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by  <b>-: D3xt3r:-</b>

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<i>The world of investing...</i>

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<i>..can be a jungle.</i>

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<i>Bulls. Bears.</i>

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<i>Danger at every turn.</i>

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<i>That's why, we at Stratton Oakmont
pride ourselves, on being the best.</i>

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<i>Trained professionals, to guide you
through the financial wilderness.</i>

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<i>Stratton Oakmont.</i>

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<i>Stabilty.</i>

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<i>Integrity.</i>

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<i>Pride.</i>

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One.

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Two..Three!

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Twenty five grand to the first
cocksucker to nail a bullseye!

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Come on, let's go!

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One.

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Two..

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...Three! My name
is Jordan Belfort.

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Not him, Me. That's right.

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I'm a former member
of the middle class,

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raised by two accountants in a
tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.

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The year I turned 26, as the
head of my own brokerage firm,

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I made 49 million dollars.

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Which really pissed me off because it
was three shy of a million a week.

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No..no..no, my Ferrari was white.
Like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice.

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Not red.

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See that, humongous
estate down there?

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That's my house.

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My wife, Naomi. The Duchess
of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.

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A former model and
Miller Lite girl.

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Yeah, she was the one with my
cock in her mouth in the Ferrari,

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So, put your dick
back in your pants.

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In addition to Naomi and
my two perfect kids,

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I own a mansion, private
jet, six cars, three horses,

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two vacation homes and
a 170 foot yacht.

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I also gamble like a
degenerate, drink like a fish,

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I fuck hookers maybe
five-six times a week,

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I have three different Federal agencies
looking to indict me. Oh yeah..

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...and I love drugs.

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Pull up..Pull up!

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We're gonna crash! For
Christ's sake! Pull up!

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Juuusss..Relax.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm alright.

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Good job.

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You get in there safe, alright?

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Next time, brahther.

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Till next time.

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Yep, on a daily basis I
consume enough drugs,

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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island...

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...and Queens.

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- For a month.
- Okay, Mr. Jordan.

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I take Quaaludes, ten to fifteen
times a day. For my back pain.

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Adderall to stay focus.

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Xanax to take the edge
off, pot to mellow out,

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cocaine to wake back up
again and morphine well..

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Because it's awesome.
Mornin' Blake.

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But of all the drugs
under God's blue heaven,

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there's one that's my
absolute favorite.

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See...

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enough of this shit'll
make you invincible,

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able to conquer the world and
eviscerate your enemies.

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And, I'm not talking about this.

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I'm talking about <i>this</i>.

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See, Money doesn't just
buy you a better life...

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better food, better
cars, better pussy...

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it also makes you
a better person.

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<i>You can give generously to the church
or political party of your choice.</i>

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<i>You can save the fucking
spotted owl with money.</i>

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I've always wanted to be rich.

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<i>So, let me go back.</i>

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I'm 22 years old. Newly married and
already a money crazed little shit.

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So, what do I do?

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I go to the one place on Earth that
befit my high minded ambitions.

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Jerry FOGEL: You are
lower than pond scum.

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You got a problem with that?

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Jordan?

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No.

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- No problem at all. - Good,
because that is what you are.

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Pond scum. Your job is
'connector', which means...

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that you'll be dialing the
phone over 500 times a day,

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trying to 'connect' me with
wealthy business owners.

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And, till you pass your Series 7, that
is all you're gonna fucking be doing.

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Sit. Sit!

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Just so you know, last year I
made over 300 thousand dollars.

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The other guy you'll be working
for, he made over a million.

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A million dollars?

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I could only imagine what a
douchebag that guy must be.

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- Jordan Belfort?
- Yes, Sir.

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- Mark Hanna.
- A pleasure to meet you.

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And, you as well. I see, you've
already met the village asshole.

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Smile and dial.

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And don't pick your
fucking head up till one.

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Hey, fuck him.

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I'm senior broker here, he's
just a worthless piker.

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Why don't you blow me, Hannah.

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Now, Did you really
pitched stock..

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In your job interview?

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I had to do something to
stand out. Right, Sir.

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I fuckin' love that!

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- Lunch, today.
- Yeah.

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We don't start dialing
at 9:30 Because,

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our clients are already
answering the phone!

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Three, two..

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One..Let's fuck!

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You want to know what
money sounds like?

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Go to a trading floor
on Wall Street.

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Fuck this, shit that.
Cunt, cock, asshole.

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I couldn't believe how these
guys talked to each other.

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I was hooked within seconds.

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It was like mainlining
adrenaline.

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- Fourty, Pick up the
cocksuckin' phone! - Sorry..

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- You're such a fuckin' deouchbag,
Hanna. - We don't give two shits about..

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How' technology works.

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Because, all we care about
is getting fuckin' rich!

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- Jordan Belfort..
- Solid..two thousand.

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Done! Time to paint the tape.

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Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft.
Going in the hole!

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C'mon.

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The pole man is alive. Alive.
Hold on to that, it's hot.

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Shut that motherfucker.
Shut it..shut it. Shut it!

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Sold!

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Tootski?

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No. Thank you, though.

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Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for
you on this glorious afternoon?

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Well, Hector, here's
the game plan.

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You're gonna nring us two Absolut Martinis,
You know how I like 'em, straight up.

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And then, Precisely seven and
one half minutes after that,

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You're gonna nring us
two more, and then..

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Two more after that every five minutes,
until one of us passes the fuck out.

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An excellent strategy, Sir?

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I'm good with water for
now, though thank you.

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It's his first day on Wall
Street, Give him time.

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- Thank you.
- Mmhmm.

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Mr. Hanna..

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You're able to..

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...do drugs during the day and
still function and do your job?

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How the fuck else would
you do this job?

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Cocaine and hookers, my friend.

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Right.

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I gotta say, I'm incredibly excited
about being part of your firm.

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- The clients you have are
absolutely.. - Fuck the clients.

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Your only responsibility is
to put mean on the table.

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- You got a girlfriend?
- I am married.

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My wife, her name is Teresa.
She cuts hair.

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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

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Think about Teresa.

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Name of the game? Move the money
from your client's pocket.

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- Into your pocket.
- Right.

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But, if you can make the clients
money, at the same time.

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It advantageous to everyone.
Correct?

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No.

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Number one rule of Wall Street.

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Nobody...

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okay, if you're Warren
Buffet or Jimmy Buffet.

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Nobody knows, if a stock's gonna go up,
down, sideways or fucking circles.

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Least of all stock brokers.

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It's all a Fughazi. You
know what a fughazi is?

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<i>Fugazi</i> it's a fake..

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Yeah, <i>Fugazi,</i> Fughazi. It's
a wazi, it's a woozi...

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...fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
It never landed.

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It is no matter. It's not
in the elemental chart.

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It's not fucking real!

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- Stay with me.
- Mmhmm.

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We don't create shit. We
don't build anything.

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So, you got a client. Who
bought stock at eight.

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And, announces it sixteen.

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He's all fucking happy, He
wants to cash in, liquidate.

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Take his fucking money and run
home. You don't let him do that.

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- Cos, that would make it real.
- Right.

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What do you do?

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You get another brilliant idea.
A special Idea.

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Another situation.
Another stock.

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To reinvest his earnings
and then, some.

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And, he will. Every single time.
Cos, they're fuckin' addicted.

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And, then..you just
keep doing this.

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Again and again. ..and again.

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Meanwhile..

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He thinks, he is gettin' shit
rich. Which he is... On paper.

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But, you and me. The brokers..

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We are taking home cold hard cash
via. Commission, motherfucker!

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Right.

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That's incredible Sir.

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- I can't tell you, how excited
I am. - You should be.

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There's two keys,

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to sucess, in the
broker business.

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First of all,

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You gotta stay relax.

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You jerk off?

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Do I jerk off? Yeah,
Yeah, I jerk off..yeah.

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How many times a week?

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Like, uhm..three
four times, maybe.

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Pump those numbers up. Those are
rookies number in this racket.

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I myself, I jerk off at least..

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- Twice a day.
- Wow!

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Once in the morning,
right after I work out.

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- And, then once, right
after lunch. - Really?

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I want to. That's
not why I do it.

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I do it, cos I fucking need to.

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Think about it.

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You're dealing with numbers.
All day long.

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Decimal points..high frequencies.
Bang, bang bang. Iek, iek eik..

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Fucking digits!
Ke, ke..ke ke..

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All very acidic,
above the shoulders,

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mustered shit.

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Alright?

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That kind can weaken
some people up. Right?

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You gotta feed the geese.
Keep the blood flowing.

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And, keep the rhythm
below the belt.

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Done.

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This is not a tip. This is
a perscription. Trust me.

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If you don't?

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You will fall out of balance.

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Split the differential..
And tip the fuck over.

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Or, worse shit.

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I've seen this happen..
Implode.

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- No, I don't wanna implode
Sir. - No, you don't.

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I'm in it for the long run.
You know?

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- Yeah, implosions are ugly.
- Yeah.

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Pop off to the bathroom,
work on it anytime you can.

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And, when you get
really good at it.

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You'll fucking be stroking it. And,
you'll be thinking about money.

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Second..key to sucess.

224
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In this racket, Is this baby
right here. It's called cocaine.

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It will keep you sharp,
between the ears.

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It will also help your fingers
dial faster. And, guess what?

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That's good for me.

228
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Yes, Sir.

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Revolutions. You follow?

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- Revolutions. - Keep the
client on the Ferris wheel.

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And, it goes..the park is open.
24/7..365.

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Every decade..every
goddamn century.

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That's it.

234
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The name of the game.

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I'll key the key.

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Thank you.

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We are common denominator.

238
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Keep that for me.

239
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For the next six months I got to know
the 'ins' and 'out' of Wall Street.

240
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Earning shit money, as I geare
up to take my Series 7.

241
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Then, I was a license
broker at last.

242
00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:24,454
Ready to make my fortune.

243
00:14:25,317 --> 00:14:28,869
My first day as a future
Master of the Universe.

244
00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:48,527
They called it <i>Black Monday</i>.

245
00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:50,458
No shit.

246
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:55,016
By four P.M. the market
had dropped 508 points,

247
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:58,175
the biggest plummet,
since the crash of '29.

248
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:07,098
This is not something,
that you wanna sell.

249
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:08,298
You know what happened?
A fucking Tsunami.

250
00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:09,498
I think you're making
a big mistake.

251
00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:13,133
- Yes, I will talk to your wife. -
Trust me. Do not answer the phone.

252
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:16,924
A lot of people are gonna be calling you.
Trying you to get your dirty laundry.

253
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,353
Holy.

254
00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:34,606
Fucking..Shit!

255
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,707
Unbelievable!

256
00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:39,775
My first shitty day as a broker.

257
00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:40,975
Within a month,

258
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:45,174
L.F. Rothschild, an
institution since 1899,

259
00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:46,716
...closed its doors.

260
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,243
Wall street had swallowed me up.

261
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:52,472
And, shit me right
back out again.

262
00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:57,591
We could pawn my engagement
ring. If we needed to.

263
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:58,791
Cos, I don't mind.

264
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,600
- If we needed to, I'm saying I'm
okay. - Will you listen to me.

265
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,455
We're not pawning anything.
Okay?

266
00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:07,072
- What'd I always tell you?
- You're gonna be a millionaire.

267
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:08,073
That's right, okay?

268
00:16:08,273 --> 00:16:11,075
Let me look.. We'll
find something.

269
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:12,275
- How about this?
- What?

270
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:15,248
- Nobody Beats the Wiz”.
- Electronic store.

271
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,870
- Stock boy, what do you think? -
You're not gonna work at that place.

272
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,188
- Yeah, but you know..you start off..
- Jordan you're gonna be miserable..

273
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:23,130
- At that place, if you go there. -
It's sales. You work your way up..

274
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,837
- You'd be a general manger.. -
You're not gonna be a stock boy.

275
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:27,265
- Why not?
- Cos, you're a stock broker.

276
00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:30,031
You understand that, nobody is
hiring stock brokers right now.

277
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,771
You understand that? Okay?

278
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,161
Ah, this place is..

279
00:16:39,361 --> 00:16:42,629
- What does that say?
- Stock brokers.

280
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:48,005
Long Island. Stock
brokers in Long Island.

281
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,904
Hey, I'm looking for
Investor's Center?

282
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,309
That's us, you wanna invest?

283
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:14,509
No.

284
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,870
Investor's Center. I'm looking
for Investor's Center?

285
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,051
Yeah, that's us. This is it.

286
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:22,107
- Oh, I'm Dwayne.
- You're Dwayne?

287
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,167
- Yeah. - Hi, Dwayne.
We spoke on the phone.

288
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:28,306
I'm Jordan Belfort. I'm the
broker from Rothschild, New York.

289
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,906
Yes, yeah. Have a seat.
How are you?

290
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,707
- We spoke on the phone earlier,
right? - Two hours ago.

291
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:48,785
- Where..where are your
quotrons, here? - Quotrons?

292
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,758
- Yeah, computers. - No, we
don't need computers here.

293
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:52,958
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.

294
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,986
- Pink sheets?
- Yeah, they're Penny stocks.

295
00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:58,246
Company that can't get listed on NASDAQ,
they don't have enough capital;

296
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:00,398
- ..Their shares trade here.
- Penny Stocks?

297
00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:04,173
Yeah, this one..Aerodhyne.
Is a really interesting...

298
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:06,718
- Or Aero..Aerotyne?
- Aerotyne, yeah.

299
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:11,989
- Very hot stock right now.
- Yeah?

300
00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:15,588
They are couple of brothers, that are
making radar detectors out of a garage;

301
00:18:15,788 --> 00:18:18,108
They are out of Dubuque. Maybe, it's
microwaves, I'm not sure. But..

302
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:19,308
You call the
company's main line,

303
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:21,767
their mom Dorothy answers,
and she's so sweet.

304
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:30,652
Six cents a share? C'mon,
Who buys this crap?

305
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:31,852
Well, I mean..

306
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:33,092
Honestly, mostly Schmucks.

307
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,035
There's postmen, there's
always a postman.

308
00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,150
Plumbers, uhm...?

309
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,305
They see our ads, in
the back of Hustler,

310
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,789
Popular Mechanics, and
our ads actually says,

311
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:42,989
they can get rich quick.

312
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,189
- Hustler?
- Yeah..

313
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,387
- You know, that girlie
magazine? - Yeah, nudie mag.

314
00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:48,587
- A lot.
- Yeah.

315
00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:50,438
We're helping them
finance houses,

316
00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:52,301
we are helping them buy
their wife a Diamond ring..

317
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:53,501
A boat..maybe.

318
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:57,486
Is this stuff regulated or you
guys what're you doing here?

319
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:02,493
- Ehhh..sort of..
- Sort of?

320
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,384
Jesus Christ! The spread
on these is huge.

321
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,546
Yeah and that's the point.
What's your name again?

322
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:10,984
Jordan Belfort.

323
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,184
Jordan, what did you get
on that Blue chip Stock?

324
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,990
I make one percent.

325
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,253
Or, I did make one percent.

326
00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:17,453
Pink sheets it's fifty.

327
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:18,653
It's fifty percent?

328
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:23,999
It's fifty percent commission?

329
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Yup.

330
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,200
For what?

331
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,832
It's our Mark up
for our services.

332
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:33,324
So, if I..if I sell a stock
at ten thousand dollars.

333
00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:35,560
My commission is
five thousand bucks?

334
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,031
If you sell ten thousand
dollars worth of this stock,

335
00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:40,547
I'll personally give you
a blowjob for free.

336
00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:44,481
And, I hope it happens.

337
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,520
Hello, John. How're
you doing today?

338
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,539
You mailed in my company a
postcard, a few weeks back.

339
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,306
Requesting, information on
Penny stocks that had huge..

340
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:56,310
Upside potential with very
little downside risk.

341
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,077
- Does that ring a bell?
<i>- Oh, yeah. I may've sent you.</i>

342
00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:00,798
Okay great. Well, the reason
for the call today John is.

343
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:04,236
Something just came
across my desk John.

344
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,192
It is perhaps the best, I've
seen in the last six months.

345
00:20:07,392 --> 00:20:08,392
If you've sixty seconds,

346
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,552
I'd like to share this with you.
You got a minute?

347
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:13,907
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International..

348
00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:17,105
It is a cutting edge tech
firm out of the Midwest,

349
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:19,587
awaiting imminent
patent approval,

350
00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:23,484
on a new generation of radar detectors
that have both huge military,

351
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:25,425
and civilian applications.

352
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,625
Now.

353
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,348
Right now John. The stock trades over
the counter at ten cents a share,

354
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:31,548
And, by the way John...

355
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,905
Our analyst indicates, it could go
a heck of a lot higher after that.

356
00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:36,105
Your profit,

357
00:20:36,305 --> 00:20:39,081
on a mere six thousand dollar
investment would be, upwards of..

358
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,966
...sixty thousand dollars!

359
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,750
- Jesus! That's my morgage man! -
Exactly, you could pay off your morgage.

360
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,748
John, one thing I
can promise you.

361
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:48,948
Even in this market,

362
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:52,414
Is that I never ask my clients
to judge me on my winners.

363
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:56,153
I ask them to judge me on my losers.
Because, they I have so few.

364
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:57,474
And in the case of Aerotyne,

365
00:20:57,553 --> 00:21:00,888
Based on every technical
factor out there, John.

366
00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:03,978
We are looking at a
Grand Slam home run.

367
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,191
<i>I'll do four grand.</i> Four thousand,
that'd be 40 thousand shares, John.

368
00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:10,391
Let me lock in on
that trade now,

369
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:13,585
and get back to you with my secretary
with an exact confirmation.

370
00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:15,606
- Sound good, John?
- That sounds good. Great.

371
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,607
Hey, John?

372
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:18,327
Thank you for your
vote of confidence.

373
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,788
- And, Welcome to the Investors
Center. <i>- Yeah, thanks a lot. Bye.</i>

374
00:21:26,614 --> 00:21:28,216
How'd you fuckin' do that?

375
00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:32,375
Just like that I made two grand.

376
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:35,120
The other guys looked at me
like, I'd just discovered fire.

377
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,570
Great! Even better!

378
00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:40,250
I was selling garbage
to garbage men.

379
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,790
And, making cash
hand over fist.

380
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,953
The only problem you're gonna have
is, that you didn't buy more.

381
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,250
Boom..Shakalak!

382
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,210
So, I was selling them shit.

383
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,053
The way I look at it,

384
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,202
Their money was better
off in my apartment.

385
00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:54,570
I knew how to spend it better.

386
00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:55,706
Excuse me.

387
00:21:55,906 --> 00:21:57,066
Is that your car, in the lot?

388
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,250
Yeah.

389
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,387
- That's a nice ride.
- Thanks man.

390
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,587
Donnie Azoff.

391
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:03,650
Jordan Belfort.
Nice to meet you.

392
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:07,284
You know, I've seen it around.
I've seen it around a lot.

393
00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:10,585
- I think, we live in the
same building. - No, shit?

394
00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:13,148
- Twelfth floor?
- Yeah. What floor are you on?

395
00:22:13,348 --> 00:22:16,174
Fourth floor. I have a four
year old kid, ugly wife?

396
00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:18,570
So, what do you do, bro?

397
00:22:20,331 --> 00:22:21,739
What do you mean, what do I do?

398
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:22,939
For work? What do you do?

399
00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:24,139
I'm a Stock broker.

400
00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:26,293
- Stock broker?
- Yeah.

401
00:22:26,493 --> 00:22:27,493
Childrens Furniture.

402
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,950
Oh, good for you.

403
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,150
It's all right.

404
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,423
You make a lot of money?

405
00:22:34,026 --> 00:22:35,562
Yeah, I do alright for myself.

406
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:36,762
I'm trying..to put it together.

407
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:39,933
Your fucking nice car? We
live in the same building?

408
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,133
I'm not understanding...

409
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,371
How much money do you make?

410
00:22:44,512 --> 00:22:46,627
I don't know. Seventy
Thousand last month.

411
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:47,827
Get the fuck...!

412
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,310
Get the fuck out of here.

413
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:51,510
I'm serious.

414
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:52,710
No, I'm serious too.

415
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,637
Seriously, how much
money do you make?

416
00:22:54,837 --> 00:22:57,037
I told you, 70 thousand.

418
00:22:57,237 --> 00:23:00,855
Well, technically. 72
thousand last month.

419
00:23:01,055 --> 00:23:02,055
Somethin like that.

420
00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:06,119
- You make 72 grand a month?
- Yeah.

421
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,330
Tell you what.

422
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,541
You show me a pay stub
with $72,000 on it,

423
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:17,878
I'll quit my job right now
and I'll work for you.

424
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:26,693
Hey, Paulie. What's up?

425
00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:28,014
No, yeah..everything's fine.

426
00:23:28,093 --> 00:23:29,870
Hey, listen. I quit.

427
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,120
And he did quit his job,

428
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,546
which I thought was a little weird. I
mean, I had just met this fucking guy.

429
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,625
There were other
things about him too,

430
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,580
like his phosphorescent
white teeth;

431
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:45,869
And the fact that he wore horn rims
with clear lenses to look more Waspy.

432
00:23:45,870 --> 00:23:48,870
Then, there were this..rumours.

433
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:51,890
I heard this, stupid shit.
I don't know.

434
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,090
I didn't even wanna bring it up.

435
00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:56,292
- It's just... stupid.
- Is it about me?

436
00:23:56,492 --> 00:23:57,532
You know, people say shit.

437
00:23:57,692 --> 00:24:00,320
I don't even listen to
them, half of the time.

438
00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:03,047
What do they say?

439
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:06,664
Shit, about you doing your
cousin or something like that?

440
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:07,904
I don't even listen to it.

441
00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:09,064
Bro, it's not like that.

442
00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:10,385
You know, it's not like that.

443
00:24:10,464 --> 00:24:14,118
I mean, like you married your
cousin. Some stupid shit.

444
00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:18,030
Yeah, my wife..yeah,
my wife is my cousin.

445
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:20,922
It's not like what you
think, whatever..you know?

446
00:24:21,122 --> 00:24:23,398
Is she like a... first cousin?
Or is she...

447
00:24:23,598 --> 00:24:29,330
Her..her father, is the
brother of my Mom.

449
00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:31,730
It's not like... We
grew up together.

451
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:35,262
And, she grew up hot..you know.
She fucking grew up hot.

452
00:24:35,462 --> 00:24:36,462
All my friends were trying
to fuck her. You know?

453
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:38,624
I'm not gonna let someone...

454
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:42,451
One of these assholes fuck my cousin.
So, I used the cousin thing as...

455
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,698
I'm not gonna let, someone
else fuck my cousin.

456
00:24:46,898 --> 00:24:49,314
If any one is gonna fuck my
cousin, it's gonna be me.

457
00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:51,207
- Out of respect. You know..
- No..I get it. Yeah..

458
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,868
You're not afraid of like
the whole kid thing, right?

459
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,108
What? Having kid with her?

460
00:24:55,268 --> 00:24:56,468
- Yeah.
- No, we have two kids.

461
00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,470
I don't mean.. I don't
wanna get personal..

462
00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:00,544
They're okay?

463
00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:02,718
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.

464
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,158
But, there'a big chance, right?

465
00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:06,480
Yeah... There is like a..
Sixty percent..

467
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,451
You know, sixty sixty-five percent chance
the kid's gonna be fucking retarded..

468
00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:11,651
- ..Or whatever. - That scares
the shit out of me, buddy.

469
00:25:11,851 --> 00:25:14,144
Look, man. A lot happen
with kids. Whatever takes

470
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,437
biz whether you're
fucking cousin or not..

471
00:25:16,637 --> 00:25:18,688
What if something
like that happened?

472
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,960
I basically, you know?
If the kid is retarted.

473
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,548
I would drive it
up to the country,

474
00:25:23,748 --> 00:25:26,746
and just like, open the door and
I'm gonna set you free now.

475
00:25:26,946 --> 00:25:29,333
You know, like run free..
You know..

476
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,568
I'm completely fucking with you!

477
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,237
That's horrible...

478
00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:45,093
No. We would take it to institution or
something where it's handled like..

479
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,374
Raise the kid or whatever..

480
00:25:47,585 --> 00:25:49,689
You know what? If you're
happy, God bless you, buddy.

481
00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:50,730
No, I'm not fucking happy.

482
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:52,744
No one who's married
is fucking happy.

483
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:54,704
Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, buddy.

484
00:25:54,904 --> 00:25:55,904
Listen, I'm really..

485
00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:59,379
I'm really appreciative
of this fucking job.

486
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,316
- I'm really enjoying.. - I'm
really happy of what you're doing..

487
00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,281
Actually, I got you
a little present.

488
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,521
- You got me a present?
- I got you something, yeah.

489
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:08,692
- You're sweet!
- It's in the back though.

490
00:26:10,326 --> 00:26:11,613
We gotta go out back.

491
00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:13,486
What, it's wrapped
up or something?

492
00:26:13,686 --> 00:26:14,686
It's wrapped up yeah.

493
00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:15,886
I don't get it.

494
00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:18,092
We can do it while you're
in fucking car. Come on.

495
00:26:20,217 --> 00:26:22,601
I'm not fucking doing this.
You're out of your fucking mind.

496
00:26:22,602 --> 00:26:24,329
Do this shit bro. No.

497
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:25,610
No one is fucking here bro.

498
00:26:26,971 --> 00:26:28,195
Get the fuck in.

499
00:26:28,395 --> 00:26:30,038
Smoke this crack with me bro.

500
00:26:31,985 --> 00:26:33,712
Smoke some fucking
crack with me bro.

501
00:26:33,912 --> 00:26:36,319
One hit. That's it.

502
00:27:09,851 --> 00:27:12,553
We gotta get out of here, buddy.

503
00:27:12,753 --> 00:27:15,407
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.

504
00:27:15,607 --> 00:27:18,773
Let's run like a fucking
lion and tirger in pairs!

505
00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:23,437
Let's fucking run!
Let's fucking run!

506
00:27:23,637 --> 00:27:25,631
Go..go... go..go!

507
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,704
<i>You've reached
Frank's auto body.</i>

508
00:27:28,904 --> 00:27:29,904
<i>We're closed right now,</i>

509
00:27:30,104 --> 00:27:32,084
<i>so, please leave us a message!</i>

510
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,049
Hello, my name is
Jordan Belfort.

511
00:27:34,249 --> 00:27:35,249
My partner and I are..

512
00:27:35,449 --> 00:27:37,428
Very interested in
renting out your garage.

513
00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:39,831
Donnie and I were
going out on our own.

514
00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:42,559
And, the first thing
we needed was brokers.

515
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,452
Guys with sales experience.

516
00:27:44,652 --> 00:27:46,736
So, I recruited some
of my home town boys.

517
00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:49,867
Sea Otter. Who sole
meat and weed.

518
00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:53,124
Chester..who sold
tyres and weed.

519
00:27:53,324 --> 00:27:54,324
And, Robbie...

520
00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:56,282
who sold anything he
could get his hands on.

521
00:27:56,482 --> 00:27:57,482
Mostly, weed.

522
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:01,514
This is Brad.

523
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,490
And, Brad's the guy
I really wanted.

524
00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:04,669
But, he didn't go along with us.

525
00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:07,433
He was already making so
much money selling Qualutes.

526
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:10,079
He'd become the Quaalude
King of Bayside.

527
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,540
You get any pussy with
that thing or what?

528
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:14,242
Yeah, man. Of course man. - Bring
some chicks around here sometime huh.

529
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,795
Little morch... little morch.

530
00:28:18,145 --> 00:28:19,184
Hey, Zit.

531
00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:21,733
Tell your sister, I
was asking about her.

532
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:24,574
But you bring me a pair of her
panties, next time you come through.

533
00:28:24,752 --> 00:28:27,546
Yeah, man. She said, they
don't wanna talk to you man.

534
00:28:27,746 --> 00:28:29,844
Get the fuck out of here.

535
00:28:30,044 --> 00:28:32,304
Hey, Ma. We got
chicken or what?

536
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,395
Ma?!

537
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,327
You listening? It's
easier than you think.

538
00:28:37,527 --> 00:28:38,527
Every person you're
on the phone with,

539
00:28:38,727 --> 00:28:41,533
They wanna get rich and they
wanna get rich quickly.

540
00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:43,486
- They all want something for
nothing. - There was this one time,

541
00:28:43,686 --> 00:28:46,726
That I was selling pot to Amish dude.
You know guy's that got like the beard,

542
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,540
- With like no mustache or
some bullshit.. - Yeah..yeah.

543
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:52,225
Well, he says that he only
wants to make furniture.

544
00:28:53,110 --> 00:28:55,454
- What's that gotta do with
anything? - I don't understand.

545
00:28:55,455 --> 00:28:57,435
What the fuck are
you talking about?

546
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,539
I'm not putting words into
your mouth or nothing, But..

547
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:02,514
You just said that, Everybody
wants to get rich.

548
00:29:02,714 --> 00:29:05,034
- Holy fuck, you did just said
that. - Yeah, you said that.

549
00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:08,763
- What the fuck are you talking
about? - Yeah, like Buddhist.

550
00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:10,889
They don't give a shit about
money. They're wrapped in sheets!

551
00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,089
- They don't buy shits. - I'm
not..i'm..I'm not talking..

552
00:29:12,289 --> 00:29:13,370
...about Buddhist or Amish.

553
00:29:13,489 --> 00:29:15,225
I'm talking about normal people.

554
00:29:15,425 --> 00:29:17,745
Working class, everyday people.
Everyone wants to get rich.

555
00:29:17,936 --> 00:29:20,183
- Am I crazy? - There's no
such thing as Amish Buddhist..

556
00:29:20,184 --> 00:29:21,904
- I am pretty fucking sure.
- No, I didn't..

557
00:29:21,973 --> 00:29:24,557
- Can we get some Ketchup please?
- I didn't say Amish Buddhist..

558
00:29:24,558 --> 00:29:25,928
Do you guys not
wanna make money?

559
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,189
I wanna make some
fucking money, okay?

560
00:29:29,324 --> 00:29:30,324
I can sell anything.

561
00:29:30,524 --> 00:29:32,224
Shit, I can sell lubes
to convent full of

562
00:29:32,225 --> 00:29:33,924
Nuns getting horny to
be fuckin' each other.

563
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,353
That's the attitude!
You can sell anything?

564
00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,313
Sell me, this fucking
pen right here.

565
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:39,513
You can sell anything..
Sell that.

566
00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:40,713
Sell me that pen?

567
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,688
Can I finish eating first?
I hadn't eaten today.

568
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,835
Brad, show 'em how it's done.

569
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,806
Boom. Sell me that pen.
Watch, go on.

570
00:29:48,006 --> 00:29:49,006
You want me to sell
this fucking pen?

571
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:50,246
That's my boy right there.

572
00:29:50,406 --> 00:29:52,028
Fucking sell anything.

573
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:54,515
Why don't you do me a favour? Write
your name down on that napkin for me?

574
00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:55,715
I don't have a pen.

575
00:29:55,915 --> 00:29:57,906
Exactly. Supply and
demand, my friend.

576
00:29:58,106 --> 00:30:00,004
See what I mean? He's
creating urgency.

577
00:30:00,204 --> 00:30:03,194
Getting you to want to buy this stock.
Gotta make it as something that they need.

578
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,480
That's the thing.

579
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,351
All nuns are lesbians.

580
00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:08,857
What the fuck are you
talking about, Otter?

581
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,937
Yeah, think about it. They
can't keep in dudes..

582
00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:13,770
Four fucking times.
Get me four times.

583
00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:19,402
Look, I knew these guys
weren't like Harvard MBAs.

584
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,394
Robbie Feinberg the pin head, took
five years to finish High School.

585
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,511
Alden Kupferberg-The sea
otter, Didn't even graduate.

586
00:30:26,711 --> 00:30:30,971
Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman
thought Jiujitsu was in Israel.

587
00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:33,282
Smartest of the bunch
was Nicky Koskoff.

588
00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:34,790
He actually went to Law School.

589
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,824
I call him "Rugrat" b'cos of
his piece of shit hairpiece.

590
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,360
Still, give me them
young, hungry and stupid.

591
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,012
And, in no time I'll
make them rich.

592
00:30:48,283 --> 00:30:50,425
Omigod. Jordan.

593
00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:51,625
You like it, baby?

594
00:30:53,376 --> 00:30:54,682
It's beautiful.

595
00:30:54,882 --> 00:30:55,882
They're not the biggest
stones in the world.

596
00:30:56,082 --> 00:30:58,650
But, I promise they are
really high quality.

597
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:01,447
This is beautiful. I don't...
it's so beautiful.

598
00:31:02,714 --> 00:31:04,584
- Oh, boy.
- What?

599
00:31:04,784 --> 00:31:05,784
I know that look.

600
00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,831
- What is it? Go ahead.
- I don't know, it's..

601
00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:14,202
These stocks, these companies.
They are like, crappy companies?

602
00:31:14,402 --> 00:31:16,934
Yeah, Yeah. They are terrible.

603
00:31:18,348 --> 00:31:21,133
Don't worry about it. I told you,
What I'm doing is, completely legal.

604
00:31:21,134 --> 00:31:24,094
Yeah, I know. They're like, they're not
gonna make any money though, right?

605
00:31:25,372 --> 00:31:27,125
Sometimes they do.
Sometimes, they don't.

606
00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:28,325
You know, how it goes.

607
00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:29,525
Wouldn't you feel better,

608
00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:33,167
if you sold that stuffs to rich people, who
can like afford to lose a lot of money?

609
00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:36,470
Of course.

610
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:39,410
But, rich people don't
buy Penny stocks.

611
00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:40,610
They just don't.

612
00:31:42,082 --> 00:31:43,224
Why not?

613
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,116
Because they're too
smart, that's why not.

614
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,660
I mean, what person with
a college education.

615
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,186
Would trust this
bunch of jerk offs?

616
00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:59,053
But what if they didn't sound
like a bunch of jerk offs?

617
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,080
What if, I can teach them how to
sell it to people with money?

618
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,150
<i>Real money.</i>

619
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:06,470
So, I decided to
re-invent the company.

620
00:32:06,670 --> 00:32:12,288
Gentlemen, Welcome
to Stratton Oakmont.

622
00:32:12,488 --> 00:32:14,368
You snooks will now be
targeting the wealthiest.

623
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,266
One percent of Americans.

624
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:19,573
I'm talking about Whales, here.

625
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:20,773
Moby 'fucking' Dicks.

626
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,158
And, with this script.

627
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,269
Which is now your
new 'Harpoon'..

628
00:32:25,469 --> 00:32:28,983
I'm goona teach each and
everyone of you to be Captain...

629
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,183
Fucking Ahab.

630
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,510
Get it? Huh?

631
00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:33,710
Captain Who?

632
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,647
Captain Ahab. From
the fucking...

633
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:38,941
Book..motherfucker.
From the book.

634
00:32:39,141 --> 00:32:40,181
Turn you fucking brain on!

635
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,800
Listen to me.

636
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,385
We are a new company,
with a new name.

637
00:32:45,585 --> 00:32:48,395
A Company, that our
clients can believe in.

638
00:32:48,595 --> 00:32:51,482
A Company, that our
clients can trust.

639
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:53,240
A firm, whose roots..

640
00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:56,320
Are so deeply embedded
into Wall Street,

641
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,520
That our very Founders,

642
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,146
Sailed over n the Mayflower,

643
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,746
chiselled the name
Stratton Oakmont,

644
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,720
right into plummet fucking rock.

645
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,920
Got it?

646
00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:07,370
What we are gonna do is this.

647
00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:10,469
First we pitch
them Disney, ATandT,

648
00:33:10,669 --> 00:33:13,184
IBM, blue chips
stocks exclusively.

649
00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:15,374
Companies at these peoples moan.

650
00:33:15,574 --> 00:33:16,574
Once we sucker them in,

651
00:33:16,774 --> 00:33:19,544
We unload the dog shits.

652
00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:21,812
The pink sheets, the
pennies stocks.

653
00:33:22,012 --> 00:33:23,012
Where we laid the money.

654
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,424
50% commission baby.

655
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:28,688
Now, the key to making money
in a situation like this,

656
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:31,610
Is to position yourself
now, before the settlement.

657
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,570
Because, by the time you read about
it in The Wall Street Journal.

658
00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:37,154
It's already too late.

659
00:33:37,354 --> 00:33:38,443
And you wait.

660
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:39,643
You wait.

661
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,809
And, whoever speaks first..
loses.

662
00:33:45,384 --> 00:33:47,584
<i>Sorry, I appreciate the call.</i>

663
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:50,114
<i>I realy have to give
this some thought.</i>

664
00:33:50,314 --> 00:33:51,957
<i>And, uh..talking to
my wife about it.</i>

665
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:53,157
<i>Can I call you back?</i>

666
00:33:53,357 --> 00:33:54,813
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it.

667
00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:57,067
They gotta talk to the fucking
wives. Or the fucking tooth fairy..

668
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:59,147
The point is it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.

669
00:33:59,347 --> 00:34:02,184
The only objection they have
is they don't trust you guys.

670
00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,479
And, why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you..

671
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:06,520
You're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salemen right?

672
00:34:07,575 --> 00:34:09,599
- So, what do you say?
- You mean to tell me that..

673
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,669
If I put you in Union Carbide
at 7 and took you out at 32..

674
00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:16,297
Texas Instruments at 11
and took you out at 47..

675
00:34:16,497 --> 00:34:18,758
You're still at 16 and
took you out at 41,

676
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,157
...you wouldn't say Chester..

677
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,506
Pick me up a few thousand
shares at Disney?

678
00:34:22,706 --> 00:34:25,467
- On the spot, right now. C'mon. -
I mean, honestly Kevin. Honestly..

679
00:34:25,468 --> 00:34:27,324
- Seriously?
- I don't know you.

680
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,742
You cold called me.
You're a total stranger..

681
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,080
I'm in complete agreement with you,
You don't know me, I don't know you..

682
00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:36,300
- ..Alden Kupferberg.
- Robbie Feinberg.

683
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:37,500
- Chester Ming. - I'm Senior
Vice president at Stratton.

684
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,400
- ...Oakmont. - And I plan
on being one of the...

685
00:34:40,586 --> 00:34:43,346
- Top broker in my firm next year.
- And, I'm not gonna get there,

686
00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:45,387
- by being wrong, Stan.
- I do wanna say that..

687
00:34:47,024 --> 00:34:48,917
You sound like a
pretty sincere guy.

688
00:34:49,117 --> 00:34:51,398
It's not gonna make you rich.
It's not gonn make you poor.

689
00:34:51,565 --> 00:34:53,645
But, what Stratton..will
do is serve as a...

690
00:34:53,845 --> 00:34:57,369
- Benchmark, for future business, Kevin.
- You feel comfortable with me, Scott?

691
00:34:57,569 --> 00:34:58,809
And, then you'll know for sure,

692
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:02,444
That you've finally found the broker
on Wall Street that you can trust.

693
00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:06,344
And who can consistently,
make you money.

694
00:35:06,544 --> 00:35:07,544
Sound fair enough?

695
00:35:11,548 --> 00:35:14,316
<i>Yeah, I gotta say, I'm
pretty impressed.</i>

696
00:35:15,536 --> 00:35:17,920
<i>What do..what do you think?</i>

697
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Kevin?

698
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,624
You give me one shot here,

699
00:35:21,824 --> 00:35:23,946
On a blue chip stock like Kodak.

700
00:35:24,146 --> 00:35:26,112
And, believe me..Kevin.

701
00:35:26,312 --> 00:35:28,927
The only problem
you gonna have..

702
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,360
Is that you didn't buy more.

703
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,523
Sound fair enough?

704
00:35:35,331 --> 00:35:36,795
<i>Shit..</i>

705
00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:42,592
<i>My wife might devorce me.
But, yeah.. let's do it.</i>

706
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,365
Excellent choice, Kevin. How much
do you wanna go for it, this time?

707
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:49,723
Let's do five..five
thousand dollars.

708
00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:50,923
Why don't we try eight
thousand, Kevin?

709
00:35:51,123 --> 00:35:52,123
All right, let's do ten.

710
00:35:52,323 --> 00:35:53,363
- Ten?
- You wanna do that?

711
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,523
Excellent choice.

712
00:35:54,723 --> 00:35:57,203
Kevin, let me lock in that trade
right now and get back to you,

713
00:35:57,317 --> 00:35:58,870
in a few minutes. With
the exact confirmation.

714
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,203
Kevin, and Welcome..

715
00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:02,874
- ..To Stratton Oakmond. - Thanks
man, I'm gonna have a beer,

716
00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:06,388
- This is fun.
- Take it easy Kevin.

717
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,599
Thanks Jordan. Thanks a lot.

718
00:36:16,104 --> 00:36:17,952
- What a fucking idiot.
- The one..

719
00:36:18,152 --> 00:36:21,333
...thing I know about in
this world is Airlines.

720
00:36:21,533 --> 00:36:25,033
And Kushon Airlines is
the future of Airlines.

721
00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:26,899
- Get in now..
- My name is Nicky Koskoff.

722
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:30,669
Chester Ming, and I'm a Senior Vice
President at Stratton Oakmont.

723
00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:34,865
Truly I'm so so sorry
for your loss.

724
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:37,809
- When did he passed?
- Just think I'm wrong..

725
00:36:42,605 --> 00:36:46,351
It's like getting in on sunlight before
there's any sunlight, you understand?

726
00:36:50,635 --> 00:36:52,521
That was a very
intelligent decision I'm

727
00:36:52,522 --> 00:36:54,407
happy to transfer you
to our sale associate.

728
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,455
Rhonda.

729
00:36:56,655 --> 00:36:57,655
Rhonda?

730
00:36:57,855 --> 00:36:59,955
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?

731
00:37:06,756 --> 00:37:08,396
Everybody have a good week?

732
00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,080
End of the month.

733
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,465
$28.7 million in
gross commissions,

734
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:18,020
All from Pink Sheets Stock Boys!

735
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,432
And to celebrate with a
weekly act of debauchery,

736
00:37:22,632 --> 00:37:26,012
I have offered our lovely sales
assistant Danielle Harrison here,

737
00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:27,212
ten thousand dollars..

738
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,206
To shave a fucking eye!

739
00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:31,890
Yeah!

740
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,547
You want this? Huh?
You want this?!

741
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:41,624
Let the shaving begin!

742
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,409
Scalp, scalp... scalp.

743
00:37:43,410 --> 00:37:45,909
Scalp, scalp... scalp..scalp,
scalp... scalp.

744
00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:53,064
FYI Boys, Danielle's promised to use This
10 thousand dollars for breast implants!

745
00:37:53,264 --> 00:37:56,950
She's already got C-cups, But now
she wants fucking Double Ds!

746
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,509
Is this a great
company or what?!

747
00:38:02,504 --> 00:38:04,848
This is the greatest fucking
company of the world!

748
00:38:08,572 --> 00:38:09,405
Dominic..

749
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:12,550
Blow the roof off
this motherfucker!

750
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,665
Word spread throughout
Wall Street.

751
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,920
Even in places I
didn't want it to.

752
00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:57,340
It wasn't long before
Forbes Magazine.

753
00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:00,812
The flagship of Wall Street
called to do a 'Profile' on me.

754
00:40:01,012 --> 00:40:03,577
Let me ask you, How do you see
the future for Straten Oakland.

755
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:04,777
One word..

756
00:40:07,744 --> 00:40:08,786
Diversification.

757
00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:10,760
That's good. Thank
you so much.

758
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,960
- I have more than enough.
- Fantastic..fantastic.

759
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,241
Can we get a quick picture?

760
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,065
A total fucking hatchet job.

761
00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:19,590
This conniving little twat!
Look at this?

762
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:22,764
The Wolf of Wall Street”.
They call me..look.

763
00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:23,964
Your hair looks good.

764
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,690
<i>Jordan Belfort,</i>

765
00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:29,667
<i>sounding like a kind
of twisted Robin Hood</i>

766
00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,310
<i>who takes from the rich
and gives to himself</i>

767
00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:34,475
<i>and his Merry
band of brokers”.</i>

768
00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:35,875
- Read that..read it.
- Listen.

769
00:40:35,968 --> 00:40:36,968
There's no such thing,

770
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,648
- as bad publicity, Sweeheart.
- Read the article.

771
00:40:40,848 --> 00:40:41,848
Jordan, you look great.

772
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:44,104
You're in a huge magazine.

773
00:40:52,855 --> 00:40:53,954
Calm the fuck down!

774
00:40:54,446 --> 00:40:55,470
What the hell's all this?

775
00:40:55,471 --> 00:40:58,118
It's the Forbes article. They
all wanna work for you now.

776
00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,910
Hey, what did I say?!

777
00:41:01,612 --> 00:41:04,393
Hey, you want a job?
You talk to me!

778
00:41:05,865 --> 00:41:07,823
Forbes had made me a superstar.

779
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:14,024
Every day, dozens of money-crazed
kids beat a path to my door.

780
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,132
If we hired 'em,

781
00:41:16,332 --> 00:41:18,313
they dropped out of
college overnight..

782
00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:22,571
And spend whatever allowance they had
on a new suit from our Straten tailor.

783
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:24,132
Are you fuckin'
serious right now!

784
00:41:25,084 --> 00:41:27,971
I mean, we're literally putting
clothes on these kids backs.

785
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,290
And here comes, this jerk
off sniffing around.

786
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,250
You know, everytime someone
rises up in the world.

787
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,770
There's always gonna be some
asshole trying to drag him down.

788
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,804
Within months, we
doubled in size,

789
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:44,256
moved to even bigger offices.

790
00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:53,105
It was a madhouse,
a greed-fest,

791
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:57,729
with equal parts cocaine,
testosterone and body fluids.

792
00:42:00,295 --> 00:42:01,355
It got so bad.

793
00:42:01,925 --> 00:42:03,910
I had to declare the
office a fuck-free zone,

794
00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:05,270
between the hours of 9 and 7,

795
00:42:05,930 --> 00:42:08,203
but I'm telling you
even that didn't help.

796
00:42:08,410 --> 00:42:11,050
Actually the madness started
on our very first day,

797
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,435
when one of our
brokers, Ben Jenner,

798
00:42:13,635 --> 00:42:17,003
christened the elevator by getting
a blowjob from a sales assistant.

799
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:19,000
Her name was Pam
and to her credit,

800
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,470
she did have an amazing
technique, with this..

801
00:42:22,130 --> 00:42:23,500
Wild twist and jerk motion.

802
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,731
About a month later,

803
00:42:25,931 --> 00:42:28,042
Donnie and I decided
to dowble-team her,

804
00:42:28,242 --> 00:42:31,536
On a Saturday afternoon while our wives
were out shopping for Christmas dresses.

805
00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,850
Eventually Ben married
her, which was..

806
00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:38,134
Pretty amazing considering she blew
every single guy in the office.

807
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:41,538
He then got depressed and killed
himself three years later.

808
00:42:41,738 --> 00:42:45,189
Anyway, I hired my Dad
Max to maintain order,

809
00:42:45,389 --> 00:42:46,389
As the enforcer.

810
00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:48,530
Stratten's very own Gestapo.

811
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,330
We called him Mad Max because
of his hair-trigger temper,

812
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,520
which could be set off by something
as innocuous as a ringing telephone.

813
00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:58,870
Who the fuck

814
00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:03,508
has the goddamn gall to call
this house on a Tuesday night!

815
00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:06,759
- Goddammit!
- You're gonna Miss it.

816
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,904
Oh, please tell me
something I don't know.

817
00:43:09,104 --> 00:43:12,964
I wait all week for the fucking
<i>Equalizer</i>. And they have to fucking...

818
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,522
Hello?... - Gene, how are you Gene?
<i>But, as soon as he picked up the phone.</i>

819
00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:19,471
<i>He'd affect this weird
British accent.</i>

820
00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:21,111
Right-eo. Gene that
will be great...

821
00:43:21,490 --> 00:43:22,611
Cheerio. <i>It was absolutely...</i>

822
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,700
The fucking half-wit!
<i>..bizzare.</i>

823
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,345
You missed it! <i>And He's
Mad Max all over again.</i>

824
00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:32,211
Alright, tell me what happened.
What happened?

825
00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:33,290
Well, he discovered..

826
00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:35,867
- ..It was his mother's sister.
- Who is he? Who?

827
00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:38,506
The main guy. You
know the main guy.

828
00:43:38,706 --> 00:43:41,538
It was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.

829
00:43:41,682 --> 00:43:46,602
<i>Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
everything we're doing at Straten.</i>

830
00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:48,005
Then, there's a big target.

831
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:51,610
- They get launched and stick?
- There's a bullseye..

832
00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:52,810
The bullseye is a dollar sign.

833
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:55,330
Whoever, gets closer to the
dollar sign get the most bucks.

834
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,175
So, if he gets
hurts, what happens?

835
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,531
I don't think, he's
gonna get hurt.

836
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,969
They've got, like,
superhuman strength anyway.

837
00:44:04,169 --> 00:44:06,749
You can't look him
right in the eyes.

838
00:44:06,949 --> 00:44:09,624
- You can't look him in the eye?
- That's a fact. It's on PBS.

839
00:44:09,824 --> 00:44:12,148
They get confused and
their wires get crossed.

840
00:44:12,348 --> 00:44:13,348
You gotta look like at the Chin.

841
00:44:13,548 --> 00:44:15,884
Looks like I'm look at you but
I'm lookin' at your Chin.

842
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:18,470
They're like the monalisa,

843
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,788
They find eye contact, like whever
you're standing at the room.

844
00:44:21,988 --> 00:44:22,988
Then, they lock it..

845
00:44:23,188 --> 00:44:25,148
But, there's a limit to
what we can do with him?

846
00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:27,330
We're allowed to throw shit at
him. We're allowed to throw..

847
00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:28,530
Foods..bananas..

848
00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:31,571
But, for example, what I
wouldn't do is maybe like..

849
00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:32,771
Tell him to pull his cock out..

850
00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:35,594
And like get some of the girls
to fondle him or shit..

851
00:44:35,794 --> 00:44:37,155
Let's keep that in
our back pocket.

852
00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:40,374
This guy's more about
thrown at the dartboard.

853
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:41,840
The thing is... this
is their gift, okay.

854
00:44:42,270 --> 00:44:44,470
They're build to be thrown.
Like a lawn dart.

855
00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,230
Their top is heavy. Like a lawn
dart, they're build for accuracy.

856
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,220
Can we bowl with this guy?

857
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,420
That's his fucking
brother, Robbie.

858
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,620
The brother is the bowling ball.

859
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:52,820
The brother,

860
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,724
you put a skateboard on him,
strapped him to a skateboard..

861
00:44:54,924 --> 00:44:55,924
And, toss him down an
alley at some pins.

862
00:44:56,124 --> 00:44:57,772
No, shit. That's interesting.

863
00:44:57,972 --> 00:44:58,972
Can we get that guy?

864
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:00,852
We'll get that guy too.
But, it says here..

865
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:02,037
<i>This guy will show his cock.</i>

866
00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:05,225
They're very ornery,
by the way.

867
00:45:05,425 --> 00:45:07,552
So, you gotta be careful.
With these litle guys, okay?

868
00:45:07,553 --> 00:45:08,553
Safety is first, alright?

869
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,878
I want some of those fucking
Tranquilizer gun ready..

870
00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:12,118
To knock these fucker out.

871
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,130
Maze, taser guns?

872
00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:15,330
A pallet gun, maybe?

873
00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:17,966
No, pallet gun's gonna hurt 'em.
I just want 'em out!

874
00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:21,319
I say, we stick with the
'loophole'. Right..okay?

875
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,590
If we don't consider him a human,
we consider him as an act.

876
00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:25,471
I think we're in the clear.

877
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,515
Like, you know like flying willanders,
you know a lot of those guys died,

878
00:45:27,715 --> 00:45:29,424
- Bu, they never sued anybody.
- The important thing..

879
00:45:29,624 --> 00:45:30,624
You guys gotta keep in mind is

880
00:45:30,824 --> 00:45:34,051
that these things gossip. They
get together and they gossip.

881
00:45:34,251 --> 00:45:36,240
- That's a good point. - And
the last thing that we need..

882
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,112
Is them getting together and say,
' oh, they made fun of us'..

883
00:45:39,312 --> 00:45:41,672
- It's gonna make Straten look
bad. - That's why I love you.

884
00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:43,027
You think of shits like that.

885
00:45:44,648 --> 00:45:46,371
We treat it just like
one of us, okay?

886
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,240
One of us, copul
gobul one of us.

887
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,219
We accept them one of us.
Copul gobul one of us.

888
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,468
We accept them one of us.
Copul gobul one of us.

889
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:55,668
- Copul gobul one of us.
- Jordan!

890
00:45:55,868 --> 00:45:56,868
Your dad's coming.

891
00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:58,598
Something to do with the
American Express bill.

892
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,160
- Get him out of here?
- Yeah, lick my twat.

893
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,480
No, I'm serious.

894
00:46:07,425 --> 00:46:09,104
Make some shit up.

895
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,140
$430,000 dollars

896
00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:16,407
...in one month, Jordy? Huh?

897
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,986
Four-hundred-and-fucking-
thirty-thousand fucking dollars..

898
00:46:20,186 --> 00:46:21,350
In one fucking month!

899
00:46:23,105 --> 00:46:24,609
They're business expenses.
Just relax.

900
00:46:24,610 --> 00:46:26,170
Jordy, look what you got here?

901
00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:27,370
Look at this.

902
00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:30,824
26 thousand dollars for
one fucking dinner!

903
00:46:31,024 --> 00:46:32,024
Okay, no..no..no. This
could be explained.

904
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:35,209
Dad we had clients. We
had Pfi..Pfizer clients.

905
00:46:35,409 --> 00:46:37,198
Right, the portal
house from Argentina.

906
00:46:37,398 --> 00:46:39,171
Expensive champagne, the wine..
We had to buy champange,

907
00:46:39,371 --> 00:46:41,891
And you got all the fucking sides.
Tell him what the sides were.

908
00:46:42,069 --> 00:46:43,309
- I ordered sides, so..
- Sides?

909
00:46:43,432 --> 00:46:44,670
$26,000

910
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:46,290
Worth of sides?!

911
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:48,901
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?

912
00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:50,947
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.

913
00:46:51,147 --> 00:46:52,147
They were up there. That's
why they were expensive.

914
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:54,080
- Shut the fuck up.
- I'm seriou..

915
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,280
Stop.

916
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,509
And, EJ Entertainment.

917
00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,594
What the fuck is
EJ Entertainment?!

918
00:46:58,794 --> 00:47:01,272
Well..that's uh..

919
00:47:01,472 --> 00:47:03,283
Yeah, Jordan. What's
EJ Entertainment?!

920
00:47:03,483 --> 00:47:04,483
Jordan what is that?

921
00:47:04,683 --> 00:47:06,331
It's a fucking
prostitution ring, Jordy.

922
00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:07,531
That's what it is!

923
00:47:07,731 --> 00:47:08,731
That is what it is.

924
00:47:08,931 --> 00:47:11,045
Isn't that the perfect,
description for them?

925
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,326
That is what it is... but..

926
00:47:12,445 --> 00:47:13,445
None of this were charged to me.

927
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,080
This is all of them.

928
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,950
Oh, it's all us?

929
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,953
It wasn't me though. Fucking
explain this shit to him.

930
00:47:19,153 --> 00:47:21,245
These are all your fucking
charges! Right here.

931
00:47:21,445 --> 00:47:24,299
The IRS they allow for
TandA, that's fine.

932
00:47:24,499 --> 00:47:27,604
TandE - T

934
00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:28,804
- No, you said TandA.
- No, I didn't.

935
00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:30,740
Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.

936
00:47:31,096 --> 00:47:32,515
You said TandA. It's T
Alright?

937
00:47:32,715 --> 00:47:35,035
I know you're upset about the
dinner. And that makes sense.

938
00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:37,989
B'cos, we did spend too much
money. But, I said TandE.

939
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,895
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.

940
00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:41,216
- Dad, he said TandA.
- He did.

941
00:47:41,295 --> 00:47:42,981
- He said TandA.
- Absolutely, no question.

942
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,380
I'm getting this close!

943
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:47,580
That's what I'm saying.

944
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:49,079
I want you to open up more, Max.

945
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,201
He's gonna fucking kill you.

946
00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:51,366
Why do you hold it in?

947
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:53,878
- Max, Max..Why do you
hold it in? - That's it.

948
00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:55,478
That's it. Get the
fuck out of here.

949
00:47:58,290 --> 00:48:01,174
- What kinda hookers take
credit card? - A rich one!

950
00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:03,251
In Stratton, there were
three kinds of hookers.

951
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,440
The blue chips, top of the line.
Model material.

952
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,869
They cost between $300 and $500
and you had wear a condom.

953
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:10,069
Unless, you gave
them a hefty tip,

954
00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:12,310
which of course, I always did.

955
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,620
Then came NASDAQs,

956
00:48:14,910 --> 00:48:16,110
who were pretty,
but not great,

957
00:48:16,164 --> 00:48:17,984
They cost betweem two
to three hundred bucks.

958
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:21,009
Finally there were
pink sheets, skanks.

959
00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:22,839
They cost about a
hundred or less,

960
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,088
and if you didn't wear a condom, you'd
get a penicillin shot the next day,

961
00:48:26,288 --> 00:48:27,688
and pray your dick
didn't fall off.

962
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,381
Not that we didn't
fuck them, too.

963
00:48:29,650 --> 00:48:32,297
Believe me, we did.

964
00:48:32,497 --> 00:48:34,599
It's that slip disc thing again.

965
00:48:34,799 --> 00:48:35,880
I know what it is. You know,

966
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:38,791
too much..with EJ entertainment.

967
00:48:40,124 --> 00:48:41,349
How are things at home?

968
00:48:41,549 --> 00:48:42,549
Well, not the best.

969
00:48:42,749 --> 00:48:45,836
It just doesn't... you
know what I'm saying.

970
00:48:46,036 --> 00:48:47,036
It's like the smell..

971
00:48:47,236 --> 00:48:49,613
There's a smell, there's attraction
thing and after a while,

972
00:48:49,813 --> 00:48:50,813
It just kinda fades
away a little bit..

973
00:48:51,013 --> 00:48:53,194
Yeah, well..it's
supposed to fade away.

974
00:48:53,394 --> 00:48:54,965
- Supposed to?
- That's marriage.

975
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,246
You know, your mother and I.

976
00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:58,381
- We've been married a
long long time. - I know.

977
00:48:58,581 --> 00:49:00,986
What do you think? We're jumping
into bed every two minutes?

978
00:49:01,186 --> 00:49:02,792
- It doesn't work that way.
- I love her to death.

979
00:49:02,992 --> 00:49:05,144
I wanna stay married, Dad.
But..uh..

980
00:49:05,344 --> 00:49:06,344
It's crazy out there.

981
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:09,308
Some of these girls, you
should see them. Oh my God!

982
00:49:09,508 --> 00:49:12,674
They're fucking..the things
they're doing now, Pops.

983
00:49:12,874 --> 00:49:15,232
I mean..it's whole
on another level.

984
00:49:15,432 --> 00:49:16,993
- Really?
- And, they're all shaved too.

985
00:49:17,086 --> 00:49:18,871
- Get out of here!
- They're all shaven.

986
00:49:19,098 --> 00:49:22,155
- Are you kidding me? No bush?
- Bald as a China-doll.

987
00:49:22,355 --> 00:49:23,968
- No, bush.
- Oh my God!

988
00:49:24,168 --> 00:49:28,392
All of a sudden, One week. Nobody'd
anything down there, anywhere.

989
00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:31,124
- It's a new world. - They're
bald from the eyebrows down.

990
00:49:31,324 --> 00:49:33,244
- Wow.
- Nothing. Not a stitches.

991
00:49:33,444 --> 00:49:35,517
- Like lasers.
- Wow, new world, see?

992
00:49:35,717 --> 00:49:38,201
I was born too, too.. early.

993
00:49:38,401 --> 00:49:40,854
I've never been a fan
of bush, to be honest.

994
00:49:41,054 --> 00:49:42,054
- Really?
- Yeah.

995
00:49:42,254 --> 00:49:43,254
I don't mind it.

996
00:49:43,454 --> 00:49:44,454
Dad..

997
00:49:44,654 --> 00:49:47,291
I don't want you stressing
out about any of these.

998
00:49:47,491 --> 00:49:48,491
How can I not get stressed out?

999
00:49:48,691 --> 00:49:50,347
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you?

1000
00:49:50,547 --> 00:49:53,118
I know they're knuckleheads but
I need 'em to live like me.

1001
00:49:53,318 --> 00:49:55,066
You get it? To lived like me.

1002
00:49:55,266 --> 00:49:56,266
Jordy,

1003
00:49:56,466 --> 00:50:00,343
one of these days, the chickens
are gonna come home to roost.

1004
00:50:02,954 --> 00:50:04,522
You're looking at
me like I'm crazy.

1005
00:50:04,722 --> 00:50:05,722
Crazy?

1006
00:50:05,922 --> 00:50:07,506
This is Obscene!

1007
00:50:07,706 --> 00:50:10,806
It was obscene... in
the normal world.

1009
00:50:11,006 --> 00:50:13,981
But, who wanted to live there?

1010
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:26,090
Fucking magic! I love this!

1011
00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:31,021
We got minds up here, that's
gonna take this company.

1012
00:50:31,221 --> 00:50:34,828
Into the fucking stratosphere!

1013
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,697
Jor-Dan! Jor-Dan! Jor-Dan!

1014
00:50:42,757 --> 00:50:44,604
Fuck Merrill Lynch, Fuck them.

1015
00:50:44,804 --> 00:50:45,804
Why should they be taking
all the fucking money,

1016
00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:47,167
all the fucking time.

1017
00:50:48,150 --> 00:50:49,540
It was our next big move.

1018
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,840
Finding companies
to take public.

1019
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,390
IPOs.

1020
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,720
It was the only way, these
Wall Street pricks..

1021
00:50:55,721 --> 00:50:57,282
Would ever stop thinking
of us as some..

1022
00:50:57,630 --> 00:50:58,928
...shit kicker bucket shot.

1023
00:50:59,128 --> 00:51:00,288
We've got Arncliffe National,

1024
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,222
See, we were a little different.

1025
00:51:02,422 --> 00:51:03,422
We liked to get as
fucked up as possible.

1026
00:51:03,622 --> 00:51:05,677
During our business pow-wows.

1027
00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:08,000
In order to stimulate
our free flowing ideas.

1028
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,101
Which is why, we're popping
these ludes like they're MandMs.

1029
00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:16,376
We own the fuckin' comp..

1030
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,020
We own the company... <i>Don't
know what a lude is?</i>

1031
00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:20,220
I'll tell you.

1032
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,187
Ah, wait. Wait wait wait.

1033
00:51:22,387 --> 00:51:24,265
Looks like those ludes,

1034
00:51:24,465 --> 00:51:27,411
are woking their magic
on Donnie right now.

1035
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:01,947
The Qualude.

1036
00:52:02,147 --> 00:52:04,877
Or 'lude' as it is
commonly referred to.

1037
00:52:05,077 --> 00:52:08,965
Was first synthesized in
1951 by an Indian doctor.

1038
00:52:09,165 --> 00:52:10,169
That's not feathers..

1039
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,608
...as a sedative..

1040
00:52:11,808 --> 00:52:15,868
And was prescribed to stressed out
housewives with sleep disorders.

1041
00:52:16,068 --> 00:52:17,068
But, pretty soon..

1042
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:18,268
Someone figured out..

1043
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:21,949
That if you resisted the urge
to sleep for fifteen minutes,

1044
00:52:22,149 --> 00:52:24,602
you got a pretty
kick-ass high from it.

1045
00:52:24,802 --> 00:52:28,748
Didn't take long for people to
start abusing ludes, 'course,

1046
00:52:29,030 --> 00:52:31,440
and in 1982 the U.S. Government
Schedule One'd them,

1047
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,942
along with the
rest of the world.

1048
00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:37,430
Which meant there was only a finite
amount of these things left.

1049
00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:41,221
No shit, you can't
even buy 'em anymore.

1051
00:52:41,421 --> 00:52:43,678
You people're all
shit outta luck.

1052
00:52:44,730 --> 00:52:46,827
- What is it?
- Steeef Maddin..

1053
00:52:47,027 --> 00:52:48,027
Steeef Maddin..

1054
00:52:48,227 --> 00:52:49,227
- Steeef..
- Steeef.

1055
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,030
You remember those ads?

1056
00:52:53,023 --> 00:52:55,141
Those giant headed girls
with the bunked eyes,

1057
00:52:55,341 --> 00:52:56,581
wearing those big clunky shoes.

1058
00:52:57,004 --> 00:52:58,718
My friend from
school Steve Madden.

1059
00:52:58,918 --> 00:53:00,590
His friend from
school Steve Madden.

1060
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,663
Steve Madden was 'The name' in
women shoes at that moment and,

1061
00:53:03,863 --> 00:53:07,124
and all of Wall Street was begging
to take his company public.

1062
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,229
Except, guess who
grew up with him?

1063
00:53:10,429 --> 00:53:11,429
Women shoes. Women shoose.

1064
00:53:11,629 --> 00:53:14,436
My very own Vice President.

1065
00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:18,803
Diamond Donnie Azoff.

1066
00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:25,083
Jordan, you better come check
this fucking Chick out.

1067
00:53:25,283 --> 00:53:26,867
Look.

1068
00:53:32,182 --> 00:53:34,374
I would fuck that girl,
if she was my sister.

1069
00:53:34,574 --> 00:53:37,345
I would let that girl,
give me fucking aids.

1070
00:53:42,392 --> 00:53:44,201
- She's hot.
- Cristy.

1071
00:53:50,815 --> 00:53:52,383
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.

1072
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,583
- Hi.
- Naomi.

1073
00:53:53,783 --> 00:53:54,783
Nice to meet you.

1074
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:56,310
Naomi, Nice to meet you.

1075
00:53:56,510 --> 00:53:58,342
You have an awesome place here.

1076
00:53:58,542 --> 00:54:01,330
I don't think I've ever been in
a house like this big before.

1077
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:02,530
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Beautiful beach out there..

1078
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:04,390
Blair Hollingsworth.

1079
00:54:06,006 --> 00:54:07,127
Hi. Buddy, nice to meet you.

1080
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:08,856
- Name's Blair right?
- Yeah.

1081
00:54:09,056 --> 00:54:10,056
You like to jet ski?

1082
00:54:10,256 --> 00:54:11,296
I've never done it before.

1083
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,040
You've never jet-ski'Ed
in your life?!

1084
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,930
- No, I've never jet-ski'Ed. -
You've never been to jet-ski'Ed..

1085
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,550
- No, I haven't. - How many
times you gonna ask her,

1086
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:17,750
She's never been on a jer ski.

1087
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:20,551
I don't know, I might ask
her a couple more times.

1088
00:54:20,751 --> 00:54:21,751
Okay.

1089
00:54:24,397 --> 00:54:25,725
Hi, I'm Hildy.

1090
00:54:25,925 --> 00:54:26,925
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

1091
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,731
Jordan, Teresa needs your help.

1092
00:54:28,931 --> 00:54:29,931
Yeah. I'll be out in
couple of minutes.

1093
00:54:30,131 --> 00:54:31,745
Just tell her, I'll be out
in couple of minutes.

1094
00:54:31,945 --> 00:54:33,344
Why don't you tell your
wife that? - How am I

1095
00:54:33,345 --> 00:54:34,742
to do that, when I'm
having a conversation?

1096
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,341
- What am I, your secretary?
- I think, we should get going.

1097
00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:38,949
Wait, wait. Where're
you guys going?

1098
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,695
We gotta go. We got two other
parties we're supposed to get to.

1099
00:54:40,895 --> 00:54:41,895
- We can stay for a drink.
- Yes, stay for a drink.

1100
00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:44,845
No, we got two other parties
we're supposed to get to. so..

1101
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,720
Why don't you let
her stay for a bit.

1102
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:49,166
Let her stay for a bit.
What's the big deal?

1103
00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:50,966
- You like champagne?
- I do.

1104
00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:53,447
Donnie, what the
fuck are you doing?

1105
00:54:53,647 --> 00:54:54,647
You piece of shit!

1106
00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:04,996
You guys're gonna have
to excuse my friend.

1107
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:05,997
Get the fuck out of here!

1108
00:55:11,087 --> 00:55:13,183
Let him fucking finish, Hildy.

1109
00:55:13,383 --> 00:55:14,383
That's fucking rude!

1110
00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:22,434
So, Bay Ridge. That's near
Staten Island, right?

1111
00:55:22,435 --> 00:55:24,852
Brooklyn, across the
Verrazano Bridge.

1112
00:55:25,052 --> 00:55:27,012
- Saturday night fever,
territory. - That's right.

1113
00:55:27,168 --> 00:55:28,168
Guinea gulch.

1114
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,680
We call the Verrazano
Bridge Guinea gang point.

1115
00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:33,691
So, I presume, You're Italian?

1116
00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:34,891
On my dad's side.

1117
00:55:35,091 --> 00:55:38,228
I'm also Dutch,
German, English..

1118
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:39,428
...I'm a mutt.

1119
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:40,628
Oh, you're a mutt.

1120
00:55:40,828 --> 00:55:43,555
Yeah. Actually, I have family
over there, in London.

1121
00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:44,755
My Aunt Emma.

1122
00:55:44,955 --> 00:55:45,955
She's the best.

1123
00:55:46,155 --> 00:55:49,412
Very British, you know?
Classy Lady.

1124
00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:50,612
That explains it then.

1125
00:55:50,812 --> 00:55:51,812
Explains what?

1126
00:55:52,012 --> 00:55:53,259
Explains you. I mean..

1127
00:55:53,459 --> 00:55:54,459
You're a Duchess, right.

1128
00:55:54,659 --> 00:55:57,046
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.

1129
00:56:00,289 --> 00:56:01,146
Excuse me?

1130
00:56:01,346 --> 00:56:03,417
Can I get a straw please?

1131
00:56:05,018 --> 00:56:06,585
Thank you.

1132
00:56:08,918 --> 00:56:10,523
So, I was umm..

1133
00:56:10,723 --> 00:56:14,080
...a little surprised you
asked Cristy for my number.

1134
00:56:15,632 --> 00:56:17,144
Why's that?

1135
00:56:18,966 --> 00:56:20,424
Aren't you married?

1136
00:56:21,642 --> 00:56:22,754
Well..

1137
00:56:22,954 --> 00:56:23,954
Yeah, but..what?

1138
00:56:24,154 --> 00:56:26,615
Married people can't
have friends?

1139
00:56:28,506 --> 00:56:30,250
We're gonna be friends?

1140
00:56:30,450 --> 00:56:31,450
Yeah.

1141
00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:34,423
You don't wanna be my friend?

1142
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:40,404
We are not gonna be friends.

1143
00:56:49,112 --> 00:56:51,227
...and at night I
work my designs.

1144
00:56:51,427 --> 00:56:53,751
I have an entire
line of lingerie..

1145
00:56:53,951 --> 00:56:56,627
Camisoles, bustiers, panties.

1146
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:00,264
She designs panties, too?

1147
00:57:00,464 --> 00:57:02,944
Oh my God!

1148
00:57:12,467 --> 00:57:14,748
C'mon, Jordan, think of a way
to get up to her apartment?!

1149
00:57:20,546 --> 00:57:22,417
You wanna come up for
some tea or something?

1150
00:57:24,384 --> 00:57:25,367
Tea? Yeah.

1151
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,760
- Like hot tea?
- Yeah.

1152
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,960
Sounds nice.

1153
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,528
Tea. Fuck yeah. I want
to come up for tea.

1154
00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:35,534
Darjeeling..Rosettes..or
something of that shit..

1155
00:57:35,734 --> 00:57:36,734
Rocky. Who's this.

1156
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:40,305
- Say hi, Rocky.
- Hi, sweet heart.

1157
00:57:43,072 --> 00:57:45,326
Why don't you light a fire?
I'll be right out.

1158
00:57:45,526 --> 00:57:47,581
- Fire here.
- Sure.

1159
00:57:51,043 --> 00:57:53,322
I like painting
here, It's uh...

1160
00:57:59,802 --> 00:58:02,298
God, help me. How do
I fuck this girl?

1161
00:58:06,372 --> 00:58:07,814
- You allright?
- Yeah, yeah. Just,

1162
00:58:08,014 --> 00:58:10,102
Trying to light a fire here.

1163
00:58:15,270 --> 00:58:17,951
That's it, you're leaving. Don't get
involved. Go home to your wife.

1164
00:58:28,570 --> 00:58:29,700
As you can probably guess,

1165
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:33,358
I fucked her goddamn brains out.

1166
00:58:37,987 --> 00:58:39,828
For eleven seconds.

1167
00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:51,679
Did you just cum?

1168
00:58:51,879 --> 00:58:52,879
Oh, yeah. I just came.

1169
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,387
- Did you..did you come?
- No.

1170
00:58:57,587 --> 00:58:58,587
No? Okay.

1171
00:58:58,787 --> 00:59:01,463
I'm still hard. Just give
me a sec to get going.

1172
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,663
Sure.

1173
00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:17,449
Oh, God!

1174
00:59:17,649 --> 00:59:18,649
Fuck off, Rocky!

1175
00:59:18,849 --> 00:59:21,118
- Bad dog. - Give him a
biscuitt or something..

1176
00:59:21,318 --> 00:59:22,318
It's okay.

1177
00:59:22,518 --> 00:59:23,518
Just keep going.

1178
00:59:23,718 --> 00:59:25,475
Go, play Rocky. Go..go.

1179
00:59:28,878 --> 00:59:30,990
You're crazy. <i>I
couldn't get enough</i>.

1180
00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:33,375
I mean, her pussy was
like heroin to me.

1181
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,169
It wasn't just about
the sex, either.

1182
00:59:36,369 --> 00:59:37,369
Naomi and I got along.

1183
00:59:37,569 --> 00:59:40,261
I mean, we had similar
interest and shits.

1184
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,940
Woohoo. Shit!

1185
01:00:22,809 --> 01:00:25,097
You, get out of the fucking car!

1186
01:00:26,725 --> 01:00:28,462
Sick son of a bitch.

1187
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,835
Just relax, sweetheart. Relax..

1188
01:00:33,650 --> 01:00:36,400
Son of a fucking bitch!

1189
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,600
Stop, please.

1190
01:00:39,974 --> 01:00:42,159
- What are you doing home?
- That whore from the party?

1191
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,020
Jesus Christ!

1192
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,220
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1193
01:00:44,490 --> 01:00:47,080
I thought you were at
the fucking beach..

1194
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,280
That's where you've
fucking been?

1195
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,989
With that fucking whore
from the party?!

1196
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:53,549
How could you do this to me?!

1197
01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:56,430
Who the fuck are you, Jordan?

1198
01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,586
You're like a completely
different fucking person!

1199
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,983
I made a mistake, I don't
know what to tell you babe.

1200
01:01:02,183 --> 01:01:03,183
I'm sorry.

1201
01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:07,080
- I am sorry.
- Is that what you want?

1202
01:01:17,793 --> 01:01:19,170
Do you love her?

1203
01:01:24,938 --> 01:01:26,289
Answer me.

1204
01:01:47,999 --> 01:01:49,847
I felt horrible.

1205
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,950
Three days later, I
filed for divorce

1206
01:01:52,150 --> 01:01:54,813
and moved Naomi
into the apartment.

1207
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,341
Say what you will, but the
Duchess did have style.

1208
01:02:02,541 --> 01:02:05,576
She brought in a decorator,
feng shui'd the place...

1209
01:02:05,776 --> 01:02:08,006
she even hired a gay Butler.

1210
01:02:08,206 --> 01:02:10,102
This guy was smart,
sophisticated,

1211
01:02:10,302 --> 01:02:12,651
professional, I
mean..really, really great.

1212
01:02:12,851 --> 01:02:13,851
Jasmine?

1213
01:02:14,051 --> 01:02:16,665
Yes, Sir. I tried to stump you
this evenning. Very good..

1214
01:02:16,865 --> 01:02:19,170
Very good. Great nose!

1215
01:02:19,370 --> 01:02:21,337
Except for that, one time.

1216
01:02:25,805 --> 01:02:26,855
Omigod!

1217
01:02:29,068 --> 01:02:30,172
Oh, hey.

1218
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,455
Is it wenesday already?

1219
01:02:33,965 --> 01:02:34,990
What the fuck?

1220
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:36,950
That is fucked up!

1221
01:02:38,104 --> 01:02:41,055
He must have thought, we're still at
the Hamptons this weekend you know..

1222
01:02:41,255 --> 01:02:43,374
Where were they doing, sweeheart? In
the bedroom? - They're everywhere.

1223
01:02:43,574 --> 01:02:44,574
There were two guys over
there on the table,

1224
01:02:44,774 --> 01:02:46,399
There were more over here.

1225
01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:47,599
- They were more right here.
- Oh, God!

1226
01:02:47,799 --> 01:02:50,556
You're fucking serious. Right
there? Why didn't you tell me..

1227
01:02:50,756 --> 01:02:52,791
Baby it gets worse.

1228
01:02:54,242 --> 01:02:56,690
After they left, I
checked the apartment.

1229
01:02:56,890 --> 01:02:57,890
What?

1230
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:00,052
What is it babe? What?

1231
01:03:00,252 --> 01:03:01,390
Where is my money?

1232
01:03:01,590 --> 01:03:04,645
- I don't know where they are. -
Where's my fucking money? Where is it?

1233
01:03:04,845 --> 01:03:06,677
I don't know where your
money is Mr. Belfort.

1234
01:03:06,877 --> 01:03:08,979
- I didn't do anything.
- He's lying Jordan,

1235
01:03:09,179 --> 01:03:10,179
He's lying through
his fucking teeth!

1236
01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:11,379
Let' start from the beginning.

1237
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,535
Let' start from the beginning. Alright?
You invited friends over, right?

1238
01:03:14,735 --> 01:03:16,655
One thing let to another.
Things got out of hand.

1239
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,009
We understand that, we do.

1240
01:03:18,209 --> 01:03:20,649
We do blow all the time. We are
fucking degenerates ourselves.

1241
01:03:20,835 --> 01:03:21,835
Look at us.

1242
01:03:22,035 --> 01:03:24,836
The money was stolen from my
apartment. Right from my sock drawer.

1243
01:03:25,036 --> 01:03:26,036
- Alright?
- As I said,

1244
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,133
- I don't know about money..
- Just start from the begining.

1245
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:30,086
- Who came over?
- It's just a normal day.

1246
01:03:30,286 --> 01:03:31,286
I knew you're coming
home the next day.

1247
01:03:31,486 --> 01:03:33,520
So, everything will be fine.
It'll be cleaned up.

1248
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,387
I got a little high,
at breakfast.

1249
01:03:35,587 --> 01:03:37,439
I got a little happy,
I had some eggs,

1250
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,519
I had a little bit of ice cream. I
said, who I knew that likes ice cream.

1251
01:03:40,602 --> 01:03:41,602
That's my frined Rudy.

1252
01:03:41,802 --> 01:03:43,062
- So, I call Rudy.
- Who's Rudy?

1253
01:03:43,262 --> 01:03:44,262
Yeah, Who's Rudy?

1254
01:03:45,770 --> 01:03:47,633
You know, who Rudy is.
Come on.

1255
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,120
- You know who he is?
- I don't know fuck..

1256
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,797
Who the fuck's Rudy?

1257
01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:53,214
- I don't know any one name Rudy.
- Last month, the Lollypop Club.

1258
01:03:53,414 --> 01:03:54,654
You know who Rudy was, dancing.

1259
01:03:54,801 --> 01:03:58,062
- You know... Rudy?
- I don't..I..I eh..

1260
01:03:59,020 --> 01:03:59,990
What do you mean?

1261
01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:01,190
So, he went to the
Lollypop Club?

1262
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:04,993
Oh, he was at the Lollypop club for sure.
On the stage, griding with everybody..

1263
01:04:05,193 --> 01:04:06,554
I got fucked up. I
like to dance...

1264
01:04:07,673 --> 01:04:10,314
Maybe, I met him. Maybe I didn't..
I meet a lot of fucking peoplel.

1265
01:04:10,626 --> 01:04:13,113
Fifty thousand dollars was stolen
from my fucking socks drawer.

1266
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,420
All my girlfriend's jewellery..

1267
01:04:15,604 --> 01:04:17,469
- What the fuck?
- Your fucking faggot friend..

1268
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:18,470
...Rudy take my shit.

1269
01:04:18,740 --> 01:04:20,090
Did he? Answer me.

1270
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,822
Okay, now I get it.

1271
01:04:22,022 --> 01:04:23,022
Now I get why.

1272
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,600
This is a gay thing.
I see. All of you.

1273
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,048
You think this is
b'cos you're fag?

1274
01:04:28,248 --> 01:04:29,950
My cousin is a fucking faggot.

1275
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:32,900
And I go on vacation with him
and his boyfriend. I love fags!

1276
01:04:33,607 --> 01:04:35,559
I will not be stolen from.
You get that?

1277
01:04:35,759 --> 01:04:37,639
I fucking like gay people.
But I don't like you.

1278
01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:49,181
Talk, you fuck. Talk!

1279
01:04:49,381 --> 01:04:51,350
I'm gonna drop you, fucking..
Where is it?

1280
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,803
Chester and Toby they went
all Yakuza on Nicholas.

1281
01:04:55,003 --> 01:04:56,003
They got crazy.

1282
01:04:57,830 --> 01:05:00,350
I had to call the cops just to
keep 'em for killing the poor guy.

1283
01:05:01,010 --> 01:05:04,139
I gave 'em each a thousand bucks and
told them what Nicholas had done.

1284
01:05:04,339 --> 01:05:06,174
And they kicked his ass.

1285
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,746
Thanks again, officers.

1286
01:05:08,117 --> 01:05:10,879
It's not like I cared about
the fifty grand anyway.

1287
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,240
I was making that much alnost everyday
through one rathole or the other.

1288
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,370
Now, 'rathole' is a friend.

1289
01:05:16,930 --> 01:05:17,790
Like, Brad here.

1290
01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:20,906
Who helps stock in
his name from me.

1291
01:05:23,562 --> 01:05:24,906
I drive the price up.

1292
01:05:25,106 --> 01:05:27,714
Then, he'd sell and kick
most of the profit back to..

1293
01:05:27,914 --> 01:05:29,892
You guessed it.. me.

1294
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,549
All cash. None of
it on the books.

1295
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:37,349
A big 'no, no' of course
in the eyes of the law.

1296
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,393
Enter our new Securities
Attorney, Manny Riskin.

1297
01:05:41,593 --> 01:05:43,810
700 bucks an hour,
to be the voice..

1298
01:05:44,470 --> 01:05:45,813
- ..Of DOOM.
- Listen to me,

1299
01:05:46,013 --> 01:05:48,302
You piss on the SEC's leg, you'll
end up with your tits in a ringer.

1300
01:05:48,502 --> 01:05:50,842
Will you not worry about it.
I got the SEC in control.

1301
01:05:51,470 --> 01:05:53,580
What the fuck is this
imbecile doing?!

1302
01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:56,549
Hey, hey. What're you doing?

1303
01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:59,049
Hey! We got the SEC in here.

1304
01:05:59,050 --> 01:06:03,867
The Securities and Exchange Commission
sent two lawyers down to review our files,

1305
01:06:04,067 --> 01:06:06,031
so, I set them up in
our conference room.

1306
01:06:06,231 --> 01:06:09,241
And, I had it bugged and the air
conditioning turned up so high,

1307
01:06:09,441 --> 01:06:11,297
that it felt like
Antarctica in there.

1308
01:06:11,497 --> 01:06:12,737
Is it always this cold in here?

1309
01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:13,730
I don't know.

1310
01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:17,358
Then, while they were, looking
for a smoking gun in that room.

1311
01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:21,630
I was gonna fire off
a bazooka in here.

1312
01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:24,140
Offering up our latest IPO.

1313
01:06:24,650 --> 01:06:26,630
An IPO is an initial
public offering,

1314
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:30,951
the first time a stock is offered
for sale to the general population.

1315
01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:33,029
Now, as the firm taking
the company public,

1316
01:06:33,229 --> 01:06:36,910
We set the initial price, then sold
those shares back to our friends.

1317
01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:38,110
Look,

1318
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,309
I know, you're not following
what I'm saying. Anyway, right?

1319
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,015
That's okay. That
doesn't matter.

1320
01:06:43,215 --> 01:06:44,752
The real question is this,

1321
01:06:44,952 --> 01:06:46,445
was all this legal?”.

1322
01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:49,182
Absolutely, fucking not!

1323
01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,849
But, we were making more money
that we knew what to do.

1324
01:06:56,063 --> 01:06:59,103
What do you do, when you're making more
money than, you know what to do with?

1325
01:07:05,061 --> 01:07:06,469
Omigod!

1326
01:07:06,669 --> 01:07:07,669
Will you Marry me?

1327
01:07:07,869 --> 01:07:09,664
Omigod!

1328
01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:11,709
Is that a 'Yes'?

1329
01:07:13,271 --> 01:07:16,088
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure.

1330
01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:18,132
- Are you sure?
- Yeah!

1331
01:07:28,326 --> 01:07:32,062
I held my bachelor party at
the Mirage, in Las Vegas.

1332
01:07:32,262 --> 01:07:34,375
The flight there
alone, was a Baccanal!

1333
01:07:34,575 --> 01:07:37,905
One last blowout for the Gods
before I settled down for good.

1334
01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:39,725
A hundred Strattonites.

1335
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:43,994
Fifty hookers plus fifty
more waiting once we landed.

1336
01:07:44,365 --> 01:07:45,700
Oh, and the drugs..I mean,

1337
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:49,142
I tell you our plane was
a pharmacy with wings.

1338
01:08:18,745 --> 01:08:19,521
All told,

1339
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:22,680
the weekend cost me
two million bucks.

1340
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,880
Including the cost of refurbishing
the entire 28th floor.

1341
01:08:28,315 --> 01:08:29,786
Kiss the bride.

1342
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,640
But, the wedding was like
something out of a fairy tale.

1343
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,290
...with Naomi my Duchess,

1344
01:08:38,050 --> 01:08:39,430
me her handsome Duke..

1345
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:43,081
...and The Bahamas
Ocean Club our castle.

1346
01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:54,909
Of course, after
that bachelor party,

1347
01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:58,690
Me..the Duke needed a few
penicillin shots so he could..

1348
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,080
...safely consummate,
the marriage.

1349
01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:08,639
Hey..I'm Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.

1350
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,409
A few words, huh.
For your son.

1351
01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:12,240
Jordan, remember
what I told you.

1352
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:14,270
It involves your penis..

1353
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,039
...and her vagina.

1354
01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:17,915
You know, you know it.

1355
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,675
You can do it, Jordy.

1356
01:09:36,985 --> 01:09:38,950
Omigod! Aunt Emma!

1357
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,545
Oh, God! You came!

1358
01:09:46,219 --> 01:09:47,011
Jordan!

1359
01:09:47,211 --> 01:09:48,535
Jordan! Look, who came.

1360
01:09:49,450 --> 01:09:50,595
It's Aunt Emma.

1361
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,755
Aunt Emma!

1362
01:09:53,530 --> 01:09:55,530
- Jordan dear, how lovely.
- Hey, how're you doing?

1363
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,787
Pleasure to finally
meet you, in person.

1365
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,360
Into the donuts, I see.

1366
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,420
Oh, I'm... uh...

1367
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,001
I lived through
the 60s, my dear.

1368
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,620
Enjoy the day.

1369
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,660
She surprised me!

1370
01:10:11,650 --> 01:10:13,251
- I didn't even know.
- It's huge honour.

1371
01:10:26,584 --> 01:10:29,184
- Just one more step. Keep your
eyes closed. - Where are we going?

1372
01:10:29,672 --> 01:10:30,810
One, Two..three!

1373
01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:34,642
What is this?

1374
01:10:34,842 --> 01:10:36,341
- It's your wedding present!
- What?

1375
01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:38,895
It's your wedding, sweetheart.

1376
01:10:40,956 --> 01:10:42,765
Are you serious?

1377
01:10:42,965 --> 01:10:45,069
A fucking Yacht?!

1378
01:10:45,269 --> 01:10:47,753
<i>For millionaires, who's
ships have come in.</i>

1379
01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:50,255
<i>Priceless boats offers
the most fun afloat.</i>

1380
01:10:50,725 --> 01:10:53,004
<i>It's no coincidence
that this 150 feet..</i>

1381
01:10:53,204 --> 01:10:55,104
<i>..of Steel hull is
the color of cash.</i>

1382
01:10:55,304 --> 01:10:56,304
Anchors Away!

1383
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,520
Oh, my God!

1384
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,720
Baby!

1385
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:01,700
Do you like it?

1386
01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,089
You like it? Yes!

1387
01:11:09,646 --> 01:11:12,422
For three weeks, we sailed the
Naomi through the Caribbean.

1388
01:11:12,622 --> 01:11:13,622
Eventually, taking her
home to Long Island,

1389
01:11:13,822 --> 01:11:15,877
where we'd bought a house.

1390
01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:18,309
Seven acres on the Gold
Coast of Long Island.

1391
01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:20,809
The most expensive real
estate in the world,

1392
01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:23,309
with maids, cooks,
landscapers, you name it.

1393
01:11:23,310 --> 01:11:25,430
We even had two guards
who worked in shifts,

1394
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:28,332
Both, named Rocco.

1395
01:11:31,443 --> 01:11:33,362
It was heaven on Earth.

1396
01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:38,110
Wake up, you piece of shit!

1397
01:11:38,310 --> 01:11:39,310
Who's Venice?

1398
01:11:39,510 --> 01:11:40,510
Who?

1399
01:11:41,390 --> 01:11:44,017
Who? - Who? What are
you a fucking owl?!

1400
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,217
Who's she?

1401
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:46,965
Some little hooker you
were fucking last night?

1402
01:11:47,165 --> 01:11:48,165
What the fuck are
you talking about?!

1403
01:11:48,365 --> 01:11:49,365
No. No, way! Baby.

1404
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:50,545
No!

1405
01:11:50,745 --> 01:11:52,825
You were calling her
name in your sleep.

1406
01:11:53,025 --> 01:11:54,025
Are you out of you
fucking mind?!

1407
01:11:54,225 --> 01:11:57,703
I don't..I don't even
know who Venice is.

1408
01:11:57,903 --> 01:11:59,962
What the fuck does that
even mean? Venice.

1409
01:12:00,162 --> 01:12:02,943
That's the stupidiest shit I've
ever heard in my fucking life!

1410
01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:08,166
Venice?

1411
01:12:09,601 --> 01:12:11,521
Venice baby where are you?

1412
01:12:11,721 --> 01:12:12,721
Venice?

1413
01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:15,998
Venice?!

1414
01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:17,198
Where did you go? Huh?

1415
01:12:23,025 --> 01:12:24,402
You're going rough huh?

1416
01:12:24,602 --> 01:12:26,424
Ah...! Jesus Christ!

1417
01:12:28,924 --> 01:12:30,540
I like it. I like it.

1418
01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:31,740
Wolfie..wolfie. Wolfie!
Wolfie.

1419
01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:32,940
Wolfie.

1420
01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:35,024
- Wolfie?
- Yes, it's my 'safe' word baby.

1421
01:12:35,224 --> 01:12:36,224
- It's my 'safe' word!
- I don't give a fuck,

1422
01:12:36,424 --> 01:12:37,424
about your safe word.

1423
01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:38,624
Shut the fuck up!

1424
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:41,694
Shut up, you little bitch.

1425
01:12:41,894 --> 01:12:44,458
You fucking dirty little Birdie!

1426
01:12:45,665 --> 01:12:46,938
That's right!

1427
01:12:47,138 --> 01:12:48,138
That's right, I forgot.

1428
01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:50,040
I forgot baby.

1429
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,240
Donnie and I,

1430
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:54,485
we're investing in a
condo complex in Venice.

1431
01:12:54,685 --> 01:12:56,393
- That's why..that's why all this
confusion. - Oh, you're investing in Italy?

1432
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,305
Not Italy. California, baby.

1433
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:00,505
- Oh, California?
- Yeah.

1434
01:13:00,705 --> 01:13:01,865
You're a lying piece of shit!

1435
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,520
- Duchess, baby, come on. -
Don't you fucking 'Duchess' me.

1436
01:13:04,712 --> 01:13:05,712
Don't you 'Duchess' me.

1437
01:13:05,912 --> 01:13:07,770
- I'm sorry.
- Do you really think,

1438
01:13:07,970 --> 01:13:08,970
That, I don't know
what you're up to?

1439
01:13:09,170 --> 01:13:11,579
You're a father now, Jordan.
Yeah.

1440
01:13:11,779 --> 01:13:15,303
You're a father now and
you act like an infant!

1441
01:13:15,503 --> 01:13:16,503
Fuck.

1442
01:13:17,670 --> 01:13:20,546
Goddamn it! Baby, you know.
You got real anger issues!

1443
01:13:20,746 --> 01:13:22,760
Who was the one
who flew in here,

1444
01:13:23,110 --> 01:13:26,169
at three in the morning
on a stupid helicopter..

1445
01:13:26,369 --> 01:13:27,369
And, woke up Skylar?!

1446
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:29,381
That was you. How about that?

1447
01:13:29,581 --> 01:13:31,739
- Does it even matters to you?
- Fucking bullshit!

1448
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,350
Does it even matter to you,

1449
01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:45,883
that I just had that
driving range..

1450
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,083
Sodded with Bermuda..

1451
01:13:47,283 --> 01:13:49,390
Grass, Jordan?

1452
01:13:49,590 --> 01:13:50,590
And, now.. You
fucking wrecked it.

1453
01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:52,924
No. You didn't researched
the whole thing

1454
01:13:53,124 --> 01:13:55,429
and dealt with the fucking
golf course people!

1455
01:13:55,950 --> 01:13:58,848
Oh, my God! You had to deal with
the gold course people too!

1456
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,861
What a great tragedy.
Honey, Oh my God!

1457
01:14:02,061 --> 01:14:03,061
You probably had to
pay them in cash..

1458
01:14:03,261 --> 01:14:06,056
...with your hands,
What a fucking burden.

1459
01:14:06,256 --> 01:14:07,256
And actually, do
some work besides,

1460
01:14:07,456 --> 01:14:10,581
swiping my fucking credit
card all day, huh?

1461
01:14:10,781 --> 01:14:12,917
Cos, I can't keep track of
your professions honey.

1462
01:14:13,117 --> 01:14:14,942
Cos last month, you're
a wine connoisseur.

1463
01:14:15,142 --> 01:14:17,492
Now, you're an aspiring
landscape architect?!

1464
01:14:17,692 --> 01:14:19,415
- Let me get that right.
- Fuck you!

1465
01:14:19,615 --> 01:14:22,093
Don't fucking dare.. Throw
that fucking water at me.

1466
01:14:22,293 --> 01:14:23,662
Don't fucking dare.

1467
01:14:23,862 --> 01:14:24,862
All right, honey?

1468
01:14:27,798 --> 01:14:28,998
We can talk this out. Alright?

1469
01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:30,086
We'll just use our words.

1470
01:14:30,286 --> 01:14:31,286
You know?

1471
01:14:31,486 --> 01:14:34,067
Communicate. Okay?

1472
01:14:35,268 --> 01:14:38,004
Come on, sweetheart.
Talk to me..talk to me.

1473
01:14:38,204 --> 01:14:40,515
Stop flexing your
muscless, Jordan.

1474
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:41,715
You look like a
fucking imbecile.

1475
01:14:41,915 --> 01:14:43,907
Babe, come on. You
should feel..

1476
01:14:44,107 --> 01:14:46,357
...feel happy you
got a husband..

1477
01:14:46,557 --> 01:14:49,225
Who's in such great
shape like this, Huh?

1478
01:14:49,425 --> 01:14:50,425
Come here.

1479
01:14:50,625 --> 01:14:52,434
C'mon, give me a kiss.

1480
01:14:52,634 --> 01:14:54,499
You look so beautiful right now.
C'mon!

1481
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:55,699
Kiss you?

1482
01:14:55,899 --> 01:14:57,314
- Kiss you?
- Yeah, give me one...

1483
01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:00,275
Fuck You!

1484
01:15:00,475 --> 01:15:01,475
Ah yes..

1485
01:15:01,870 --> 01:15:02,748
My morning ritual.

1486
01:15:02,948 --> 01:15:07,044
First, I'd get up and fight with Naomi
about whatever I did the night before.

1487
01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:08,560
Next it was a steam,

1488
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,365
so, I could sweat out the
drugs, still in my system.

1489
01:15:11,565 --> 01:15:12,686
Then. I'd assess the damage.

1490
01:15:12,830 --> 01:15:14,367
Drown out my eyeballs..

1491
01:15:15,672 --> 01:15:17,904
Take my back pills” to
get the day started,

1492
01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,376
then, seek to make
up with Naomi.

1493
01:15:20,576 --> 01:15:21,576
Good morning Daddy.

1494
01:15:21,776 --> 01:15:24,140
Where's my kiss?

1495
01:15:29,017 --> 01:15:32,592
Does Daddy get to kiss both
his little girls, huh?

1496
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:33,792
Ohhh, no!

1497
01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:36,973
No, Daddy doesn't even
get to touch Mommy..

1498
01:15:37,173 --> 01:15:40,816
For a very, very..
Very long time.

1499
01:15:41,547 --> 01:15:43,923
Daddy is really sorry about
what he said in the other room,

1500
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:45,123
He didn't mean any of it.

1501
01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:47,511
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.

1502
01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:49,901
And, from now on..

1503
01:15:51,337 --> 01:15:55,993
It's going to be nothing but short,
short skirts around the house!

1504
01:15:58,647 --> 01:16:00,935
And, you know something
else, Daddy?

1505
01:16:02,664 --> 01:16:08,152
And Mommy's so sick and
tired of wearing panties,

1506
01:16:10,072 --> 01:16:11,840
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1507
01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:16,396
In fact..

1508
01:16:16,596 --> 01:16:23,566
She's decided to
throw them all away.

1509
01:16:29,545 --> 01:16:31,482
So, take a good look, Daddy.

1510
01:16:31,682 --> 01:16:35,251
You're gonna be seeing an awful
lot of this around the house,

1511
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,137
but, no touching.

1512
01:16:47,122 --> 01:16:49,298
What's wrong, Daddy?

1513
01:16:55,237 --> 01:16:56,837
Look at this shit.

1514
01:16:57,717 --> 01:17:00,198
Mommy, likes to play
games with daddy.

1515
01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:08,334
Mommy, have you ever notice, anything
odd about Mr. Fuzzy Bear, over there?

1516
01:17:10,807 --> 01:17:13,384
His eye seems to be a
little bit odd, Don't they?

1517
01:17:13,584 --> 01:17:17,789
Yeah, there's something a little
bit different about his eyes.

1518
01:17:17,989 --> 01:17:18,989
Hah! Yes,

1519
01:17:19,189 --> 01:17:20,864
I think it's true.
Say, 'Hi, Mommy',

1520
01:17:21,064 --> 01:17:22,953
Say, 'Hi' to Rocco and Rocco.

1521
01:17:23,153 --> 01:17:24,153
Hi, fellas!

1522
01:17:24,353 --> 01:17:25,353
See that, huh?

1523
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:29,260
Of all the fucking days, she choose
just today to give me blue balls.

1524
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,569
Today's the biggest day
in Stratten's history.

1525
01:17:32,769 --> 01:17:34,480
And, I needed to be
thinking straight.

1526
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,680
Hey, Jordan.

1527
01:17:36,270 --> 01:17:37,871
- Welcome.
- Steve here yet?

1528
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:41,798
This was the day, that we
launched the Steve Madden IPO.

1529
01:17:41,998 --> 01:17:44,098
The troops are all here.
Everyone's rallied, excited.

1530
01:17:44,099 --> 01:17:47,031
Everything had to run tight.
It had to be perfect.

1531
01:17:47,231 --> 01:17:48,511
What the fuck is that kid doing?

1532
01:17:49,675 --> 01:17:50,844
What's he doing?

1533
01:17:51,044 --> 01:17:55,210
The biggest IPO in this firm's
history, What the fuck is he doing?

1534
01:17:56,988 --> 01:17:58,620
Is he wearing a bow-tie?

1535
01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,820
Hi.

1536
01:18:01,445 --> 01:18:03,030
- How're you doing?
- Good.

1537
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,218
You cleaning your fishbowl?

1538
01:18:07,679 --> 01:18:09,046
I just..I had a minute.

1539
01:18:09,246 --> 01:18:10,246
You had a minute.

1540
01:18:10,446 --> 01:18:12,895
And, today..you needed to
clean your fish bowl. Today?

1541
01:18:13,095 --> 01:18:16,803
I had finished my paperwork and I
was..just had a couple of minutes.

1542
01:18:17,003 --> 01:18:18,003
Okay.

1543
01:18:18,203 --> 01:18:20,273
Nice to meet you.

1544
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,670
On new issue day?!

1545
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,577
On cocksucking, motherfucking
new issue day?!

1546
01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:32,495
This is what you do?!

1547
01:18:32,695 --> 01:18:33,695
Hey, everybody?!

1548
01:18:33,895 --> 01:18:34,895
Listen up.

1549
01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:39,025
This is what happens when you fuck
with your pets on new issue day!

1550
01:18:52,124 --> 01:18:54,444
Now take your bowtie,
get your shit, and..

1552
01:18:54,644 --> 01:18:57,457
Get the fuck out of my office, you
understand? - Get the fuck out!

1553
01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:02,280
Everybody on point!

1554
01:19:02,610 --> 01:19:05,739
We are here, to make money.
Everybody on point!

1555
01:19:08,531 --> 01:19:09,738
A real wolf pit.

1556
01:19:09,938 --> 01:19:10,938
Which is exactly,
how I liked it.

1557
01:19:11,138 --> 01:19:13,809
Jordan. Look what I caught in
the lobby? I caught a genius.

1558
01:19:14,009 --> 01:19:15,020
Enter, Steve Madden.

1559
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,270
Red Hot ladies
footwear <i>impresario</i>.

1560
01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:21,880
And, thanks to Donnie, We were
taking his company public.

1561
01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:26,366
Stratten Oakmont was crawling
out of it's primerial loose.

1562
01:19:26,566 --> 01:19:28,168
Pond scum, no more.

1563
01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:30,289
That's why they gotta
see your face.

1564
01:19:30,489 --> 01:19:31,489
You get 'em fired up so they'll
push the shit out of this stock.

1565
01:19:32,090 --> 01:19:33,750
Okay? <i>And not only that.</i>

1566
01:19:34,253 --> 01:19:37,949
Donnie and I secretly owned
85% of Steve Madden shoes.

1567
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:40,309
Which legally speaking
was a big NO NO.

1568
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:43,613
But, we'll get filthy fucking rich,
If our troops got behind it.

1569
01:19:44,310 --> 01:19:45,631
Our job was to get
'em worked up.

1570
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:47,521
But, not too worked up.

1571
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,310
Hello, if uh..

1572
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:53,540
For those of you
who don't know me,

1573
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,060
...my name is Steve Madden.

1574
01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:57,300
Yeah, we know who you are.

1575
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:58,460
Your name is on the box.

1576
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:01,559
The shoes. Show them the shoes.
Show them the shoes.

1577
01:20:01,759 --> 01:20:06,250
This shoe..it is pretty cool.
This is the Mary Lou..

1578
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,601
Which is the one that
really put me on the map.

1579
01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:09,943
Without it, I wouldn't be here.

1580
01:20:10,910 --> 01:20:12,288
Believe it or not.

1581
01:20:12,488 --> 01:20:13,528
Believe it or not, though.

1582
01:20:13,688 --> 01:20:16,052
The Mary Lou is actually
the same as the Mary Jane.

1583
01:20:16,252 --> 01:20:18,126
But, it's black leather.

1584
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:26,990
All right,

1585
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:30,900
let's give it up for Steve
Madden and his awesome Mary Lou!

1586
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,377
Hold that up, hold that up.

1587
01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:35,065
Hold that up, proud. Give
him a round of applause.

1588
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:39,078
You got that out of
your system, huh?

1589
01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:41,861
You're having a good
afternoon or what?

1590
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:45,400
I wanna take a moment to
tell you why Steve is so..

1591
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,343
Absolutely, off
the fucking wall.

1592
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:52,915
It's because this man
is a creative genius.

1593
01:20:53,730 --> 01:20:56,566
This ability, this
gift that Steve has..

1594
01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:57,980
It goes beyond just..

1595
01:20:58,180 --> 01:21:00,605
Spotting the hottest
shoe trends.

1596
01:21:00,805 --> 01:21:04,123
Steve's power, is that
he creates trends.

1597
01:21:04,323 --> 01:21:05,323
You understand?

1598
01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:08,303
Artists like Steve come
along once every decade!

1599
01:21:08,503 --> 01:21:10,591
I'm talking, Giorgio Armani!
Gianni Versace!

1600
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:12,870
CoCo Chanel! Yves Saint Laurent!

1601
01:21:13,070 --> 01:21:15,482
Steve, come up
here for a second.

1602
01:21:15,682 --> 01:21:16,922
I don't think you all realise..

1603
01:21:18,626 --> 01:21:21,977
That Steve Madden is
the hottest person,

1604
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:23,258
in the women shoe industry,

1605
01:21:23,377 --> 01:21:25,853
with orders going through
the roof at every

1606
01:21:25,854 --> 01:21:28,329
department store in North
America, right now.

1607
01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:31,166
We have him here in our office.

1608
01:21:32,198 --> 01:21:34,774
We should thank our fucking
lucky stars this man is here.

1609
01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:37,227
We should be on our hands
and knees right now,

1610
01:21:37,427 --> 01:21:39,587
getting ready to
suck this guy off.

1611
01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:42,250
Like this, okay?

1612
01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,571
I wanna suck you off, Steve.

1613
01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:46,020
Everyone's gonna suck you off.

1614
01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:51,180
This is our Golden ticket to the
fucking chocolate factory, right here.

1615
01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:54,650
And, I wanna meet Willy
'Fucking' Wonka. Okay?

1616
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:58,580
I wanna be with the fucking
Oompa Loompas like this.

1617
01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:05,102
Get off this fucking stage.
Get out of here.

1618
01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,299
All right.

1619
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:07,780
I want you all to
focus for a second.

1620
01:22:08,771 --> 01:22:10,421
See that little black boxes?

1621
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:11,820
They are called a telephones.

1622
01:22:11,821 --> 01:22:14,261
I'm gonna let you in on a little
secret about this telephones.

1623
01:22:14,390 --> 01:22:16,808
They're not gonna dial
themselves! Okay?

1624
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,620
Without you...

1625
01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:21,565
They're just worthless
hunk of plastic.

1626
01:22:21,765 --> 01:22:23,635
Like a loaded M16 without a..

1627
01:22:23,835 --> 01:22:25,824
...trained Marine to
pull the trigger.

1628
01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:28,573
And in the case
of the telephone,

1629
01:22:28,773 --> 01:22:31,633
It's up to each and
everyone of you,

1630
01:22:33,526 --> 01:22:35,270
My highly trained Strattonite,

1631
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:37,460
My killers.

1632
01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:41,720
My Killers who will not
take no for an answer!

1633
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,222
My fucking warriors

1634
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,240
who'll not hang up the phone,

1635
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,340
until their clients
either buys..

1636
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:53,424
...or fucking dies!

1637
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:08,040
Let me tell you something.

1638
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,950
There is no nobility in poverty.

1639
01:23:12,370 --> 01:23:14,570
I've been rich, and
I've been poor man.

1640
01:23:14,770 --> 01:23:17,592
And I choose rich every time.

1641
01:23:18,970 --> 01:23:21,801
Cos, At least as a rich man,
when I have to face my problems,

1642
01:23:22,001 --> 01:23:23,241
I show up in the back of a limo

1643
01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,000
wearing a $2000 suit

1644
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,710
...and $40,000 gold
fuckin' watch!

1645
01:23:36,181 --> 01:23:38,570
Now, if anyone here
thinks I'm superficial..

1646
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,751
...or materialistic.

1647
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,913
Go get the fuck out and
get a job at McDonald's,

1648
01:23:43,914 --> 01:23:45,825
because that's where
you fucking belong!

1649
01:23:47,130 --> 01:23:50,130
But, before you depart
this room full of winners,

1650
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:54,552
I want you to take a good look at
the person next to you, go on.

1651
01:23:55,975 --> 01:23:57,735
Because one day in the
not-so-distant future,

1652
01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:00,920
you're pullin' up to a red light
in your beat-up old Pinto,

1653
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:04,870
and that person's gonna pull
up right along side you

1654
01:24:05,070 --> 01:24:07,567
in a brand new Porsche,

1655
01:24:07,767 --> 01:24:12,435
with their gorgeous young wife by his
side. Who's got big voluptous tits.

1656
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,119
And who will you be next to?

1657
01:24:16,319 --> 01:24:21,176
Some disgusting wilderbeast with three days
of razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo,

1658
01:24:21,376 --> 01:24:25,119
crammed in next to you with a carload full
of groceries from the fucking Price Club!

1659
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,160
That's who you're gonna
be sitting next to.

1660
01:24:27,890 --> 01:24:29,530
So, you listen to me
and you listen well.

1661
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,070
Are you behind, on your
credit card bills?

1662
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,480
Good. Pick up the phone
and start dialing.

1663
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,560
Is your landlord
ready to evict you?

1664
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,000
Good. Pick up the phone
and start dialing.

1665
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,130
Does your girlfriend think
you're a fucking loser?

1666
01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,650
Good. Pick up the phone
and start dialing!

1667
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:48,740
I want you to deal
with your problems,

1668
01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:50,530
by becoming rich!

1669
01:24:52,590 --> 01:24:54,040
All you have to do today

1670
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,520
...is pick up that phone..

1671
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,819
And speak the words
that I have taught you.

1672
01:25:00,019 --> 01:25:02,073
And I'll make you richer

1673
01:25:02,273 --> 01:25:06,114
than the most powerful CEO of the
United States of fucking America.

1674
01:25:09,450 --> 01:25:10,570
I want you to go out there,

1675
01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:14,157
And I want you to RAM

1676
01:25:14,357 --> 01:25:17,850
Steve Madden stock down
your clients' throats.

1677
01:25:18,050 --> 01:25:20,371
Till they fucking choke on it

1678
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:25,430
till they choke on it and buy 10,000
shares! That's what I want you to do.

1679
01:25:26,110 --> 01:25:27,680
You'll Be ferocious!

1680
01:25:28,660 --> 01:25:30,122
You'll Be relentless!

1681
01:25:30,322 --> 01:25:33,982
You'll Be telephone
fucking terrorists!

1682
01:25:35,350 --> 01:25:39,919
Now, let's knock this
Motherfucker out of the park!

1683
01:26:08,860 --> 01:26:13,955
At 1 P.M. we opened the stock
for sale at $4.50 a share.

1684
01:26:14,155 --> 01:26:16,690
By 1:03 it was over
eighteen dollars.

1685
01:26:17,290 --> 01:26:19,140
Even the big Wall Street
firms were buying.

1686
01:26:29,638 --> 01:26:31,577
Of the two million shares
being offered for sale,

1687
01:26:31,578 --> 01:26:34,326
a million belonged to me, held in
phony accounts by my ratholes.

1688
01:26:34,526 --> 01:26:36,525
Now, once the price
hit the high teens,

1689
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,960
You know what? Who
gives a shit.

1690
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,160
As always, the point is this...

1691
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:45,714
22 million in three
fucking hours!

1692
01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:47,810
Can you believe it.

1693
01:26:51,048 --> 01:26:52,106
Jordan.

1694
01:26:52,306 --> 01:26:54,915
Barry Kleinman's on the
phone from Future Video.

1695
01:26:55,115 --> 01:26:57,035
- A who? - I don't know.
He shot at your wedding.

1696
01:26:57,090 --> 01:26:58,090
He says, it's urgent.

1697
01:26:58,290 --> 01:26:59,810
Urgent? Who the fuck's
Barry Kleinman?

1698
01:27:00,223 --> 01:27:02,840
Oh, my God. You wanna Marry me?
You're in love with me?

1699
01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:04,180
Yeah, go fuck your cousin.

1700
01:27:04,340 --> 01:27:05,340
Barry, what's up?

1701
01:27:05,581 --> 01:27:08,153
- Listen, I got a subpoena.
- Subpoena?

1702
01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:09,353
What the fuck are
you talking about?

1703
01:27:09,553 --> 01:27:11,689
The FBI wants a copy
of your wedding video.

1704
01:27:11,889 --> 01:27:14,254
The F-B-fucking-I? You
fucking kidding me?

1705
01:27:14,454 --> 01:27:15,990
Listen to me, His
Name's Denham,

1706
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:17,920
he's an agent in the
New York office.

1707
01:27:18,180 --> 01:27:20,281
- What's his problem?
- He's a boy scout,

1708
01:27:20,481 --> 01:27:22,790
...thinks you're Gordon Gekko.

1709
01:27:22,990 --> 01:27:24,825
What does he want with
my wedding video?

1710
01:27:25,025 --> 01:27:27,345
It's like invasion of my privacy,
You know what I'm saying.

1711
01:27:27,461 --> 01:27:29,223
It's intrusive..you know.

1712
01:27:29,423 --> 01:27:31,853
He's got your pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.

1713
01:27:32,053 --> 01:27:33,053
Pictures, names of the people..

1714
01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:36,494
You know what he's trying to do. Exactly,
what's he's doing now. Look at yourself.

1715
01:27:36,561 --> 01:27:37,601
He's trying to rattle you.

1716
01:27:37,761 --> 01:27:41,645
He's trying to rattle your old lady. So,
she'll nags you to be a fuckin' witness.

1717
01:27:41,845 --> 01:27:43,388
Oh, He wants me
to rat on myself?

1718
01:27:43,588 --> 01:27:45,841
He wants me to give
information about my..what?

1719
01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:48,563
The good fucking news is, you
know I know everybody downtown,

1720
01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:51,171
I called The Justice
Department, The DEA..

1721
01:27:51,371 --> 01:27:54,685
Nobody even know you fucking
exists, so calm down.

1722
01:27:54,885 --> 01:27:56,900
- They don't know I exist?
- No.

1723
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:58,100
That's good.

1724
01:28:03,923 --> 01:28:06,884
- You know who he is right?
- Yeah.

1725
01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:10,681
So, if I just wanted to get some more
information, just find out what he knows,

1726
01:28:12,637 --> 01:28:15,028
we could go to his house right?
Tap his phones a little bit,

1727
01:28:15,029 --> 01:28:19,418
- ..bug in get a little information.. -
You don't fuck with these guys like that,

1728
01:28:19,618 --> 01:28:21,751
you don't fuck with him like that.
What are you nuts or something?

1729
01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:23,912
That's what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?

1730
01:28:23,913 --> 01:28:25,825
I have a fucking P.I
license you know.

1731
01:28:26,025 --> 01:28:27,988
I make a living at this,
I'm not a cop anymore.

1732
01:28:28,188 --> 01:28:29,947
They'll take my fucking license
away from me, alright?

1733
01:28:30,147 --> 01:28:31,147
Okay.

1734
01:28:31,347 --> 01:28:33,357
Okay, if I can't do that,

1735
01:28:33,557 --> 01:28:35,816
Can I just..can I
give the guy a call?

1736
01:28:37,307 --> 01:28:39,995
Why is that..Jordan.
Jordan do me a favor.

1737
01:28:40,195 --> 01:28:43,087
The only one who calls this
guy is your fucking lawyer.

1738
01:28:44,438 --> 01:28:47,661
I told you, whatever the
fuck you say to him,

1739
01:28:47,861 --> 01:28:50,399
He's gonna used it against you.
Don't you understand?

1740
01:28:50,599 --> 01:28:53,246
- He is smart, you are dumb.
- Fucking bullshit.

1741
01:28:53,446 --> 01:28:55,966
- I'm not allowed to call him. -
Are we fucking talking tonight?

1742
01:28:56,427 --> 01:28:58,531
The last time you took these
fucking pills, you put..

1743
01:28:58,532 --> 01:29:00,959
Your head in fucking micooven,
I'm not making it up.

1744
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,810
Okay, I won't call.

1745
01:29:07,864 --> 01:29:09,344
Hey, fellas! C'mon aboard!

1746
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:10,544
Plank's right down there.

1747
01:29:12,638 --> 01:29:14,186
Welcome.

1748
01:29:14,386 --> 01:29:15,386
What a nice day.

1749
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:19,920
Welcome aboard.

1750
01:29:21,725 --> 01:29:23,966
Jordan, Welcome aboard to Naomi.
Pleasure to meet you.

1751
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:25,924
I'm Agent Denham.
This is Agent Hughes.

1752
01:29:26,124 --> 01:29:27,798
Hi, how are you? Let
me introduce you.

1753
01:29:27,998 --> 01:29:29,922
This is Nicole. Heidi, come on.
Don't be shy.

1754
01:29:30,122 --> 01:29:32,754
What are you guys all shy for?
Don't be scared.

1755
01:29:32,954 --> 01:29:35,314
- These are friends of Stratten.
- It's a Pleasure. - Hello.

1756
01:29:38,619 --> 01:29:41,396
Your message said that, you
wanted to speak privately.

1757
01:29:41,596 --> 01:29:43,493
Right. I do want to
speak privately.

1758
01:29:43,693 --> 01:29:44,693
Give us a minute, huh, Ladies.

1759
01:29:44,893 --> 01:29:47,614
Let me know if I can get you
anything. We'd be happy to help.

1760
01:29:48,620 --> 01:29:49,700
You guys hungry?

1761
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,690
If you want something to eat. We
got some pasta, shrimp, lobster,

1762
01:29:52,890 --> 01:29:54,825
I got whiskey, anykind
of booze you want?

1763
01:29:55,025 --> 01:29:58,033
You know what, the bureau doesn't
allow us to drink when we are at sea.

1764
01:29:58,233 --> 01:30:00,523
Duh? Of course.

1765
01:30:00,723 --> 01:30:01,723
Ever been on one
of these before?

1766
01:30:01,923 --> 01:30:03,798
A boat?

1767
01:30:04,952 --> 01:30:06,288
I learned to sail
when I was six.

1768
01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:07,488
No, shit. Is that right.

1769
01:30:08,650 --> 01:30:09,850
I mean, one like this, though.

1770
01:30:10,026 --> 01:30:12,942
I had the whole front extended
to put a chopper up there.

1771
01:30:13,142 --> 01:30:14,142
See that?

1772
01:30:16,108 --> 01:30:17,361
Anyway, this is for you.

1773
01:30:17,561 --> 01:30:20,341
It's a complete list of every
person that was at my wedding.

1774
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:22,896
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video,

1775
01:30:23,096 --> 01:30:25,456
I figured this would help expedite
the whole process, right?

1776
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:26,587
There you go.

1777
01:30:26,787 --> 01:30:28,887
Look. My point is that.

1778
01:30:29,087 --> 01:30:30,743
I know you're
investigating Stratton,

1779
01:30:30,943 --> 01:30:34,143
but, for the life of me
I can't figure out why.

1780
01:30:34,343 --> 01:30:36,581
I know we are a little
unorthodox; We're a little...

1781
01:30:36,781 --> 01:30:38,059
loud in the way we do things.

1782
01:30:38,259 --> 01:30:41,817
You gotta understand, trying
to make a name for ourselves.

1783
01:30:42,017 --> 01:30:47,387
But, I want you to understand,
we don't do anything illegal.

1784
01:30:47,587 --> 01:30:49,352
Whatsoever.

1785
01:30:49,552 --> 01:30:51,798
You could talk to the SEC,
They're at my office,

1786
01:30:51,998 --> 01:30:54,289
fifteen times, over the
last six month, so..

1787
01:30:54,489 --> 01:30:56,487
I got nothing to hide.

1788
01:30:56,687 --> 01:30:59,590
You know, The SEC's a
civil regulatory agency.

1789
01:30:59,790 --> 01:31:00,911
We pursue criminal activity.

1790
01:31:00,990 --> 01:31:01,990
Exactly.

1791
01:31:02,510 --> 01:31:03,950
You go after real criminal.
Which...

1792
01:31:04,934 --> 01:31:07,910
makes me wonder, what the hell
you're investigating me for?

1793
01:31:08,110 --> 01:31:09,110
I mean, honestly. What..

1794
01:31:09,190 --> 01:31:13,118
What is it that you think, that
we did or do. I don't get it.

1795
01:31:13,318 --> 01:31:14,318
Well,

1796
01:31:14,518 --> 01:31:17,185
Jordan, I can't discuss
ongoing investigations.

1797
01:31:17,385 --> 01:31:18,506
No, I get that. I understand.

1798
01:31:18,585 --> 01:31:19,585
With that said.

1799
01:31:21,031 --> 01:31:22,925
This case got
dumped on my desk.

1800
01:31:23,125 --> 01:31:24,165
You know, by a higher up..

1801
01:31:24,325 --> 01:31:27,473
Who needs to make a show of
looking into the new company,

1802
01:31:27,673 --> 01:31:29,950
on the block. The whole
press and everything.

1803
01:31:30,150 --> 01:31:32,550
I end up being the smuck
who does the looking.

1804
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,750
Exactly.

1805
01:31:33,950 --> 01:31:35,311
It's just..you know,
it bothers me.

1806
01:31:35,610 --> 01:31:36,780
We are the new guy.

1807
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:38,669
We're the one that's banging
on Wall Streets door, man.

1808
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:41,309
You should see what's going
on at the bigger firm.

1809
01:31:41,509 --> 01:31:42,609
I know all the information.

1810
01:31:42,610 --> 01:31:43,660
It's true.

1811
01:31:43,860 --> 01:31:45,926
Goldman, Leyman
Brothers, Merrill.

1812
01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:49,273
Collateralized debt obligations?
This Internet stock bullshit?

1813
01:31:49,473 --> 01:31:50,473
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.

1814
01:31:50,673 --> 01:31:53,506
I mean, I could take
you step-by-step,

1815
01:31:53,706 --> 01:31:57,465
to what exactly is occuring. You
know, all you have to do is ask.

1816
01:31:57,665 --> 01:31:58,665
I'm available.

1817
01:31:59,655 --> 01:32:01,095
That's exactly what
I wanted to hear.

1818
01:32:01,206 --> 01:32:03,654
I don't see why, a little
sit down like this.

1819
01:32:04,856 --> 01:32:06,393
Can't be profitable
for the both of us.

1820
01:32:06,593 --> 01:32:08,954
It should, right? It should
be profitable for us.

1821
01:32:09,154 --> 01:32:10,154
- It should.
- Look?

1822
01:32:10,354 --> 01:32:12,495
I'm gonna give you
my personal line,

1823
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,593
five days a week you
just call me. Feel free.

1824
01:32:15,793 --> 01:32:17,956
- I'll do that.
- Great.

1825
01:32:20,283 --> 01:32:22,347
Are you sure you guys don't
want something to drink?

1826
01:32:22,348 --> 01:32:24,036
I mean, you're not hungry.
Nothing?

1827
01:32:24,236 --> 01:32:26,098
- Oh, no.
- No?

1828
01:32:29,137 --> 01:32:30,064
Let me ask you.

1829
01:32:30,264 --> 01:32:33,264
And if you don't wanna get too personal,
just tell me to shut up at anytime.

1830
01:32:34,544 --> 01:32:36,991
Did you try to get your
broker's license at one time?

1831
01:32:37,191 --> 01:32:38,191
Did I hear that right?

1832
01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:40,330
Were you trying to take
a stab at Wall Street?

1833
01:32:41,578 --> 01:32:42,888
Who've you been talking to?

1834
01:32:43,088 --> 01:32:45,276
- Who the fuck have you been talking
to? - Well, you're investigating me..

1835
01:32:45,476 --> 01:32:47,867
I hear things. You
see what I mean?

1836
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,890
You ever think about,
what would've happened.

1837
01:32:51,090 --> 01:32:53,077
If you've..you know,
stayed the course?

1838
01:32:54,626 --> 01:32:56,593
You know what. When I'm
riding home on the subway,

1839
01:32:56,793 --> 01:33:00,031
And, my balls are fucking sweating. I'm
wearing the same suit, three days in row.

1840
01:33:00,231 --> 01:33:01,231
Yeah, you bet I do.

1841
01:33:01,431 --> 01:33:03,343
I thought about it, before.
Who wouldn't, right?

1842
01:33:03,344 --> 01:33:04,465
Right, who fucking wouldn't.

1843
01:33:04,544 --> 01:33:06,467
I mean, you got.. Another
personal question.

1844
01:33:06,667 --> 01:33:08,479
- You don't need to answe..
- No, it's alright Jordan.

1845
01:33:08,679 --> 01:33:11,521
What are you pulling? 50-60K
something like that, a year?

1846
01:33:15,596 --> 01:33:16,556
Let's put it this way.

1847
01:33:16,756 --> 01:33:19,425
You get a free handgun, when
you sign up for the bureau.

1848
01:33:20,490 --> 01:33:21,879
No. But, it fucking
pisses me off.

1849
01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,880
You know what I mean.
You think about,

1850
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:26,524
the people that build this country,
hardworking people like you.

1851
01:33:26,724 --> 01:33:29,064
You know, firefighters,
teachers, FBI agents.

1852
01:33:29,264 --> 01:33:32,889
End of the day, you guys get fucking
skinned to life, financially.

1853
01:33:33,089 --> 01:33:34,089
Fucking makes me angry.

1854
01:33:35,348 --> 01:33:37,700
That's the one thing about Wall
Street and this market is.

1855
01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:43,010
For me, I feel, it's good to
give back. You know, there's

1856
01:33:43,210 --> 01:33:45,299
there's situations..
where I can.

1857
01:33:45,499 --> 01:33:48,366
Make those situations
better for people.

1858
01:33:48,566 --> 01:33:49,566
You know.

1859
01:33:50,954 --> 01:33:53,273
Opportunity, is everything.

1860
01:33:53,473 --> 01:33:54,473
Exactly.

1861
01:33:54,673 --> 01:33:57,073
Yeah, for example. I got
this one kid, right.

1862
01:33:58,551 --> 01:34:01,268
Went to school for environmental
science or something like that.

1863
01:34:01,468 --> 01:34:03,268
He was bogged down
by student's loans.

1864
01:34:03,468 --> 01:34:05,946
Turns out, his mother needed
triple bypass surgery.

1865
01:34:06,146 --> 01:34:07,146
Horrible situation.

1866
01:34:07,346 --> 01:34:10,350
But, we got him in at the
market at the right time.

1867
01:34:10,550 --> 01:34:11,569
Choose the right stock.

1868
01:34:11,570 --> 01:34:12,610
We gave him the right guidance.

1869
01:34:12,810 --> 01:34:16,073
Boom. Overnight, changes
his entire life.

1870
01:34:16,273 --> 01:34:19,770
You know, he got to put his mother in
the best hospital in New York City.

1871
01:34:19,970 --> 01:34:23,197
It didn't work out for her, granted
she passed away, unfortunately.

1872
01:34:23,397 --> 01:34:26,138
But, we gave him that opportunity,
you know what I'm saying.

1873
01:34:26,338 --> 01:34:29,088
It's just about setting up
the right team and then,

1874
01:34:29,288 --> 01:34:31,832
overnight, your life can change.

1875
01:34:37,208 --> 01:34:38,947
What is..intern..uh..

1876
01:34:40,989 --> 01:34:43,205
What does an intern make
off on a deal like that?

1877
01:34:43,405 --> 01:34:44,405
On that situation..

1878
01:34:44,605 --> 01:34:48,146
On that particular trade.
One trade.

1879
01:34:48,346 --> 01:34:51,428
North of half a million dollars.

1880
01:34:55,599 --> 01:34:57,373
And, I'd do that for anybody.

1881
01:34:57,573 --> 01:35:00,910
You know, anybody that
needs the proper guidence.

1882
01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,482
Can you say that again?

1883
01:35:22,682 --> 01:35:24,358
Just the way, you said it.

1884
01:35:24,558 --> 01:35:25,558
Just the same way.

1885
01:35:30,410 --> 01:35:31,954
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1886
01:35:31,955 --> 01:35:33,675
No..come on you know
what I'm talking about.

1887
01:35:33,745 --> 01:35:35,584
Just say the same thing. I think,
what Jordan just did is he..

1888
01:35:35,784 --> 01:35:36,784
If I'm not mistaken.

1889
01:35:36,984 --> 01:35:39,544
You just tried to bribe
a Federal Officer.

1890
01:35:39,744 --> 01:35:41,801
No, technically, I
didn't bribe anybody.

1891
01:35:43,507 --> 01:35:45,665
According to the
US Criminal Code,

1892
01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:49,036
there needs to be exact dollar
figure for the exchange of services.

1893
01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:51,214
That would not hold up
in the court of law.

1894
01:35:53,974 --> 01:35:54,895
That's the truth, But..

1895
01:35:55,024 --> 01:35:56,519
I wanna tell you this, - Yeah.

1896
01:35:56,719 --> 01:36:00,027
The same gentleman, that told me you
tried to get your broker's license,

1897
01:36:00,227 --> 01:36:02,010
also told me that you
are a straight arrow.

1898
01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:03,210
He ran a security check on me.

1899
01:36:03,410 --> 01:36:04,410
Well..

1900
01:36:06,414 --> 01:36:09,945
I'm on a boat fit for a bond villain
sometimes you need to play the part, right?

1901
01:36:11,470 --> 01:36:14,575
I think it's time you both get the
fuck off my boat. What do you say?

1902
01:36:16,064 --> 01:36:17,728
You know, Jordan. I'll
tell you something.

1903
01:36:17,729 --> 01:36:20,117
Most of the Wall Street
jackasses I bust,

1904
01:36:22,332 --> 01:36:24,133
- they were born to the life.
- Is that right?

1905
01:36:24,864 --> 01:36:26,157
Their father was a douchebags.

1906
01:36:26,357 --> 01:36:28,302
Just like their
fathers before them.

1907
01:36:28,502 --> 01:36:29,502
But you,

1908
01:36:31,719 --> 01:36:34,764
You Jordan, you got this
way all on your own.

1909
01:36:34,964 --> 01:36:35,964
Did I?

1910
01:36:36,164 --> 01:36:37,164
Good for you, little man.

1911
01:36:37,364 --> 01:36:38,364
Little man?

1912
01:36:38,564 --> 01:36:40,745
- Good for you.
- Me, the littleman?

1913
01:36:40,945 --> 01:36:41,985
Let me tell you something.

1914
01:36:42,145 --> 01:36:43,925
Let me tell you something else.

1915
01:36:44,125 --> 01:36:46,219
Honestly, I'm not
bullshitting here,

1916
01:36:46,419 --> 01:36:48,234
this is one of the nicest
boat that I've ever been on.

1917
01:36:48,355 --> 01:36:50,041
- I gotta..I gotta tell you.
- I bet it is.

1918
01:36:50,042 --> 01:36:51,042
And, you know what I
was just thinking too.

1919
01:36:51,242 --> 01:36:53,831
The fucking hero that I'm
gonna be back at the office.

1920
01:36:54,510 --> 01:36:56,934
When the bureau seizes
this fucking boat.

1921
01:36:57,134 --> 01:36:59,153
B'cos, I'm gonna
finally fuck Jordan.

1922
01:37:00,987 --> 01:37:02,009
It's beautiful.

1923
01:37:02,209 --> 01:37:03,209
And, you get the beautiful
girls and everything.

1924
01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:04,727
It's wonderful.

1925
01:37:04,927 --> 01:37:07,064
Alright, get the
fuck off my boat.

1926
01:37:07,264 --> 01:37:09,882
I'm sure we'll be seeing each
other, real soon. - I'm sure.

1927
01:37:10,082 --> 01:37:13,559
Good luck on that subway ride home to
your miserable ugly fucking wives.

1928
01:37:13,759 --> 01:37:16,879
I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar
off my balls. In the meantime.

1929
01:37:17,079 --> 01:37:19,732
Hey, you guys wanna take some
lobsters for your ride home?

1930
01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:21,880
You fucking miserable pricks!
I know you can't afford them.

1931
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,065
Fucking cheap fucks.

1932
01:37:24,265 --> 01:37:25,265
Fucking miserable pricks!

1933
01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:29,639
Hey, fellas..look what I
found in my pockets. Look!

1934
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,953
Your year salary, right here.

1935
01:37:32,153 --> 01:37:33,193
You know what I call them?

1936
01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:34,353
Fun coupons.

1937
01:37:35,965 --> 01:37:38,793
A fun coupons.

1938
01:37:46,563 --> 01:37:49,187
Switzerland? What the
fuck is in Switzerland?

1939
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:50,721
Swiss fucking
Banks, that's what.

1940
01:37:51,630 --> 01:37:54,180
It was ass covering time.
I had to hide my money.

1941
01:37:55,110 --> 01:37:56,340
Enter Rugrat.

1942
01:37:56,990 --> 01:37:59,160
He knew Swiss Banker
from law school.

1943
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:00,360
But, he was in Geneva.

1944
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:03,684
And there was no way, I'm
gonna make that flight sober.

1945
01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:08,897
So, I knew if I took my drugs right. I
could sleep through the entire flight.

1946
01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,300
But, I had to take
'em, JUST RIGHT.

1947
01:38:12,050 --> 01:38:14,549
At 4 pm I popped a
few more ludes.

1948
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:17,552
Which started kicking in by the
time I finished my sales meeting.

1949
01:38:17,752 --> 01:38:18,752
My tingle phase.

1950
01:38:19,690 --> 01:38:21,289
By dinner I popped a few more

1951
01:38:21,489 --> 01:38:23,949
on top of some cocktails
and a valium or two.

1952
01:38:24,149 --> 01:38:26,207
My slur phase.

1953
01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:30,463
By eight thirty, I
popped a few more ludes.

1954
01:38:30,663 --> 01:38:32,640
And pretty much lost
my motor skills.

1955
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:35,346
This was the drool phase.

1956
01:38:38,512 --> 01:38:40,800
By ten I didn't know who
or what the fuck I was...

1957
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,610
The amnesia phase.

1958
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,570
We boarded the plane,
just before midnight.

1959
01:38:45,940 --> 01:38:49,163
Wow! Look at you.
You're all beautiful.

1960
01:38:52,590 --> 01:38:55,110
- May I see your boarding passes
Sir. - We have boarding passes.

1961
01:39:04,201 --> 01:39:05,849
He's got his hand
on my dick again.

1962
01:39:09,290 --> 01:39:10,440
Oh, my God! Take it off.

1963
01:39:12,089 --> 01:39:12,856
Take it off.

1964
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:15,105
I heard there's a
treasure map, under here.

1965
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,670
Stop.

1966
01:39:18,590 --> 01:39:19,580
Please, sit down.

1967
01:39:19,780 --> 01:39:21,589
Go back to your seat, please.

1968
01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:23,523
Please, go back to your seat.

1969
01:39:23,723 --> 01:39:25,609
I will have to call the captain.

1970
01:39:25,809 --> 01:39:27,844
Please, Sir. Please sit down.

1971
01:39:28,044 --> 01:39:29,044
Please sit down!

1972
01:39:29,244 --> 01:39:30,244
Okay, I'm going.

1973
01:39:31,785 --> 01:39:32,975
Okay..okay.

1974
01:39:35,058 --> 01:39:36,466
Fasten your seatbelt please.

1975
01:39:36,666 --> 01:39:39,276
We cannot take off, if you
haven't fasten your seatbelt.

1976
01:39:39,476 --> 01:39:40,476
Sit down, fasten it.

1977
01:39:40,676 --> 01:39:42,691
- I will do it for you.
- What?

1978
01:39:42,891 --> 01:39:43,891
I will do it for you.

1979
01:39:44,091 --> 01:39:46,656
You gotta speak English We don't
understand Swiss language.

1980
01:40:13,858 --> 01:40:14,906
Christ. Fuck.

1981
01:40:17,716 --> 01:40:18,669
Donnie.

1982
01:40:18,869 --> 01:40:21,927
Donnie, this isn't
funny, untie me, buddy.

1983
01:40:22,127 --> 01:40:23,904
I can't tie you.

1984
01:40:24,104 --> 01:40:25,796
The captain tied you.

1985
01:40:25,996 --> 01:40:27,036
He was fucking tasing you.

1986
01:40:28,649 --> 01:40:29,753
Why?

1987
01:40:29,953 --> 01:40:30,953
Why?

1988
01:40:45,189 --> 01:40:46,384
You're screaming at people.

1989
01:40:46,584 --> 01:40:47,584
Fuck off.

1990
01:40:47,784 --> 01:40:50,441
You were on the floor, like
rolling around and shit.

1991
01:40:50,641 --> 01:40:52,586
You called the
captain the N-words.

1992
01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:55,117
I call the captain an N-words?

1993
01:40:55,317 --> 01:40:56,317
Yeah, he was very upset.

1994
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:57,517
Really?

1995
01:40:57,717 --> 01:40:58,957
Luckily, we are in first class.

1996
01:41:01,025 --> 01:41:03,535
Jesus Christ, I think you
have a fucking drug problem.

1997
01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:06,150
Where are the ludes?

1998
01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:07,946
Where are the ludes?

1999
01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:10,281
They're in my ass,
don't worry about it.

2000
01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:11,481
I got it.

2001
01:41:11,681 --> 01:41:12,681
Thank God.

2002
01:41:13,906 --> 01:41:16,651
Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do
when we get to Switzerland, buddy.

2003
01:41:16,652 --> 01:41:17,652
This is bad.

2004
01:41:17,852 --> 01:41:19,639
This fucking thing's pressing
my chest I can't breath.

2005
01:41:19,839 --> 01:41:20,839
Do something to calm
me down, please.

2006
01:41:21,039 --> 01:41:23,165
Okay, shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up.

2007
01:41:23,365 --> 01:41:24,365
Help me.

2008
01:41:24,565 --> 01:41:25,565
Okay... shhh..shh..

2009
01:41:26,937 --> 01:41:28,648
- That's good.
- Go to sleep.

2010
01:41:28,848 --> 01:41:29,848
Rub it harder, buddy.

2011
01:41:30,048 --> 01:41:31,048
You're all right.

2012
01:41:31,248 --> 01:41:33,726
We all love you.
Shut the fuck up!

2013
01:41:39,733 --> 01:41:40,957
Mr. Belfort.

2014
01:41:41,157 --> 01:41:42,157
You're free to go.

2015
01:41:44,856 --> 01:41:46,143
Really?

2016
01:41:49,954 --> 01:41:50,794
- Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah.

2017
01:41:50,944 --> 01:41:52,546
When we get up there. Try not
to act like yourself, okay?

2018
01:41:52,746 --> 01:41:54,519
Let's make Geneva an asshole
free Donnie zone, alright?

2019
01:41:54,719 --> 01:41:55,719
Why the fuck are you
coming at me for?

2020
01:41:55,950 --> 01:41:58,151
Hey, listen..the only reason
you're sitting in this limo

2021
01:41:58,248 --> 01:42:00,168
and not a Swiss jail is
b'cos of my friend, okay?

2022
01:42:02,233 --> 01:42:03,411
We are here. We are here.

2023
01:42:04,490 --> 01:42:05,660
Jordan Belfort!

2024
01:42:05,860 --> 01:42:06,860
At last!

2025
01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:09,566
Nicholas has told me so much.

2026
01:42:10,652 --> 01:42:12,172
Jordan, Jean-Jacques Saurel.

2027
01:42:12,372 --> 01:42:14,613
- Pleasure to make your
acquaintance. - Nice to meet you.

2028
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:25,447
I'm curious about your
bank secrecy laws, here.

2029
01:42:29,622 --> 01:42:30,526
Excusez-moi, Jordan,

2030
01:42:30,810 --> 01:42:35,220
Swiss custom requires ten
minutes of blah blah blah..

2031
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:36,420
Chit chat. Chit chat!
Thank you.

2032
01:42:36,620 --> 01:42:38,718
Before business
can be discussed.

2033
01:42:44,267 --> 01:42:46,876
Of course, let's
get down to it.”

2034
01:42:47,076 --> 01:42:48,197
What would you like to know?

2035
01:42:49,474 --> 01:42:51,429
Under what circumstances
would you be..

2036
01:42:51,629 --> 01:42:53,903
...obligated to
cooperate with an FBI

2037
01:42:54,103 --> 01:42:57,918
or U.S. Justice Department
investigation? For example.

2038
01:42:58,118 --> 01:42:59,118
<i>Ca depend.</i>

2039
01:43:00,494 --> 01:43:02,505
<i>- Ca depend?
- Oui.</i>

2040
01:43:03,754 --> 01:43:05,898
<i>Ca depend </i>on what? Exactly.

2041
01:43:07,086 --> 01:43:09,984
Whether America plans to invade
Switzerland in the coming months.

2042
01:43:11,304 --> 01:43:13,529
So, check if tanks are rolling
down the Rue de la Croix?

2043
01:43:13,530 --> 01:43:14,630
Yes, <i>Rue de la Croix</i>.

2044
01:43:30,458 --> 01:43:35,042
<i>What I'm asking, you Swiss dick,
is are you going to fuck me over.</i>

2045
01:43:38,056 --> 01:43:41,760
<i>I understand perfectly,
you American shitheel.</i>

2046
01:43:43,910 --> 01:43:46,830
The only way the Banque Real
de Geneve would cooperate;

2047
01:43:47,030 --> 01:43:48,030
With a foreign legal body

2048
01:43:48,230 --> 01:43:52,269
is if the crime being pursued
is also a crime in Switzerland.

2049
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:56,982
But, there are very few Swiss laws
which apply to your practices.

2050
01:43:57,182 --> 01:43:59,722
From a financial standpoint,

2051
01:43:59,922 --> 01:44:02,784
you are now in heaven.

2052
01:44:02,984 --> 01:44:05,047
See, I told you he's
fantastic, right?

2053
01:44:05,470 --> 01:44:08,697
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena,

2054
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,747
it would become
<i> papier-toillette</i>.

2055
01:44:13,591 --> 01:44:15,423
We would wipe our ass with it.

2056
01:44:15,623 --> 01:44:16,623
Unless, of course..

2057
01:44:16,823 --> 01:44:20,063
It was an investigation
into stock fraud..

2058
01:44:20,263 --> 01:44:23,192
Which is a crime in Switzerland.
If I'm correct.

2059
01:44:23,392 --> 01:44:26,547
Then, there'd have
to be Cooperacion.

2060
01:44:26,747 --> 01:44:28,068
On your part, If
I'm not mistaken.

2061
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:30,260
Yes, we would.

2062
01:44:31,580 --> 01:44:34,355
Assuming the account
is under your name.

2063
01:44:36,067 --> 01:44:37,234
If it were..

2064
01:44:37,434 --> 01:44:38,434
Another name..

2065
01:44:40,086 --> 01:44:42,550
A friends, Comerate, Cousin..

2066
01:44:47,812 --> 01:44:49,243
Relatives? Yeah.

2067
01:44:51,786 --> 01:44:53,931
Was that yodeling
I just heard or

2068
01:44:54,131 --> 01:44:56,145
did you just say what
I thought you said?

2069
01:44:56,345 --> 01:44:58,629
Yes! Yes!

2070
01:44:58,829 --> 01:45:01,652
He's telling me
to use a rathole.

2071
01:45:01,852 --> 01:45:05,594
But, a U.S. rathole would never get
into Switzerland with all that money.

2072
01:45:05,794 --> 01:45:09,968
What I needed was a ratholr
with a European passport.

2073
01:45:17,384 --> 01:45:18,659
Jordan?

2074
01:45:18,859 --> 01:45:21,735
Hey! How is my
favourite Aunt, huh?

2075
01:45:21,935 --> 01:45:24,419
- Welcome, was the traffic
terrible? - No, not at all.

2076
01:45:29,030 --> 01:45:31,360
Thank God, Aunt Emma didn't
need too much convincing.

2077
01:45:31,725 --> 01:45:34,349
Turned out, the British weren't too
much different from the Swiss.

2078
01:45:34,350 --> 01:45:37,402
Money talks. And,
bullshit takes the bus.

2079
01:45:37,602 --> 01:45:39,767
How do you say
'rathole' in British.

2080
01:45:39,967 --> 01:45:42,187
If you get in any
trouble, whatsoever.

2081
01:45:42,387 --> 01:45:45,155
I'll come forward immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.

2082
01:45:45,355 --> 01:45:46,355
That I promise.

2083
01:45:47,784 --> 01:45:50,325
Risk is what keeps us
young, isn't it darling?

2084
01:45:54,657 --> 01:45:56,211
Sometimes, I wonder

2085
01:45:56,411 --> 01:45:59,034
if you let money get the
best of you, my love.

2086
01:45:59,234 --> 01:46:02,744
Among other substances.

2087
01:46:07,066 --> 01:46:09,023
It's that obvious, huh?

2088
01:46:09,223 --> 01:46:11,591
It's chilly darling and
you're sweating bullets.

2089
01:46:14,850 --> 01:46:18,353
What can I say, Aunt Emma.
I'm a drug addict.

2090
01:46:19,549 --> 01:46:22,173
I really am. I mean,
Cocaine, pills..

2092
01:46:23,913 --> 01:46:25,908
Whatever it is,
I'll fucking do it.

2093
01:46:26,108 --> 01:46:28,212
That's the truth.

2094
01:46:28,412 --> 01:46:31,194
I am a sex addict too.

2095
01:46:31,394 --> 01:46:34,702
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.

2096
01:46:36,032 --> 01:46:37,752
Jesus, why am I
telling you all this?

2097
01:46:37,952 --> 01:46:38,952
I am sorry.

2098
01:46:40,984 --> 01:46:42,878
Because I'm very
easy to talk to.

2099
01:46:43,078 --> 01:46:44,078
You are.

2100
01:46:44,278 --> 01:46:46,209
You are easy to talk to.

2101
01:46:46,409 --> 01:46:47,409
I suppose it's..

2102
01:46:49,465 --> 01:46:51,034
It's just my job, you
know, it's uh...

2103
01:46:51,234 --> 01:46:55,407
All these people depending on me, tens of
millions of dollars at stake, you know,

2104
01:46:55,607 --> 01:46:57,372
Sometimes, I feel like I..

2105
01:46:57,572 --> 01:47:00,600
I've bitten on more than
I can chew, you know?

2106
01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,344
You're a man with
large appetites.

2107
01:47:03,544 --> 01:47:04,544
Yeah.

2108
01:47:07,054 --> 01:47:08,950
Is she, fucking hitting on me?

2109
01:47:09,150 --> 01:47:10,150
Yeah. Yeah, I am.

2110
01:47:13,937 --> 01:47:16,857
I suppose, I put that on
myself though, right?

2111
01:47:17,057 --> 01:47:18,057
My decision.

2112
01:47:18,257 --> 01:47:20,516
It's hard to..

2113
01:47:20,716 --> 01:47:21,716
Hard to learn to..

2114
01:47:21,916 --> 01:47:24,988
To control the anxiety
sometimes, you know?

2115
01:47:27,146 --> 01:47:29,824
Learn to relax, and let go.

2116
01:47:31,182 --> 01:47:32,991
To release the tension.

2117
01:47:34,318 --> 01:47:36,025
She is hitting on me.

2118
01:47:36,225 --> 01:47:37,225
Holy shit!

2119
01:47:37,425 --> 01:47:39,751
Yeah, release the tension.

2120
01:47:44,490 --> 01:47:48,832
Suppose we, uh.. We all
just need to learn not..

2121
01:47:49,032 --> 01:47:51,935
Learn to do what comes
naturally in life, you know?

2122
01:47:54,993 --> 01:47:57,089
Is he fucking hitting on me?

2123
01:48:03,669 --> 01:48:04,997
Stability, dear.

2124
01:48:05,197 --> 01:48:06,197
Family.

2125
01:48:13,475 --> 01:48:14,955
You take care of
my nice, my love.

2126
01:48:15,155 --> 01:48:17,344
I'll take care of
everything, over here.

2127
01:48:19,041 --> 01:48:20,481
Deal.

2128
01:48:26,330 --> 01:48:30,005
We had, literally, a
fuck load of money.

2129
01:48:30,205 --> 01:48:33,051
Aunt Emma, could never
carry all this by herself.

2130
01:48:33,390 --> 01:48:37,210
So, I thought to myself, who
else has European passport?

2131
01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:42,205
Now, Brad, as a
successful drug dealer,

2132
01:48:42,752 --> 01:48:44,886
spent his winters in
the south of France,

2133
01:48:44,887 --> 01:48:46,888
which is where he met
his wife, Chantelle.

2134
01:48:46,889 --> 01:48:49,891
A striper of Slovenian origin,

2135
01:48:49,892 --> 01:48:53,726
born in, of all
places, Switzerland.

2136
01:48:57,833 --> 01:48:59,834
Well, this is fucked.

2137
01:48:59,835 --> 01:49:01,803
Oh, no, shit!

2138
01:49:05,007 --> 01:49:08,943
- Like this will take a,
like, 50 trips. - I know.

2139
01:49:12,815 --> 01:49:13,873
Yeah, a suicide work.

2140
01:49:13,949 --> 01:49:16,851
But, how about her family?
Right?

2141
01:49:16,852 --> 01:49:18,987
I mean, they all got
Swiss' passport, right?

2142
01:49:18,988 --> 01:49:20,955
I mean, she's got parents,
she's got a brother.

2143
01:49:20,956 --> 01:49:23,758
Right, brother's got a wife,
that's five fuckin' people.

2144
01:49:23,759 --> 01:49:25,760
Six, seven trips, boom, right?

2145
01:49:25,761 --> 01:49:27,996
They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like,
"what are you doing?", they could do that.

2146
01:49:27,997 --> 01:49:30,865
At least I have a family,
you crooked nose fuck!

2147
01:49:30,866 --> 01:49:33,926
Hey, hey, uh, don't
forget about my money.

2148
01:49:35,635 --> 01:49:37,806
- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Hey, I forgot to tell you

2149
01:49:37,807 --> 01:49:40,842
- he's got some, he's got
some money. - My money.

2150
01:49:40,843 --> 01:49:42,944
- Yeah, a couple mill comin'
in like a week. - Yeah.

2151
01:49:42,945 --> 01:49:45,505
And when it gets here, I'll give
you a call, you come pick it up.

2152
01:49:48,017 --> 01:49:49,814
You give me a call?

2153
01:49:50,986 --> 01:49:54,823
When it gets here, I'll give you
a call, and you come pick it up.

2154
01:49:54,824 --> 01:49:56,758
Well, we don't fuckin'
work for you, man!

2155
01:49:56,759 --> 01:49:57,025
Shh..

2156
01:49:57,026 --> 01:49:59,928
Sweetheart, you have my
money taped to your tits.

2157
01:49:59,929 --> 01:50:01,897
Okay? Technically
you do work for me.

2158
01:50:04,934 --> 01:50:06,768
Hey, Jordan, we're
gonna need to talk.

2159
01:50:06,769 --> 01:50:09,003
If I fuckin' do this, I'm telling you
right now, I ain't goin' to him.

2160
01:50:09,004 --> 01:50:11,940
Okay? I'm not a fuckin' schwas, I
don't do fuckin' pick-ups, alright?

2161
01:50:11,941 --> 01:50:13,842
- But listen to me, when this thing placed,
- I'm gonna take care of everything.

2162
01:50:13,843 --> 01:50:15,910
And I fuckin' say, and you tell
that fuckin' piece of shit.

2163
01:50:15,911 --> 01:50:17,011
- If he comes correct.
- I will.

2164
01:50:17,012 --> 01:50:19,396
If he comes in, I'll fuckin'
loopy and fucked up. I

2165
01:50:19,397 --> 01:50:21,816
swear to God, I'm a mash
that douchebag's teeth.

2166
01:50:21,817 --> 01:50:23,818
I hear that, who's
fucking cheating?

2167
01:50:23,819 --> 01:50:25,753
- Who's fuckin' cheating?!
- Look, may I asking..

2168
01:50:25,754 --> 01:50:27,922
I put the money on that
fuckin' table, not you!

2169
01:50:27,923 --> 01:50:29,858
I'm the reason we have
this fuckin' deal!

2170
01:50:29,859 --> 01:50:31,826
- I have a gun, you fucking
idiot! - What the fuck this gun.

2171
01:50:31,827 --> 01:50:32,927
I already told you this.

2172
01:50:32,928 --> 01:50:36,865
You know what? You're a fuckin' pill deal,
I got five more just like you, bro!

2173
01:50:36,866 --> 01:50:38,766
Keep talking, you piece of shit!

2174
01:50:38,767 --> 01:50:40,902
Do you know what? You
dress like shit!

2175
01:50:40,903 --> 01:50:42,937
- So, fuck you!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!

2176
01:50:42,938 --> 01:50:45,773
- Jesus! - Like that
faggot. Who's the faggot?

2177
01:50:45,774 --> 01:50:46,875
- Enough with your shit!
- You okay?

2178
01:50:46,876 --> 01:50:47,843
Hey pal!

2179
01:50:49,945 --> 01:50:52,914
The next day, aunt
Emma flew to Geneve.

2180
01:50:52,915 --> 01:50:55,783
Two million in cash
in her carry on.

2181
01:50:55,784 --> 01:50:58,753
Which in a big picture was a
drop in the Swiss bucket.

2182
01:50:59,788 --> 01:51:02,891
'Cause the following month, over
the course of six roundtrips,

2183
01:51:02,892 --> 01:51:05,204
Chantelle's family and
friends smugglin'

2184
01:51:05,205 --> 01:51:07,929
over 20 millon in cash
without even a hiccup.

2185
01:51:07,930 --> 01:51:09,964
- Shred it.
- And by the way..

2186
01:51:09,965 --> 01:51:13,868
- Here they are.
- Excellent!

2187
01:51:13,869 --> 01:51:15,860
- And I have some more.
- Really?

2188
01:51:15,938 --> 01:51:16,971
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.

2189
01:51:16,972 --> 01:51:18,940
- And here.
- Welcome.

2190
01:51:18,941 --> 01:51:20,808
(LAUGHING) Welcome?

2191
01:51:20,809 --> 01:51:23,744
- And yeah, like four
bags of it. - Ooh.

2192
01:51:24,013 --> 01:51:26,848
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?

2193
01:51:26,849 --> 01:51:28,850
- Slovenian. Yes.
- Slovenian? Okay.

2194
01:51:28,851 --> 01:51:31,820
- So you're blonde?
- Oh, stop that.

2195
01:51:51,874 --> 01:51:52,840
Shit.

2196
01:51:52,841 --> 01:51:56,945
Put the fuckin' car
parked, you dumb idiot!

2197
01:51:56,946 --> 01:51:59,747
Yeah, close the briefcase.

2198
01:51:59,748 --> 01:52:02,817
One fuckin' day, one fuckin' day
you couldn't keep it together?

2199
01:52:02,818 --> 01:52:04,886
I was fucked up, Brad.

2200
01:52:04,887 --> 01:52:06,855
- You're fuckin' kidding me!
- Fucked up.

2201
01:52:12,327 --> 01:52:14,128
- It's a joke!
- It's a joke?

2202
01:52:14,129 --> 01:52:16,264
- I'm sober.
- Jesus fucking Christ.

2203
01:52:16,265 --> 01:52:19,066
- It's a fuckin' joke. I'm not
stupid. - Are you fuckin' stupid?

2204
01:52:19,067 --> 01:52:20,301
- You fuckin' drivin' you like a
fuckin' maniac. - Do you know what..

2205
01:52:20,302 --> 01:52:22,475
- You know the attention
that fuckin' draws?

2206
01:52:22,476 --> 01:52:24,105
- You know what, I'm not stupid.

2207
01:52:24,106 --> 01:52:25,139
- I'm smart.
- Smart?

2208
01:52:25,140 --> 01:52:27,208
- I make million dollar deal.
- That's right.

2209
01:52:27,209 --> 01:52:30,044
We smart important
people, unlike you.

2210
01:52:30,045 --> 01:52:33,310
People who don't sucker punch
people when they're scared, okay?

2211
01:52:33,892 --> 01:52:35,116
- I'm scared?
- And by the way,

2212
01:52:35,117 --> 01:52:37,251
- I haven't got an apology for
that. - One apology, okay.

2213
01:52:37,252 --> 01:52:39,153
I check my fuckin'
messages everyday

2214
01:52:39,154 --> 01:52:40,121
- when I come home from work.
- Did you?

2215
01:52:40,122 --> 01:52:41,122
- My answering machine.
- You didn't got one, huh?

2216
01:52:41,123 --> 01:52:43,257
Zero! I got a blinking light because
I don't have shit from you!

2217
01:52:43,258 --> 01:52:44,490
- Yeah right. You
know, you got a big

2218
01:52:44,491 --> 01:52:46,093
- fuckin' mouth!
- I got my wife, I got my wife

2219
01:52:46,094 --> 01:52:48,262
checking the messages every 45
minutes, calling the office say,

2220
01:52:48,263 --> 01:52:52,066
has Brad apologize? Is there any
apology message on the machine?

2221
01:52:52,067 --> 01:52:53,167
- Alright, do you know what..
- I don't have Jack shit.

2222
01:52:53,168 --> 01:52:54,653
- You know what? That's
not how you treat me.

2223
01:52:54,654 --> 01:52:56,170
- Yeah, you got a big
fuckin' mouth. You know

2224
01:52:56,171 --> 01:52:58,072
I'm not gonna give you a fuckin'
pass, just give me the case.

2225
01:52:58,073 --> 01:53:00,241
- Oh, you're not gonna give
me a pass? - Get out of here.

2226
01:53:00,242 --> 01:53:01,342
Look, it's a figure
fuckin' speech.

2227
01:53:01,343 --> 01:53:04,078
- Oh my God, the Emperor of Foxville.
- Just give me the fuckin' case

2228
01:53:04,079 --> 01:53:06,213
came down from Foxville
to give me a pass!

2229
01:53:06,214 --> 01:53:07,650
Hey, what are the
citizens of Foxville

2230
01:53:07,651 --> 01:53:09,317
doing at the day when
the Emperor's gone?

2231
01:53:09,318 --> 01:53:11,319
- I'm begging you.
- Is it, is it mayhem?

2232
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:13,220
Or people looting and raping?

2233
01:53:13,221 --> 01:53:15,122
What all the little
fuckhead doing?

2234
01:53:15,123 --> 01:53:16,090
- Why are you here?
- You go fuck yourself!

2235
01:53:16,091 --> 01:53:18,159
- You fuckin', alright, alright.
- Hey, you fuck the back up!

2236
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:19,320
I'm fuckin' saying!

2237
01:53:20,028 --> 01:53:24,021
That if I ever cross you in my
life, if you come at me again,

2238
01:53:24,099 --> 01:53:25,266
- Just fuckin' keep it down.
- You know what?

2239
01:53:25,267 --> 01:53:31,238
I got it. I don't want to be avoiding
anything, but I think you like, like..

2240
01:53:31,239 --> 01:53:32,306
- Like, when you come at me,
- What the fuck?

2241
01:53:32,307 --> 01:53:34,208
- 'Cause you look at me.
- What's the matter with you?

2242
01:53:34,209 --> 01:53:37,211
I just know I just noticed like,
you have like a fuckin', like..

2243
01:53:37,212 --> 01:53:38,212
- Stop that talk!
- You might twinkle.

2244
01:53:38,213 --> 01:53:41,082
You have like a twinkle, were
you trying to kiss me, bro?

2245
01:53:41,083 --> 01:53:42,216
- Jesus fuckin' Christ..
- Bro, you're trying..

2246
01:53:42,217 --> 01:53:44,737
- I'm.. What's with you? - I have
like a, I don't know, I just..

2247
01:53:45,053 --> 01:53:46,253
- I said that homophobic
thing.. - Baiklah.

2248
01:53:46,254 --> 01:53:48,189
- You're just not the one
for me, pal. - Okay.

2249
01:53:48,190 --> 01:53:51,125
You know what I mean? It's not, it's
not about that for me, you know?

2250
01:53:51,126 --> 01:53:52,259
- You understand?
- I've heard enough, please.

2251
01:53:52,260 --> 01:53:54,128
I'm begging, give me
the fuckin' case.

2252
01:53:54,129 --> 01:53:55,129
- Okay?
- I gonna give you the case.

2253
01:53:55,130 --> 01:53:57,098
- Gve me the case. What's that?
- You gotta do me one favour.

2254
01:53:57,099 --> 01:53:58,265
You gotta take this case,

2255
01:53:58,266 --> 01:54:00,201
you gotta drive straight
home, you know.

2256
01:54:00,202 --> 01:54:02,036
I need you to open
up the briefcase,

2257
01:54:02,037 --> 01:54:06,073
and you take out every single dollar, don't
leave one dollar inside the briefcase.

2258
01:54:06,074 --> 01:54:09,076
I want you to have it all neatly
organized outside the briefcase,

2259
01:54:09,077 --> 01:54:10,177
and you to take it,

2260
01:54:10,178 --> 01:54:13,280
I need you to shove it right up your
wife's Slatvian cunt, you understand?

2261
01:54:13,281 --> 01:54:15,249
- My fuckin' wife?
- Fuckin' chill!

2262
01:54:15,250 --> 01:54:17,151
- (GROANING) Chill, bro! - You
motherfuckin' piece of shit!

2263
01:54:17,152 --> 01:54:19,153
- How about that?
- Let go, let go! Come on. Fuck!

2264
01:54:19,154 --> 01:54:21,122
(SIREN)

2265
01:54:21,189 --> 01:54:23,057
Motherfucker! You fuckin' dick!

2266
01:54:23,058 --> 01:54:26,060
Stop! Don't move! Don't move, I'm
gonna fire your fuckin' leg!

2267
01:54:26,061 --> 01:54:28,095
I'm gonna fire you
in your fuckin' leg!

2268
01:54:28,096 --> 01:54:30,197
Drop the case, put
your hands in the air!

2269
01:54:30,198 --> 01:54:31,132
Get that!

2270
01:54:31,133 --> 01:54:32,099
(SCREAMING)

2271
01:54:32,100 --> 01:54:34,268
Get on your knees, Sir!
Get down on your knees!

2272
01:54:34,269 --> 01:54:36,303
Motherfucker!

2273
01:54:36,304 --> 01:54:38,105
Fuck! Jesus!

2274
01:54:38,106 --> 01:54:39,266
Mother fucker!

2275
01:54:48,116 --> 01:54:49,116
Jordan!

2276
01:54:49,117 --> 01:54:52,018
Do I have a surprise for you.

2277
01:54:52,287 --> 01:54:54,187
20 real lemons.

2278
01:54:54,256 --> 01:54:56,937
Retired pharmacist friend of mine,
it been in his safe for 15 years.

2279
01:54:57,059 --> 01:54:58,325
You fuckin' kiddin' me? Lemons?

2280
01:54:58,326 --> 01:55:01,328
- (LAUGHING) - They're gonna knock
us out off our fuckin' head.

2281
01:55:01,329 --> 01:55:06,300
When it comes to quaalude, the
lemon 714 was the holygrail.

2282
01:55:06,301 --> 01:55:08,135
- Can you believe it?
- Oh my God..

2283
01:55:08,136 --> 01:55:09,136
I thought they were like a myth.

2284
01:55:09,137 --> 01:55:12,039
Three times as powerful as
anything available today.

2285
01:55:12,040 --> 01:55:15,276
- Look at these babies. - Boy Donnie
really knew how to celebrate.

2286
01:55:15,277 --> 01:55:17,601
He said he was saving
these for a special

2287
01:55:17,602 --> 01:55:20,181
occasion, like a birthday,
or being clapfree.

2288
01:55:20,182 --> 01:55:22,183
Or, my money arriving
safely in Switzerland.

2289
01:55:22,184 --> 01:55:23,317
We're gonna die!

2290
01:55:23,318 --> 01:55:26,320
(PUKE)

2291
01:55:26,321 --> 01:55:29,090
So that night, I
cleared my schedule,

2292
01:55:29,091 --> 01:55:33,160
and I rid my body of anything
that could fuck with my high.

2293
01:55:33,161 --> 01:55:35,262
It was celebration time.

2294
01:55:35,263 --> 01:55:37,064
Okay.

2295
01:55:37,065 --> 01:55:38,199
We start off with one,
see how it'll go?

2296
01:55:38,200 --> 01:55:40,167
My guy says all we need is one.

2297
01:55:40,168 --> 01:55:41,100
Here we go.

2298
01:55:42,237 --> 01:55:44,138
- Salute.
- Cheers.

2299
01:55:44,139 --> 01:55:47,074
Maybe if I pull it
again, it will go down.

2300
01:55:48,310 --> 01:55:51,045
Steve, Steve! I gotta
get outta here.

2301
01:55:51,046 --> 01:55:53,147
No! I think I got
it figured out.

2302
01:55:53,148 --> 01:55:57,118
It must be one pull for up,
and two pull for down.

2303
01:55:57,119 --> 01:55:58,143
Okay.

2304
01:56:06,294 --> 01:56:08,091
You feel anything?

2305
01:56:11,166 --> 01:56:13,031
No.

2306
01:56:15,103 --> 01:56:17,037
Been thirty five minutes.

2307
01:56:19,241 --> 01:56:23,041
Maybe we built up a tolerance
after all these years, huh?

2308
01:56:24,346 --> 01:56:26,109
Hm..

2309
01:56:36,124 --> 01:56:37,224
This is bullshit!

2310
01:56:37,225 --> 01:56:40,327
My metabolism is pumped
out, I can't feel shit!

2311
01:56:40,328 --> 01:56:43,164
They're old, I think
they lost the potency?

2312
01:56:43,165 --> 01:56:44,132
Huh?

2313
01:56:44,199 --> 01:56:45,223
Check the bottle!

2314
01:56:49,037 --> 01:56:50,204
January '81.

2315
01:56:50,205 --> 01:56:51,238
They're fuckin' duds.

2316
01:56:51,239 --> 01:56:53,307
- Fuck!
- Let's take a..

2317
01:56:53,308 --> 01:56:55,276
- Take two more each.
- Yeah.

2318
01:56:57,179 --> 01:56:59,079
Jordan!

2319
01:56:59,080 --> 01:57:00,138
You're up, babe?

2320
01:57:03,218 --> 01:57:05,119
What are you two retards doing?

2321
01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:06,178
We're workin' out, honey.

2322
01:57:07,122 --> 01:57:09,056
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.

2323
01:57:09,057 --> 01:57:11,184
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?

2324
01:57:13,128 --> 01:57:14,161
Hey! Bo, what's going on?

2325
01:57:14,162 --> 01:57:16,063
Jordan, listen to me clearly.

2326
01:57:16,064 --> 01:57:18,199
I can not talk to you in this
phone, and I have to talk with you.

2327
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:20,067
We're gonna get outta here.
What's going on?

2328
01:57:20,068 --> 01:57:23,237
Listen to me, leave the
fuckin' house, Jordan!

2329
01:57:23,238 --> 01:57:27,141
And then call me from a payphone.
This is not a fuckin' joke, Jordan.

2330
01:57:27,142 --> 01:57:28,234
Yeah, yeah. Ya.

2331
01:57:29,244 --> 01:57:31,145
- Shit!
- What's.. What he said?

2332
01:57:31,146 --> 01:57:33,080
I don't know what the fuck
is going on, I gotta go!

2333
01:57:33,081 --> 01:57:34,162
Is everything okay, Jordan?

2334
01:57:44,292 --> 01:57:49,230
The closest payphone I can get to
is at the Brookvile Contry Club.

2335
01:57:49,231 --> 01:57:51,232
It was a real WASP stronghold.

2336
01:57:51,233 --> 01:57:54,031
Just a mile down the
road from my house.

2337
01:58:03,469 --> 01:58:05,070
Hey Bo, what's up?
It's me, what's going

2338
01:58:05,071 --> 01:58:06,180
on? I'm at the payphone,
what's going on?

2339
01:58:06,181 --> 01:58:07,148
Listen to me carefully.

2340
01:58:07,215 --> 01:58:10,117
Please, your little friend
here, Brad, your little buddy,

2341
01:58:10,118 --> 01:58:11,218
he's in jail.

2342
01:58:11,219 --> 01:58:13,287
He.. What the fuck he's in
jail for? What did he do?

2343
01:58:13,288 --> 01:58:14,321
I don't know what he did.

2344
01:58:14,322 --> 01:58:18,259
My friend in Long Island told me he got
picked up in some fuckin' shopping mall,

2345
01:58:18,260 --> 01:58:21,286
- he got locked up.. - Wait,
did you say a shopping mall?

2346
01:58:21,659 --> 01:58:23,163
- Yeah, yeah.
- He, he was with Donnie

2347
01:58:23,164 --> 01:58:26,166
he was supposed to deliver some money,
and that fuckin' fat piece of shit.

2348
01:58:26,167 --> 01:58:28,068
- I'm gonna go and fuckin' kill him. -
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Listen to me!

2349
01:58:28,069 --> 01:58:29,236
Don't go! Listen to me.

2350
01:58:29,237 --> 01:58:32,106
That guy, Denham,
that FBI agent guy,

2351
01:58:32,107 --> 01:58:36,110
somebody told me, he's got your phone
tapped. Your ofice and your home.

2352
01:58:36,111 --> 01:58:39,171
- Don't talk on that motherfuckin'
phone! - Okay. Fuck! I got it, I got it.

2353
01:58:39,247 --> 01:58:40,214
I got it, I got it.

2354
01:58:40,215 --> 01:58:42,116
Jordan.

2355
01:58:42,117 --> 01:58:45,319
You didn't try to bribe this
fuckin' FBI agent, did you?

2356
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:48,088
No, I didn't try to
bribe that FBI agent.

2357
01:58:48,089 --> 01:58:49,256
You think I'm that
fuckin'stupid? No!

2358
01:58:49,257 --> 01:58:51,258
What the fuck you said?
I can't understand.

2359
01:58:51,259 --> 01:58:52,293
Say that again!

2360
01:58:52,294 --> 01:58:56,130
I said I won't, I know what my
feeling with this FBI agent.

2361
01:58:56,131 --> 01:58:57,291
What the fuck are you saying?

2362
01:58:59,167 --> 01:59:01,168
- I said..
- Are you fuckin' high?

2363
01:59:01,169 --> 01:59:04,071
Are you kidding me? I
don't wanna see more FBI!

2364
01:59:04,072 --> 01:59:06,233
Jordan! Are you fuckin' high?

2365
01:59:07,175 --> 01:59:09,276
Jordan, do me a favour.
Stay where you are,

2366
01:59:09,277 --> 01:59:11,145
don't get behind the
wheel of the car,

2367
01:59:11,146 --> 01:59:12,747
I'll be there in a
moment to pick you up.

2368
01:59:13,048 --> 01:59:13,648
Jordan, Jordan!

2369
01:59:14,049 --> 01:59:16,183
After 15 years in storage,

2370
01:59:16,184 --> 01:59:20,018
the lemons had developed
a delayed fuse.

2371
01:59:20,088 --> 01:59:23,319
It took 90 minutes for this little
fuckers to kick in, but once they did..

2372
01:59:24,059 --> 01:59:25,159
Pow!

2373
01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:28,329
I mean, I'd skipped the tingle phase
and went straight to the drool phase.

2374
01:59:28,330 --> 01:59:30,197
Tell me where you
are, don't fuckin'..

2375
01:59:30,198 --> 01:59:35,102
This little bastard was so strong,
I discovered a whole new phase.

2376
01:59:35,103 --> 01:59:37,264
The cerebral palsy phase.

2377
01:59:39,207 --> 01:59:41,175
Come on, stand up.

2378
01:59:45,180 --> 01:59:47,239
Oke, walking's out.

2379
01:59:48,216 --> 01:59:51,049
I think, think what
else is there?

2380
01:59:52,087 --> 01:59:53,087
Yes!

2381
01:59:53,088 --> 01:59:56,057
I can crawl, I can
crawl like Skylar.

2382
02:00:27,188 --> 02:00:28,155
Fuck!

2383
02:00:28,156 --> 02:00:30,181
The kid makes it look
so goddamn easy.

2384
02:00:37,198 --> 02:00:39,132
Think, you motherfucker, think.

2385
02:00:39,334 --> 02:00:40,301
Yes!

2386
02:00:41,169 --> 02:00:42,236
I got it!

2387
02:00:42,237 --> 02:00:43,226
I've got it!

2388
02:00:43,304 --> 02:00:45,072
I can roll.

2389
02:00:45,073 --> 02:00:46,097
I can roll!

2390
02:00:55,316 --> 02:00:58,251
(GROANING)

2391
02:01:06,227 --> 02:01:09,025
(GROANING)

2392
02:01:44,199 --> 02:01:46,224
(PANTING)

2393
02:01:52,207 --> 02:01:53,173
(PHONE RINGING)

2394
02:01:53,174 --> 02:01:54,232
(SHOUTING)

2395
02:02:08,156 --> 02:02:09,145
Jordan?

2396
02:02:11,126 --> 02:02:12,093
Jordan?

2397
02:02:12,327 --> 02:02:14,228
Oh Jesus. Where are you?

2398
02:02:14,229 --> 02:02:16,163
I'm at the Country Club.

2399
02:02:16,164 --> 02:02:17,131
What?

2400
02:02:17,132 --> 02:02:20,234
I'm at the Country Club!

2401
02:02:20,235 --> 02:02:23,036
I don't know what the fuck are you
saying, but you need to get home!

2402
02:02:23,037 --> 02:02:24,238
Donnie is out of control.

2403
02:02:24,239 --> 02:02:27,107
He's on the other line
with some Swiss guy,

2404
02:02:27,108 --> 02:02:28,275
- I don't know..
- What?!

2405
02:02:28,276 --> 02:02:32,079
Get him off the phone!

2406
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:34,314
I can't understand you.

2407
02:02:34,315 --> 02:02:38,085
Get him off the phone!

2408
02:02:38,086 --> 02:02:39,253
What the fuck are
you saying, Jordan?

2409
02:02:39,254 --> 02:02:41,155
Can you just get home? Hurry.

2410
02:02:41,156 --> 02:02:44,191
Oh my God!

2411
02:02:44,192 --> 02:02:46,183
Oh my God..

2412
02:02:51,099 --> 02:02:53,090
I was less than a
mile from home.

2413
02:02:53,168 --> 02:02:56,103
I drove as slow as
I fuckin' could.

2414
02:02:56,104 --> 02:02:57,237
I think Jello move faster.

2415
02:02:57,238 --> 02:03:00,307
I just couldn't give
him two million.

2416
02:03:00,308 --> 02:03:04,077
I'm gonna be a little late.

2417
02:03:04,078 --> 02:03:06,213
You ate two million?

2418
02:03:06,214 --> 02:03:07,314
Million!

2419
02:03:07,315 --> 02:03:10,250
Get off the phone, get off
the fuckin' phone, idiot!

2420
02:03:10,251 --> 02:03:13,220
- (CAR HORN)
- Get out of the way, asshole!

2421
02:03:13,288 --> 02:03:15,122
- Hello?
- Too late..

2422
02:03:15,123 --> 02:03:17,324
- And it's..
- You hate two million?

2423
02:03:17,325 --> 02:03:20,089
No, you don't hate
two million, Donnie.

2424
02:03:22,063 --> 02:03:25,065
By some miracle, I
made it home alive.

2425
02:03:25,066 --> 02:03:27,091
Not a scratch on me or the car.

2426
02:03:33,341 --> 02:03:36,276
Is that so?

2427
02:03:36,277 --> 02:03:38,111
Jordan?

2428
02:03:38,112 --> 02:03:40,314
Oh Jesus fucking Christ!

2429
02:03:40,315 --> 02:03:42,282
What did you take?

2430
02:03:42,283 --> 02:03:43,307
What is wrong with you?

2431
02:03:44,052 --> 02:03:45,052
Jordan!

2432
02:03:45,053 --> 02:03:47,087
It's fuckin' good, right?

2433
02:03:47,088 --> 02:03:48,088
- What the fuck are you saying?
- You fucked up.

2434
02:03:48,089 --> 02:03:50,057
- What were you saying?
- Get off the phone!

2435
02:03:50,124 --> 02:03:55,095
Get off the fuckin' phone!

2436
02:03:55,096 --> 02:03:57,297
What the fuck, Jordan?

2437
02:03:57,298 --> 02:04:00,100
You're doing this in the
house, I hope you know that!

2438
02:04:00,101 --> 02:04:02,102
You fucking doing
this in the house!

2439
02:04:02,103 --> 02:04:06,206
- You two are fucking funny
friends! - Get off the phone!

2440
02:04:06,207 --> 02:04:11,078
- Jesus, Jordan!
- The FBI!

2441
02:04:11,079 --> 02:04:14,181
- Get off the phone!
- I buy the phone!

2442
02:04:14,182 --> 02:04:18,318
Get off the phone!

2443
02:04:18,319 --> 02:04:23,086
- Give me the phone!
- (SCREAMING)

2444
02:04:23,157 --> 02:04:26,293
Come on. We're gonna
go upstairs, alright?

2445
02:04:26,294 --> 02:04:29,229
Get off the phone!

2446
02:04:33,268 --> 02:04:34,268
Fuck you!

2447
02:04:34,269 --> 02:04:36,303
- What's wrong?
- What you did?

2448
02:04:36,304 --> 02:04:38,305
- You piece of shit!
- What?

2449
02:04:38,306 --> 02:04:40,073
What?

2450
02:04:40,074 --> 02:04:41,302
Brad!

2451
02:04:42,043 --> 02:04:43,110
Huh?!

2452
02:04:43,111 --> 02:04:45,112
Brad!

2453
02:04:45,113 --> 02:04:46,179
Brad!

2454
02:04:46,180 --> 02:04:49,249
You fuckin' asshole!

2455
02:04:49,250 --> 02:04:53,120
Gimme the phone.

2456
02:04:53,121 --> 02:04:55,122
What did you do?

2457
02:04:55,123 --> 02:04:56,189
You piece of shit!

2458
02:04:56,190 --> 02:04:59,293
- What the fuck I did wrong?
- Fuck you!

2459
02:04:59,294 --> 02:05:02,095
I wanna fuckin' do it!

2460
02:05:02,096 --> 02:05:05,098
I wanna fuckin' kill you!

2461
02:05:05,099 --> 02:05:07,033
I'll get you!

2462
02:05:30,959 --> 02:05:33,093
What the fuck happen?

2463
02:05:33,094 --> 02:05:34,194
Oh, shit!

2464
02:05:34,195 --> 02:05:36,230
Jordan? Jordan, are you alright?

2465
02:05:36,231 --> 02:05:38,995
Donnie? Donnie?!

2466
02:05:39,934 --> 02:05:40,968
Donnie is not breathing!

2467
02:05:40,969 --> 02:05:43,036
Oh, fuck! I don't
know what to do!

2468
02:05:43,037 --> 02:05:45,072
Jordan, I don't know what the
fuck to do, I can't help him!

2469
02:05:45,073 --> 02:05:46,233
What are we gonna do, Jordan?

2470
02:05:47,591 --> 02:05:49,176
Oh my God, I think
he's choked, Jordan.

2471
02:05:49,177 --> 02:05:50,177
Do something!

2472
02:05:50,178 --> 02:05:52,203
- Oh God, help me!
- I got you!

2473
02:05:52,947 --> 02:05:55,108
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You got to do something!

2474
02:05:56,184 --> 02:05:57,985
- Oh shit!
- Oh my God!

2475
02:05:57,986 --> 02:05:59,180
Oh my God..

2476
02:06:00,989 --> 02:06:02,081
I got you!

2477
02:06:08,229 --> 02:06:10,030
Here!

2478
02:06:10,031 --> 02:06:11,020
Get in me!

2479
02:06:14,969 --> 02:06:16,027
(GROANING)

2480
02:06:21,175 --> 02:06:25,078
Step aside! Oh my God!

2481
02:06:25,079 --> 02:06:27,014
Oh God!

2482
02:06:27,015 --> 02:06:29,006
Move aside, baby!

2483
02:06:33,988 --> 02:06:34,955
Oh, God..

2484
02:06:34,956 --> 02:06:36,189
Look at me! Come on!

2485
02:06:36,190 --> 02:06:38,158
Come on, come on!

2486
02:06:43,097 --> 02:06:45,930
Jordan, he's not breathing,
you got to do something!

2487
02:06:47,001 --> 02:06:50,003
Jordan, he's a father, he's got
fucking kids, do something!

2488
02:06:50,004 --> 02:06:51,938
Yeah! Yeah.

2489
02:06:56,244 --> 02:06:59,077
Jordan, you gotta get over
here, tell me what I'm doing.

2490
02:07:00,048 --> 02:07:03,050
Oh fucking God, get
over here, call 911!

2491
02:07:03,051 --> 02:07:04,075
(SCREAMING)

2492
02:07:08,022 --> 02:07:10,183
(SCREAMING)

2493
02:07:13,094 --> 02:07:14,227
You alright?

2494
02:07:14,228 --> 02:07:16,093
Are you alright?

2495
02:07:28,976 --> 02:07:30,034
Mr. Belfort?

2496
02:07:31,946 --> 02:07:33,004
Mr. Belfort?

2497
02:07:36,017 --> 02:07:38,008
Why the fuck you are here? Fuck.

2498
02:07:39,020 --> 02:07:40,087
Sir?

2499
02:07:40,088 --> 02:07:42,055
We need to ask you
some questions.

2500
02:07:42,056 --> 02:07:44,057
You fuckin' kidding me?
Fuck you!

2501
02:07:44,058 --> 02:07:45,092
Come on, get up!

2502
02:07:45,093 --> 02:07:47,152
Well, get the fuck
outta my house!

2503
02:07:47,972 --> 02:07:50,197
- Let's go! Come on! Get up!
- I've been here all night.

2504
02:07:50,198 --> 02:07:51,965
- Let's go! - I've been
sitting here all night.

2505
02:07:51,966 --> 02:07:54,134
- What the fuck are you talkin'? -
Wait a minute, why you taking him?

2506
02:07:54,135 --> 02:07:55,168
- The fuck are you doing?
- Let's go!

2507
02:07:55,169 --> 02:07:56,136
Why you taking him?

2508
02:07:56,137 --> 02:07:57,237
- Tell him!
- We got no warn.

2509
02:07:57,238 --> 02:08:00,140
You just come up and
peep a house like this!

2510
02:08:00,141 --> 02:08:01,108
- I'm just talkin'.. - Did you
drive your car that night.

2511
02:08:01,109 --> 02:08:02,974
Mr. Belfort?

2512
02:08:04,178 --> 02:08:06,009
Well.

2513
02:08:08,182 --> 02:08:10,047
Wow!

2514
02:08:10,118 --> 02:08:12,143
Maybe I hadn't
made at home okay.

2515
02:08:27,034 --> 02:08:29,935
Get out of the fuckin' way!

2516
02:08:31,205 --> 02:08:34,197
Fuck! Fucker!

2517
02:08:38,112 --> 02:08:40,147
Did you drive..

2518
02:08:40,148 --> 02:08:42,116
That car, tonight?

2519
02:08:43,084 --> 02:08:44,184
- Yeah..
- Yeah?

2520
02:08:44,185 --> 02:08:45,118
Right.

2521
02:08:45,119 --> 02:08:49,022
I'm a family man. Family man.
Honey!

2522
02:08:49,023 --> 02:08:51,057
It was a miracle
I wasn't killed.

2523
02:08:51,058 --> 02:08:54,094
More, you know, that I
didn't kill anybody else.

2524
02:08:54,095 --> 02:08:57,130
The cops took me in for questioning,
but they couldn't charge ne.

2525
02:08:57,131 --> 02:09:00,066
They had no proof I was
even behind the wheel.

2526
02:09:00,067 --> 02:09:03,047
Meanwhile, Brad did three
months in jail for

2527
02:09:03,048 --> 02:09:06,039
contempt because he
wouldn't let Donnie out.

2528
02:09:06,040 --> 02:09:08,208
The result? I was Scot free.

2529
02:09:08,209 --> 02:09:11,044
But I had eyes on me
like never before.

2530
02:09:11,045 --> 02:09:12,979
You're a lucky man, Jordan.

2531
02:09:12,980 --> 02:09:15,005
You're lucky be alive,
let alone not in jail.

2532
02:09:15,777 --> 02:09:17,184
No, I don't believe
in luck, right?

2533
02:09:17,185 --> 02:09:19,019
But it's time.

2534
02:09:19,020 --> 02:09:21,154
Please, let me call the
SEC and cut a deal,

2535
02:09:21,155 --> 02:09:23,156
before your luck runs out.

2536
02:09:23,157 --> 02:09:25,125
Wave to daddy!

2537
02:09:25,126 --> 02:09:28,161
Hey! Hey, sweetie.

2538
02:09:28,162 --> 02:09:30,230
- (LAUGHING)
- You're doing great, sweetie.

2539
02:09:30,231 --> 02:09:32,999
You're doing so great.

2540
02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:36,002
What kind of terms that we
do talking about, if I..

2541
02:09:36,003 --> 02:09:37,037
- You know..
- I don't know

2542
02:09:37,038 --> 02:09:40,207
you know you plead guilty to
handful of securities violation.

2543
02:09:40,208 --> 02:09:43,247
Stock manipulation,
high pressure sales

2544
02:09:43,248 --> 02:09:46,909
tactics, ticky-tack shit
like that, you know?

2545
02:09:46,981 --> 02:09:48,114
Pay a couple million
dollars in fine,

2546
02:09:48,115 --> 02:09:51,050
in exchange, SEC fucks off
till the end of time.

2547
02:09:54,021 --> 02:09:57,190
And Stratton, what
happen to Stratton?

2548
02:09:57,191 --> 02:09:59,092
I mean that you, there's
no way, I mean..

2549
02:09:59,093 --> 02:10:00,994
You gotta walk away, right?

2550
02:10:00,995 --> 02:10:03,122
- Let Donnie be in charge.
- Alright, Donnie.

2551
02:10:04,198 --> 02:10:06,233
And the FBI is another
animal, completely.

2552
02:10:06,234 --> 02:10:08,168
They still be pursuing you
for criminal wrongdoing.

2553
02:10:08,169 --> 02:10:11,002
However, with you stepping
down voluntarily,

2554
02:10:11,172 --> 02:10:13,121
my guess is, that your
best friend, agent Denham,

2555
02:10:13,122 --> 02:10:15,108
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.

2556
02:10:17,011 --> 02:10:18,078
Jordan.

2557
02:10:18,079 --> 02:10:20,080
Wh.. What do you
have to think about?

2558
02:10:20,081 --> 02:10:22,015
Yo.. You beat them!

2559
02:10:22,016 --> 02:10:23,016
You won!

2560
02:10:23,017 --> 02:10:25,085
God knows you'll never
have to work again.

2561
02:10:25,086 --> 02:10:27,220
What you're gonna do? Spend the rest of
your life in jail? Is that what you want?

2562
02:10:27,221 --> 02:10:29,122
- No.
- Okay!

2563
02:10:29,123 --> 02:10:31,157
Okay. You got all the
money in the world.

2564
02:10:31,158 --> 02:10:33,026
You need everybody else's money?

2565
02:10:33,027 --> 02:10:34,227
- Of course not.
- Well?

2566
02:10:34,228 --> 02:10:37,030
- You know I built it.
- I know you built it!

2567
02:10:37,031 --> 02:10:39,124
You built it, so
now preserved it!

2568
02:10:43,971 --> 02:10:48,032
(CLAPPING)

2569
02:11:09,997 --> 02:11:11,231
You know..

2570
02:11:11,232 --> 02:11:16,002
Five years ago, when I started
Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff,

2571
02:11:16,003 --> 02:11:19,166
I knew the day would eventually come
where I'd have to be moving on.

2572
02:11:22,043 --> 02:11:25,137
And it's trully with a heavy
heart, that I'm here to say that..

2573
02:11:27,148 --> 02:11:29,182
That, that that day
is finally here.

2574
02:11:29,183 --> 02:11:32,050
(SHOCKED)

2575
02:11:33,988 --> 02:11:39,192
I wanna, I wanna thank you all for your
years of loyalty and admiration, but uh,

2576
02:11:39,193 --> 02:11:41,161
the point is this.

2577
02:11:41,162 --> 02:11:46,099
Under Donnie's keadership, along with
Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg,

2578
02:11:46,100 --> 02:11:48,293
moving into key
management posisitions,

2579
02:11:48,294 --> 02:11:50,310
this place really
is, it's gonna be

2580
02:11:50,311 --> 02:11:52,903
better than ever. That
I promise you, okay?

2581
02:11:59,013 --> 02:12:01,147
This is Ellis
Island, you people.

2582
02:12:01,148 --> 02:12:02,617
Okay, who you are, or where you

2583
02:12:02,618 --> 02:12:06,019
from, where do your relatives came
over, from the fuckin' Mayflower,

2584
02:12:06,020 --> 02:12:08,121
or the inner tube from Haiti.

2585
02:12:08,122 --> 02:12:13,059
This, right here, is the land of
opportunity, Stratton Oakmont, is America!

2586
02:12:13,060 --> 02:12:15,153
(CHEERING)

2587
02:12:17,031 --> 02:12:20,066
- All of you know Kimmie
Belzer, right? - Yes, we do.

2588
02:12:20,067 --> 02:12:21,932
Fuck you!

2589
02:12:22,003 --> 02:12:23,003
Come on, Kimmie.

2590
02:12:23,004 --> 02:12:24,204
Which you probably
didn't know is,

2591
02:12:24,205 --> 02:12:29,209
Kimmie was one of the first brokers here,
one of the Stratton's original 20.

2592
02:12:29,210 --> 02:12:32,094
And most of you met
Kimmie the beautiful

2593
02:12:32,095 --> 02:12:35,015
sophisticated woman
that she is today.

2594
02:12:35,016 --> 02:12:40,020
A woman that wears 3000
dollar Armani suits.

2595
02:12:40,021 --> 02:12:43,089
Drives brand new Mercedes Benz.

2596
02:12:43,090 --> 02:12:45,835
A woman who, who
spends her winters

2597
02:12:45,836 --> 02:12:49,051
in Bahamas and her
summers in Hamptons.

2598
02:12:53,968 --> 02:12:56,027
That's not the
Kimmie that I met.

2599
02:12:59,106 --> 02:13:03,042
The Kimmie that I met didn't have
two nickels to rub together.

2600
02:13:04,045 --> 02:13:08,148
She was a single mom on the balls of
her ass with an eight year old son.

2601
02:13:08,149 --> 02:13:11,141
Okay? She was three months
behind on her rent.

2602
02:13:12,153 --> 02:13:15,145
And when se came to me
and ask me for a job,

2603
02:13:16,057 --> 02:13:18,920
she asked for 5000
dollar advance just..

2604
02:13:18,921 --> 02:13:21,927
Just so she could pay
her son's tuition.

2605
02:13:26,067 --> 02:13:28,034
And what I do, Kimmie?

2606
02:13:28,035 --> 02:13:29,093
Go on, tell them.

2607
02:13:31,138 --> 02:13:33,206
You wrote me a check..

2608
02:13:33,207 --> 02:13:35,937
For 25.000 dollars.

2609
02:13:37,011 --> 02:13:38,211
That's right.

2610
02:13:38,212 --> 02:13:39,941
Thank you.

2611
02:13:43,084 --> 02:13:44,949
And you know why that is?

2612
02:13:48,155 --> 02:13:50,146
That's because I
believed in you.

2613
02:13:52,159 --> 02:13:54,218
It's because I believed
in you, Kimmie.

2614
02:13:55,229 --> 02:13:59,165
Just like I believe in each and
everyone of you here today.

2615
02:13:59,166 --> 02:14:02,969
- I fuckin' love you, Jordan. I fuckin'
love you. - I fuckin' love you.

2616
02:14:02,970 --> 02:14:05,071
- I love you.
- I fuckin' love you too!

2617
02:14:05,072 --> 02:14:07,006
I fuckin' love you too!

2618
02:14:09,210 --> 02:14:11,110
And I love all of you!

2619
02:14:12,046 --> 02:14:15,014
I love all of you, from
the bottom of my heart.

2620
02:14:15,015 --> 02:14:16,949
- I love you, Jordan!
- I mean it!

2621
02:14:27,027 --> 02:14:28,961
It's a shame, you know, 'cause..

2622
02:14:30,164 --> 02:14:34,100
For years I've been telling you guys,
never to take "no" for an answer, right?

2623
02:14:34,101 --> 02:14:38,972
In order to keep pushin' and
to never hang up the phone,

2624
02:14:38,973 --> 02:14:41,066
until you get what you want.

2625
02:14:42,042 --> 02:14:43,976
Because you all deserve it.

2626
02:14:45,212 --> 02:14:48,079
You know this fuckin' deal
that I'm about to sign..

2627
02:14:49,150 --> 02:14:53,109
Barring me from the securities
industry, barring me from Stratton..

2628
02:14:54,188 --> 02:14:55,951
My home..

2629
02:14:58,959 --> 02:15:01,052
The fuck is that? You know?

2630
02:15:02,062 --> 02:15:04,053
I tell you what it is. It's..

2631
02:15:05,032 --> 02:15:08,001
It's me taking "no" for
an answer, you know?

2632
02:15:09,170 --> 02:15:13,129
It's them, them selling me, not
the other way around. It's..

2633
02:15:14,975 --> 02:15:17,068
It's me being a
hypocrite, is what it is.

2634
02:15:22,950 --> 02:15:24,042
So..

2635
02:15:31,091 --> 02:15:32,183
You know what?

2636
02:15:36,197 --> 02:15:38,097
I'm not leaving.

2637
02:15:40,201 --> 02:15:41,964
I'm not leaving.

2638
02:15:44,171 --> 02:15:45,195
I'm not fucking leaving!

2639
02:15:45,940 --> 02:15:48,033
(CHEERING)

2640
02:15:54,215 --> 02:15:56,149
The show goes on.

2641
02:15:58,185 --> 02:16:00,053
This is my home.

2642
02:16:00,054 --> 02:16:05,082
They gonna need a fucking wrecking
ball to take me outta here!

2643
02:16:06,961 --> 02:16:11,097
They gonna need to send a national
guard or fucking SWAT team,

2644
02:16:11,098 --> 02:16:14,192
'cause I ain't going nowhere.

2645
02:16:20,040 --> 02:16:22,065
Fuck them!

2646
02:16:24,011 --> 02:16:28,072
(HUMMING)

2647
02:16:31,218 --> 02:16:33,049
(SHOUTING)

2648
02:16:55,976 --> 02:16:57,944
Jordan! Jordan!

2649
02:16:57,945 --> 02:16:59,105
Jordan, get back here!

2650
02:17:00,214 --> 02:17:01,181
Hey!

2651
02:17:04,084 --> 02:17:06,052
Give.. Give me that!

2652
02:17:08,055 --> 02:17:11,081
What a trouble in the
jungle, for Christ sake!

2653
02:17:12,993 --> 02:17:15,962
How did he, muffle truffle
you, huh, richman?

2654
02:17:15,963 --> 02:17:18,998
Turn the offer, trust Welch
on the order of SEC.

2655
02:17:18,999 --> 02:17:22,196
He is back in the
ocean, happy hunting.

2656
02:17:28,943 --> 02:17:31,935
(MUSIC)

2657
02:17:35,015 --> 02:17:37,116
It was our time to party big.

2658
02:17:37,117 --> 02:17:40,018
And just as Brad was
released from jail too.

2659
02:17:40,988 --> 02:17:44,219
I apologize, even offered to pay
him for his time in the can.

2660
02:17:45,159 --> 02:17:46,125
But he said no.

2661
02:17:46,126 --> 02:17:47,226
The day he was out,

2662
02:17:47,227 --> 02:17:49,195
he didn't want any part of us.

2663
02:17:49,196 --> 02:17:52,966
Sad thing was, two years later,

2664
02:17:52,967 --> 02:17:54,025
he was dead.

2665
02:17:54,234 --> 02:17:57,101
Massive heart attack, at 35.

2666
02:17:57,972 --> 02:17:59,940
Same age Mulshock died.

2667
02:18:00,107 --> 02:18:03,042
Not that they, have a hell
of a lot in common, but,

2668
02:18:03,177 --> 02:18:05,145
anyway, I don't know
why that came to mind.

2669
02:18:08,148 --> 02:18:11,208
Within days, subpoena
started flying.

2670
02:18:11,952 --> 02:18:15,088
Notices to produce documents,
deposititions, you name it.

2671
02:18:15,089 --> 02:18:17,023
Donnie couldn't drink
water fast enough.

2672
02:18:17,024 --> 02:18:19,125
You now say it's coming
was to get me a subpoena.

2673
02:18:19,126 --> 02:18:21,246
Here's how we do a subpoena
to substracting our funds.

2674
02:18:28,969 --> 02:18:31,204
Fuck you USA, Fuck you!

2675
02:18:31,205 --> 02:18:33,172
Fuck you, Fuck you..

2676
02:18:33,173 --> 02:18:37,041
(CHEERING)

2677
02:18:43,017 --> 02:18:45,018
Jordan Belfort.

2678
02:18:45,019 --> 02:18:47,086
Olden, that's a nice name.

2679
02:18:47,087 --> 02:18:48,087
Thank you very much for that.

2680
02:18:48,088 --> 02:18:49,180
What kind a name is that?

2681
02:18:49,957 --> 02:18:50,990
That is my name.

2682
02:18:50,991 --> 02:18:52,158
I do not recall that.

2683
02:18:52,159 --> 02:18:54,994
I do not recall that, okay?

2684
02:18:54,995 --> 02:18:57,096
Mr. Ming, thank you
for coming in today.

2685
02:18:57,097 --> 02:18:59,065
Is it okay if I
grab some Danish?

2686
02:18:59,066 --> 02:19:00,066
- Can I have a Danish?
- No, no, go.

2687
02:19:00,067 --> 02:19:01,968
They interogated everybody.

2688
02:19:01,969 --> 02:19:03,236
I got a low blood sugar,
that were I thinking.

2689
02:19:03,237 --> 02:19:08,207
I went on for months, it was
a total fucking harassment.

2690
02:19:08,208 --> 02:19:11,077
But not a single
Strattonite cracked.

2691
02:19:11,078 --> 02:19:13,179
Gladys Carrera.

2692
02:19:13,180 --> 02:19:16,182
- Doesn't ring a bell. - Sorry, I
have no recomendation of that.

2693
02:19:16,183 --> 02:19:19,052
- No.
- No idea.

2694
02:19:19,053 --> 02:19:21,187
I don't recall that transaction,
do you guys have any milk?

2695
02:19:21,188 --> 02:19:24,123
Absolutely not.

2696
02:19:24,124 --> 02:19:25,196
By end of this, you
called so many times,

2697
02:19:25,197 --> 02:19:26,758
I just thought you
might remember that.

2698
02:19:26,927 --> 02:19:28,227
I don't remember that.

2699
02:19:28,228 --> 02:19:29,803
- Would you re..
remember any of those?

2700
02:19:29,804 --> 02:19:31,130
- I do not recall any of that.

2701
02:19:31,131 --> 02:19:34,133
- This Abdul.. - I do not
re.. No I don't recall.

2702
02:19:34,134 --> 02:19:35,976
It was a long
phonecall, I just wanna

2703
02:19:35,977 --> 02:19:38,004
review if you have
any memory of that.

2704
02:19:38,005 --> 02:19:39,561
Okey, you know we've
talked to several

2705
02:19:39,562 --> 02:19:41,404
of the employee at this
firm and nobody can

2706
02:19:41,405 --> 02:19:43,209
recall anything about
this thief t man IPO.

2707
02:19:43,210 --> 02:19:46,008
It's.. I think it's odd.

2708
02:19:47,214 --> 02:19:50,047
- Do you recall?
- Carnage Cooperation?

2709
02:19:51,218 --> 02:19:54,954
- You do, you do recall it?
- No I don't recall that at all.

2710
02:19:54,955 --> 02:19:58,015
Excuse me, I have to ask,
is that your real hair?

2711
02:19:58,192 --> 02:20:00,057
Are you gonna say
anything about that?

2712
02:20:00,227 --> 02:20:01,211
- Will you never comment
on my hair, is that

2713
02:20:01,212 --> 02:20:02,228
- how we're doing?
- I just asking about that.

2714
02:20:02,229 --> 02:20:03,269
Is this personal question?

2715
02:20:03,931 --> 02:20:05,131
I wondering why you wearing
something like that.

2716
02:20:05,132 --> 02:20:07,191
I'm sure I don't
recall what happened.

2717
02:20:09,203 --> 02:20:11,037
Can I get you anything
else gentlemen?

2718
02:20:11,038 --> 02:20:13,587
Yes sweetheart I have rare
condition which require

2719
02:20:13,588 --> 02:20:16,135
me to drink one of those
every 15 minutes, please.

2720
02:20:17,010 --> 02:20:20,113
We were specifically adviced
not to leave the country.

2721
02:20:20,114 --> 02:20:22,982
So, we took our wives to Italy.

2722
02:20:22,983 --> 02:20:24,638
We figure that we were
safer working from

2723
02:20:24,639 --> 02:20:26,219
over the seas, giving
orders to Rugrat.

2724
02:20:26,220 --> 02:20:28,054
Nobody could arrest us.

2725
02:20:28,055 --> 02:20:31,023
And nobody could prove I was still
running Stratton from a yacht.

2726
02:20:31,024 --> 02:20:35,228
Hey, Rugrats bonjour, you
bomheaded eagle, how you doing?

2727
02:20:35,229 --> 02:20:37,997
Donnie, Donnie listen,
we have a problem okay?

2728
02:20:37,998 --> 02:20:42,001
Your friend Steve Madden
is unloading shares.

2729
02:20:42,002 --> 02:20:43,169
What do you say?
Who told you that?

2730
02:20:43,170 --> 02:20:44,937
- What is going on?
- He's doing it, Donnie.

2731
02:20:44,938 --> 02:20:47,202
He says, he says Steve
Madden is unloading shit.

2732
02:20:47,718 --> 02:20:49,142
Who told you that?
That's bullshit.

2733
02:20:49,143 --> 02:20:50,823
- Gimme that goddamn
phone, just.. - Don't!

2734
02:20:50,944 --> 02:20:53,012
- Ruggie, what's going on? - He
doesn't know what's going on..

2735
02:20:53,013 --> 02:20:55,257
Jordan look, I'm
watching the screen and

2736
02:20:55,258 --> 02:20:58,017
huge chunk to Steve Madden
is being sold, okay.

2737
02:20:58,018 --> 02:21:00,086
It's not coming from us,
so it's gonna be Steve.

2738
02:21:00,087 --> 02:21:01,988
He's the only person
with that many shares.

2739
02:21:01,989 --> 02:21:03,081
Donnie, call me back, alright.

2740
02:21:03,157 --> 02:21:05,992
Donnie, your little friend is
trying fuck me, you know that?

2741
02:21:05,993 --> 02:21:11,097
Your little friend trying to fuck me
right now. Get him on the phone now.

2742
02:21:11,098 --> 02:21:13,567
Even though I own 85% of

2743
02:21:13,568 --> 02:21:16,068
Steve-Cock-Sucking-Motherfucker-Madden
Shoes.

2744
02:21:16,069 --> 02:21:18,171
The shares were in
his fucking name.

2745
02:21:18,172 --> 02:21:20,120
This motherfucker knew
I was in trouble with

2746
02:21:20,121 --> 02:21:21,974
the fed and he was try
to take advantage.

2747
02:21:21,975 --> 02:21:23,135
Donnie come on talk to me man,
how do you wanna play this?

2748
02:21:23,210 --> 02:21:26,045
Ruggie, I want you to get all
client on the phone right now

2749
02:21:26,046 --> 02:21:27,953
and having start selling
Steve Madden we gonna

2750
02:21:27,954 --> 02:21:30,016
try make that fucking price
down, do you hear me?

2751
02:21:30,017 --> 02:21:32,151
Shut the fuck up, this is your
fucking friend from highschool.

2752
02:21:32,152 --> 02:21:33,852
They will fuckin' freak
me, they're gonna

2753
02:21:33,853 --> 02:21:35,451
fuck with me and gonna
turn this entire

2754
02:21:35,452 --> 02:21:37,123
company to a Penny
stock, you hear me?

2755
02:21:37,124 --> 02:21:39,025
- You got it?
- Yes, I got it.

2756
02:21:39,026 --> 02:21:41,160
Don't start jumping into conclusion
before we know what is going on.

2757
02:21:41,161 --> 02:21:44,221
Capitan!

2758
02:21:44,932 --> 02:21:46,966
Hang up your phones, everybody!
Hang up..

2759
02:21:46,967 --> 02:21:49,026
Turn the boat away,
we're going home!

2760
02:21:53,040 --> 02:21:56,009
Baby, baby, what happened?

2761
02:21:57,044 --> 02:21:58,944
Sweetheart what's going on?

2762
02:21:59,980 --> 02:22:01,106
I am uhh..

2763
02:22:02,115 --> 02:22:05,218
- Just wait, I can't..
- Baby, baby, baby..

2764
02:22:05,219 --> 02:22:07,983
What is going on?
Why are you crying?

2765
02:22:08,956 --> 02:22:10,990
- She's dead.
- Who?

2766
02:22:10,991 --> 02:22:13,125
I just got a call from
my cousin, Betty,

2767
02:22:13,126 --> 02:22:16,095
- Yeah?
- Aunt Emma's dead.

2768
02:22:17,231 --> 02:22:20,967
- You fucking kidding me?
- No.

2769
02:22:20,968 --> 02:22:26,133
You serious? Oh my God,
baby, that's, fuck!

2770
02:22:26,206 --> 02:22:28,107
Oh sweetheart that
just fucking..

2771
02:22:28,108 --> 02:22:31,077
Fucking heart attack,
boom, snap, gone.

2772
02:22:31,144 --> 02:22:33,806
Shuffled off her
mortal coil and twenty

2773
02:22:33,807 --> 02:22:37,083
million dollars stock in
a Swiss bank account.

2774
02:22:37,084 --> 02:22:38,117
She was fine.

2775
02:22:38,118 --> 02:22:44,190
- Oh God, baby oh God, that so fucking
terrible. - You know, she's not that old.

2776
02:22:44,191 --> 02:22:46,939
It is terrible to you.
Your aunt was such an

2777
02:22:46,940 --> 02:22:50,029
elegant, attractive woman.
My condolences to you.

2778
02:22:50,030 --> 02:22:52,284
Yes, yes we absolutely
devastated, thank

2779
02:22:52,285 --> 02:22:54,967
you, thank you so much,
for your condolences.

2780
02:22:54,968 --> 02:22:56,817
Now where is that leave
us in regard to her

2781
02:22:56,818 --> 02:22:58,971
account exactly, does it
going to probate or what?

2782
02:22:58,972 --> 02:23:00,808
Don't worry Jordan,
not to worry,

2783
02:23:00,809 --> 02:23:05,077
your aunt before she died, signed a
document naming you as her successor.

2784
02:23:05,078 --> 02:23:06,102
She did.

2785
02:23:07,147 --> 02:23:09,081
Fantastic, well
that's a good news.

2786
02:23:09,082 --> 02:23:11,951
Well, not as of yet.

2787
02:23:11,952 --> 02:23:13,085
Wait, wait.. what is it
means, not as of yet?

2788
02:23:13,086 --> 02:23:16,088
No (SPEAKING FRENCH)

2789
02:23:16,089 --> 02:23:19,058
I, I can't seem to hear you
I must have bad reception.

2790
02:23:19,059 --> 02:23:20,092
Aren't you speaking English?

2791
02:23:20,093 --> 02:23:22,995
Now.. Fast, very fast.

2792
02:23:22,996 --> 02:23:24,964
Fast, I have to get
to Switzerland now.

2793
02:23:24,965 --> 02:23:27,033
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

2794
02:23:27,034 --> 02:23:28,968
Speak English, fucking
speak English!

2795
02:23:28,969 --> 02:23:30,970
- Hey, hey.. quiet, okay?
- Okay.

2796
02:23:30,971 --> 02:23:33,973
Take your suit, take your dick
okay, and move your ass, please.

2797
02:23:33,974 --> 02:23:36,042
Okay, move my ass.

2798
02:23:36,043 --> 02:23:40,146
I gotta say these Swiss were
some sneaky motherfuckers.

2799
02:23:40,147 --> 02:23:41,938
Within minutes he had
set me up with a

2800
02:23:41,939 --> 02:23:44,106
forger who could fake
aunt Emma's signature.

2801
02:23:44,184 --> 02:23:46,118
You American Shit.

2802
02:23:46,119 --> 02:23:49,955
I just had to get there by tomorrow
or lose 25 million dollars.

2803
02:23:49,956 --> 02:23:54,026
- We're going to Monaco.
- Monaco? Now?

2804
02:23:54,027 --> 02:23:57,096
Yes baby we're going to Monaco so
we can go to Switzerland, okay?

2805
02:23:57,097 --> 02:23:58,097
But her auntjust die.

2806
02:23:58,098 --> 02:23:59,773
I realize that but I
have bussiness in

2807
02:23:59,774 --> 02:24:01,967
Switzerland I need to go
Switzerland right now.

2808
02:24:01,968 --> 02:24:04,136
Bottom line, sorry.

2809
02:24:04,137 --> 02:24:09,175
- We got to get to London.
- Why?

2810
02:24:09,176 --> 02:24:12,945
- The funeral.
- Yeah, but babe look, look.

2811
02:24:12,946 --> 02:24:17,007
I love your aunt, more than anyone
in the entire world I really did.

2812
02:24:17,084 --> 02:24:22,021
But she is dead now sweaty, she's
dead and she's not going anywhere.

2813
02:24:22,022 --> 02:24:25,024
She still be dead by the
time we get to London, okay.

2814
02:24:25,025 --> 02:24:28,194
- Captain Ted. - Captain Ted, we
go to Monaco, Monaco now, okay.

2815
02:24:28,195 --> 02:24:30,129
- Monaco right?
- We go to Monaco.

2816
02:24:30,130 --> 02:24:32,007
So we can drive to
Switzerland so we don't need

2817
02:24:32,008 --> 02:24:33,964
to stamp up passport take
care of business here.

2818
02:24:34,034 --> 02:24:37,002
We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight
over to London to catch the funeral

2819
02:24:37,003 --> 02:24:39,071
be in the New York meet with him in three
business days it's a fucking plan.

2820
02:24:39,072 --> 02:24:42,041
I'm just wanna to inform you out there
here. Might run into some chop.

2821
02:24:42,042 --> 02:24:45,978
Chop? We can fucking handle chop
right, I mean it's 170 foot yacht.

2822
02:24:45,979 --> 02:24:48,948
No, no, we're not going anywhere
unless he said it's safe, alright.

2823
02:24:48,949 --> 02:24:50,049
- It's safe.
- Don't worry about the chop.

2824
02:24:50,050 --> 02:24:51,984
- You don't know shit about
chop. - Oww, really.

2825
02:24:51,985 --> 02:24:56,046
- And you two? You fucking expert on this?
- I'll chop your fucking credit cards.

2826
02:24:56,123 --> 02:25:01,193
Chop is fine, trust me chop is
fine, is chop fine Captain Ted?

2827
02:25:01,194 --> 02:25:03,062
Yeah, I mean if we take it slow.

2828
02:25:03,063 --> 02:25:04,196
Ya, we gonna take it slow.

2829
02:25:04,197 --> 02:25:06,098
It's a little uncomfortable
but tell me it's safe.

2830
02:25:06,099 --> 02:25:08,989
It's gonna be safe, because..
I mean we'll have

2831
02:25:08,990 --> 02:25:12,104
to batten down the hatches
and we secured the deck.

2832
02:25:12,105 --> 02:25:14,940
We're looking a few, maybe
a few broken dishes.

2833
02:25:14,941 --> 02:25:17,176
Few broken dishes, what
a few broken dishes.

2834
02:25:17,177 --> 02:25:19,044
Is that sound fucking
awesome or what.

2835
02:25:19,045 --> 02:25:19,933
- Oww, not really.

2836
02:25:19,934 --> 02:25:23,182
- We're gonna fucking fun time.
- Let's go to fuckin Monaco now.

2837
02:25:23,183 --> 02:25:25,084
Let's fucking move let's go.

2838
02:25:25,085 --> 02:25:27,952
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

2839
02:25:30,090 --> 02:25:32,115
Hold on.

2840
02:25:34,094 --> 02:25:37,129
What the fuck is going on here?

2841
02:25:37,130 --> 02:25:40,132
The jet ski jus went overboard.

2842
02:25:40,133 --> 02:25:44,170
Jesus Christ, hold on okay.

2843
02:25:44,171 --> 02:25:49,041
The waves were 20 feet high building,
turn around go to that fucking way.

2844
02:25:49,042 --> 02:25:50,109
- We can't.
- Go.

2845
02:25:50,110 --> 02:25:52,978
We'll get broad sided
and it's game over.

2846
02:25:52,979 --> 02:25:54,980
I am a master diver,
you hear that

2847
02:25:54,981 --> 02:25:57,040
I am a master diver, no
one is gonna fucking die.

2848
02:25:57,117 --> 02:26:01,187
I got you.. Trust me
okay, I love you.

2849
02:26:01,188 --> 02:26:04,021
I love you, just hold on tight.

2850
02:26:04,224 --> 02:26:06,215
Tight.

2851
02:26:07,060 --> 02:26:08,160
Hold on, baby.

2852
02:26:08,161 --> 02:26:10,994
Donnie.

2853
02:26:11,198 --> 02:26:14,091
Donnie, - What? - Hold on baby?

2855
02:26:14,167 --> 02:26:15,234
Get the fucking ludes!

2856
02:26:15,235 --> 02:26:20,039
I don't wanna die trying, I do love
that shit up to but I'm so scared.

2857
02:26:20,040 --> 02:26:23,042
I fucked up, I fucked up so bad.

2858
02:26:23,043 --> 02:26:27,173
- Get the ludes, downstairs.
- What do you say?

2859
02:26:29,115 --> 02:26:30,216
Get the ludes.

2860
02:26:30,217 --> 02:26:31,506
I can't go down,
They're below deck!

2861
02:26:31,507 --> 02:26:33,152
There's like three feet
of water down there!

2862
02:26:33,153 --> 02:26:38,190
I will not die sobber,
get those fuckin ludes.

2863
02:26:38,191 --> 02:26:41,092
- Okay, okay.
- Go!

2864
02:26:43,163 --> 02:26:45,030
- Where he's going?
- Don't know baby.

2865
02:26:45,031 --> 02:26:49,127
Donnie, he fucking crazy.

2866
02:27:00,213 --> 02:27:03,114
Jesus Christ.

2867
02:27:03,984 --> 02:27:08,020
Hold on, get away from the
window, we'll gonna blown away.

2868
02:27:08,021 --> 02:27:10,236
Mayday! This is
Captain Ted Beecham

2869
02:27:10,237 --> 02:27:12,958
aboard the Yacht Naomi!
This is a Mayday!

2870
02:27:12,959 --> 02:27:15,995
I got them, I got them.

2871
02:27:15,996 --> 02:27:18,063
Give me to me.

2872
02:27:18,064 --> 02:27:18,998
What you're gonna do right now.

2873
02:27:18,999 --> 02:27:23,026
This is a fucking may day.

2874
02:27:24,204 --> 02:27:26,934
(SCREAMING)

2875
02:27:28,108 --> 02:27:31,976
(MUSIK)

2876
02:27:34,147 --> 02:27:37,981
(CHOPPER SOUND)

2877
02:27:39,219 --> 02:27:42,154
Nice thing about getting
rescued by Italians..

2878
02:27:42,155 --> 02:27:46,025
...That they feed you,
make you drink red wine.

2879
02:27:46,026 --> 02:27:48,085
And you get to dance.

2880
02:28:02,075 --> 02:28:04,100
(EXPLOSION)

2881
02:28:04,210 --> 02:28:06,178
Did you see that?

2882
02:28:06,947 --> 02:28:10,149
That was the plane I
sent to come get us.

2883
02:28:10,150 --> 02:28:13,165
I shit you not, it
exploded when a seagull

2884
02:28:13,166 --> 02:28:16,180
flew into the engine,
three people killed.

2885
02:28:20,193 --> 02:28:22,194
You want a sign from God,

2886
02:28:22,195 --> 02:28:26,063
After all this I finally
got the message.

2887
02:28:31,037 --> 02:28:34,106
New dream, of becoming
financially indepedent.

2888
02:28:34,107 --> 02:28:37,142
But struggle every month
just to pay your bills.

2889
02:28:37,143 --> 02:28:39,211
Would you like to own
a home like this?

2890
02:28:39,212 --> 02:28:41,213
Who can barely afford
to pay your rent.

2891
02:28:41,214 --> 02:28:43,115
My name is Jordan Belfort.

2892
02:28:43,116 --> 02:28:45,117
And there is no secret
to well creation.

2893
02:28:45,118 --> 02:28:48,020
No matter who you are. No
matter where you came from.

2894
02:28:48,021 --> 02:28:52,157
You too can become finacially
independent in just a matter of months.

2895
02:28:52,158 --> 02:28:54,217
All you need is strategy.

2896
02:28:54,928 --> 02:28:57,229
When I was 24 years
old, I made a decision.

2897
02:28:57,230 --> 02:29:00,132
Not to survive, but to thrive.

2898
02:29:00,133 --> 02:29:03,002
At first I didn't feel like
deals like this were possible.

2899
02:29:03,003 --> 02:29:06,105
But we have the house, and we
have 30 thousand dollar profit.

2900
02:29:06,106 --> 02:29:07,206
I certainly beleive now.

2901
02:29:07,207 --> 02:29:09,041
I think about it for second.

2902
02:29:09,042 --> 02:29:11,223
If you don't have guts to
attend Jordan Belfort.

2903
02:29:11,224 --> 02:29:13,212
Straight line perssuasion
system seminar.

2904
02:29:13,213 --> 02:29:15,014
Then how do you, expect
to make any money.

2905
02:29:15,015 --> 02:29:16,949
You wanna be a
millionaire some day.

2906
02:29:16,950 --> 02:29:19,018
Have some guts make a decision.

2907
02:29:19,019 --> 02:29:21,987
Jordan belforth said work for
me because I work hard for it.

2908
02:29:21,988 --> 02:29:23,569
And if it doesn't work
for you it's because

2909
02:29:23,570 --> 02:29:25,190
you lazy, you should get
a job at McDonalds.

2910
02:29:25,191 --> 02:29:28,961
There is nobody holding you
back from financial freedom.

2911
02:29:28,962 --> 02:29:31,230
And there is nobody stoping
you from making millions.

2912
02:29:31,231 --> 02:29:36,999
Don't you sit in a home or the life
you dreamed will fly right pass.

2913
02:29:38,171 --> 02:29:42,107
I change all these people's live
and I can change yours too.

2914
02:29:42,108 --> 02:29:46,045
So come to my seminar, the
life of your dream is only..

2915
02:29:46,046 --> 02:29:49,948
- You're under arrest.
- You've got to be joking..

2916
02:29:51,017 --> 02:29:55,181
- Don't kidding, hey.
- Turn that Camera off.

2917
02:29:55,989 --> 02:29:58,957
You fuckin, you
fucking cocksucker.

2918
02:29:58,958 --> 02:30:02,127
Fuck you!

2919
02:30:02,128 --> 02:30:06,065
What the fuck you doing? You
fucking pieces of shit.

2920
02:30:06,066 --> 02:30:09,001
Hei Jordan let me give you
a little legal advice.

2921
02:30:09,002 --> 02:30:11,095
Shut up, fuck off.

2922
02:30:14,941 --> 02:30:16,141
(FBI, New York)
Jordan Belfort.

2923
02:30:16,976 --> 02:30:19,078
I cleaned on my
act, I did rehab.

2924
02:30:19,079 --> 02:30:20,212
I'm a Tv personality.

2925
02:30:20,213 --> 02:30:23,148
I'm sobber for 2 years,
and this happens.

2926
02:30:23,149 --> 02:30:27,019
Rugrat goes and get
busted down in Miami.

2927
02:30:27,020 --> 02:30:28,987
And Guess who the fuck with?
Saurel.

2928
02:30:28,988 --> 02:30:32,157
- You gonna beat me? I
know your country. - No!

2929
02:30:32,158 --> 02:30:36,962
What the fucking odds? There had to be
ten thousand Swiss bankers in Geneva.

2930
02:30:36,963 --> 02:30:40,899
And Rugrat is the one dumb enough to
get himself arrested on U.S. soil.

2931
02:30:40,967 --> 02:30:42,134
I know.

2932
02:30:42,135 --> 02:30:44,194
(CRYING)

2933
02:30:46,005 --> 02:30:50,109
Even more fucked was he got busted for
shit that had nothing to do with me.

2934
02:30:50,110 --> 02:30:52,010
And nothing to
fucking do with me.

2935
02:30:52,011 --> 02:30:54,384
Something about
laundering drug money, to

2936
02:30:54,385 --> 02:30:57,049
offshore boat racing to
a guy name Rocky aoki.

2937
02:30:57,050 --> 02:30:59,151
You know the founder
of Benihana.

2938
02:30:59,152 --> 02:31:00,986
Benihana?

2939
02:31:00,987 --> 02:31:02,988
Beni Fucking Hana.

2940
02:31:02,989 --> 02:31:07,126
Beni 'fucking' Hana,
why, why God.

2941
02:31:07,127 --> 02:31:10,527
Why would You be so cruel
as to choose a chain

2942
02:31:10,528 --> 02:31:13,999
of fucking Hibachi
Restaurants to take me down?

2943
02:31:15,034 --> 02:31:17,874
Long story, short Saurel
ratted me out, but

2944
02:31:17,875 --> 02:31:21,006
not before he ratted out
Brad's wife Chantalle.

2945
02:31:21,007 --> 02:31:25,068
Who turns out he been fuckin
everytime she went to Switzel.

2946
02:31:27,947 --> 02:31:30,108
No, no, no.

2947
02:31:31,217 --> 02:31:32,980
Alright.

2948
02:31:33,953 --> 02:31:37,122
One count engaging in conspiracy
to commit securities fraud.

2949
02:31:37,123 --> 02:31:39,124
Two counts securities fraud.

2950
02:31:39,125 --> 02:31:42,959
One count engaging in Conspiracy
to commit money laundering.

2951
02:31:43,029 --> 02:31:45,130
21 counts money laundering.

2952
02:31:45,131 --> 02:31:47,998
1 count of obstruction
of justice.

2953
02:31:48,968 --> 02:31:52,028
Bail has set at 10
million dollars.

2954
02:32:06,085 --> 02:32:08,220
What up?

2955
02:32:08,221 --> 02:32:11,156
Rocky, how you doin?

2956
02:32:11,157 --> 02:32:13,992
- Wooff..
- I'm not a fucking dog.

2957
02:32:13,993 --> 02:32:17,963
Yeah, it's getting old to crap to
start to shit in the house again.

2958
02:32:17,964 --> 02:32:20,933
- Me too.
- Come here buddy.

2959
02:32:21,000 --> 02:32:23,195
- Good to see you pal.
- Me too.

2960
02:32:28,208 --> 02:32:30,209
How you doing brother?

2961
02:32:30,210 --> 02:32:33,979
You know, shitty pal.

2962
02:32:33,980 --> 02:32:37,216
But I'm hanging in there.

2963
02:32:37,217 --> 02:32:40,052
Piece of jewelry,
check that out.

2964
02:32:40,053 --> 02:32:42,187
Can't leave the house, you know.

2965
02:32:42,188 --> 02:32:45,190
Sun to get cub and
fiber already.

2966
02:32:45,191 --> 02:32:47,993
Fuckin Rugrat.

2967
02:32:47,994 --> 02:32:51,029
That wig-wearin'faggot I can't believe
that fucking guy were'nt killed..

2968
02:32:51,030 --> 02:32:54,199
When he got out, I want
to show on his desks.

2969
02:32:54,200 --> 02:32:56,191
Irresponsble prick.

2970
02:32:56,936 --> 02:32:58,904
I'll tell you one thing.

2971
02:32:59,973 --> 02:33:03,108
That you never eat
Benihana again.

2972
02:33:03,109 --> 02:33:06,010
I don't care who's
birthday it is.

2973
02:33:06,946 --> 02:33:09,005
What is that Naomi
actually doing?

2974
02:33:09,082 --> 02:33:12,108
She right in the house there, say hi
she probably won't wave you back.

2975
02:33:12,185 --> 02:33:14,983
Naomi, sweetheart.

2976
02:33:18,024 --> 02:33:19,958
What's up her ass,
was she mad at me?

2977
02:33:19,959 --> 02:33:20,993
No you know.

2978
02:33:20,994 --> 02:33:24,096
Probably had to mortgage
the house to make bail.

2979
02:33:24,097 --> 02:33:28,000
Probably ended sell a thing in
order pay for all my lawyers.

2980
02:33:28,001 --> 02:33:31,003
It's been a night mare
buddy, I tell you the truth.

2981
02:33:31,004 --> 02:33:33,105
What do you gonna do right.

2982
02:33:33,106 --> 02:33:37,075
Anyway how is Stratton that
more important how is morale?

2983
02:33:37,076 --> 02:33:39,945
You piss of 'cause he have
to make money legally now?

2984
02:33:39,946 --> 02:33:40,935
Jordan.

2985
02:33:41,214 --> 02:33:44,047
I got the founding
partners together.

2986
02:33:44,150 --> 02:33:46,948
Talk to them about
everything and..

2987
02:33:47,186 --> 02:33:49,221
I got you.

2988
02:33:49,222 --> 02:33:51,190
How much you got me?

2989
02:33:51,991 --> 02:33:54,983
The house, money, don't
worry about it I got you.

2990
02:34:02,001 --> 02:34:05,061
I love you buddy. You know
I do it for you right.

2991
02:34:07,974 --> 02:34:10,943
- I'll kiss you.
- Alright, enough, enough.

2992
02:34:12,111 --> 02:34:14,980
- You wanna beer, pal?
- What do you drink?

2993
02:34:14,981 --> 02:34:17,049
We got this non-alcoholic shit.

2994
02:34:17,050 --> 02:34:19,217
- What is that?
- It's non alcoholic beer.

2995
02:34:19,218 --> 02:34:21,186
It's got no alchohol.

2996
02:34:21,187 --> 02:34:24,056
- Is it beer?
- Ya, with no alchohol.

2997
02:34:24,057 --> 02:34:27,960
But you drink enough and you drink
a lot to get you fucked up.

2998
02:34:27,961 --> 02:34:30,028
No, it's no alchoholic
fucking point.

2999
02:34:30,029 --> 02:34:31,542
I'm not a scientist, I
don't get fuck target

3000
02:34:31,543 --> 02:34:33,098
but I can get you a
beer, if you want..

3001
02:34:33,099 --> 02:34:36,034
I know, but I don't
drink, you remember.

3002
02:34:36,035 --> 02:34:38,103
- I'm not drink anymore.
- Are you wanna go inside.

3003
02:34:38,104 --> 02:34:41,073
And blow some lime
and baking powder..

3004
02:34:41,207 --> 02:34:44,109
Can't imagine ever not
enjoyed geting fucked up.

3005
02:34:44,110 --> 02:34:45,944
- Yeah.
- I loved it.

3006
02:34:45,945 --> 02:34:47,145
But I've been sobber.

3007
02:34:47,146 --> 02:34:48,180
Fucking sucks.

3008
02:34:48,181 --> 02:34:50,115
- Boring right.
- So boring.

3009
02:34:50,116 --> 02:34:52,117
Like kill myself.

3010
02:34:52,118 --> 02:34:56,221
There is a term and we don't like to
use it unless circumtances dictate..

3011
02:34:56,222 --> 02:34:58,664
...I think they do
dictate in this case and

3012
02:34:58,665 --> 02:35:01,226
term is Grenada, have
you ever heard Grenada.

3013
02:35:01,227 --> 02:35:02,160
No I haven't.

3014
02:35:02,161 --> 02:35:05,633
Grenada very interesting
because it is a small

3015
02:35:05,634 --> 02:35:08,996
island nation that was
invaded by the United.

3016
02:35:08,997 --> 02:35:12,104
States of America 1983
have 9000 people.

3017
02:35:12,105 --> 02:35:15,073
And essentially means is.

3018
02:35:15,074 --> 02:35:18,143
This case is unloseable.

3019
02:35:18,144 --> 02:35:20,503
So, you know, come in
we can have our dick

3020
02:35:20,504 --> 02:35:23,115
hanging out of our pants,
nobody gives a fuck.

3021
02:35:23,116 --> 02:35:25,050
I'm gonna win.

3022
02:35:25,051 --> 02:35:27,019
You Sir.

3023
02:35:27,954 --> 02:35:29,922
Are was known.

3024
02:35:30,156 --> 02:35:32,147
As a Grenada.

3025
02:35:35,028 --> 02:35:38,163
You're looking at
real prison time.

3026
02:35:38,164 --> 02:35:41,967
Money laundering can get
you as much 20 years.

3027
02:35:41,968 --> 02:35:43,906
And, our case gonna
be stronger, if we

3028
02:35:43,907 --> 02:35:46,138
caught your shed and
cash your mattress,.

3029
02:35:46,139 --> 02:35:47,970
Oh that right.

3030
02:35:48,074 --> 02:35:50,008
Hei Jordan.

3031
02:35:50,009 --> 02:35:55,113
Jordan, You're rotting away in jail,
2 your kids get out the college.

3032
02:35:55,114 --> 02:35:57,981
That's not our ambition here.

3033
02:35:58,151 --> 02:36:00,949
There's other people
involve in this too.

3034
02:36:01,020 --> 02:36:04,183
We think, they need to see
their day in courts as well.

3035
02:36:06,225 --> 02:36:08,960
Why do I sense there's
an offer in the air?

3036
02:36:08,961 --> 02:36:10,128
He's got good sense.

3037
02:36:10,129 --> 02:36:12,063
What are you, Craskin?

3038
02:36:12,231 --> 02:36:14,790
Full cooperation, he
provides us with the

3039
02:36:14,791 --> 02:36:17,866
comprehensive list of all
coconspirators spanning

3040
02:36:17,867 --> 02:36:21,003
the last seven years and
he agrees to wear a wire.

3041
02:36:21,207 --> 02:36:24,108
- Did you just say wear a wire?
- A wire.

3042
02:36:24,210 --> 02:36:27,112
Wow, wow, is that means, you
want me to rat, is that it?

3043
02:36:27,113 --> 02:36:28,980
No, I want you to cooperate.

3044
02:36:28,981 --> 02:36:31,116
- No, you want me to rat.
- Yes, we want you to rat.

3045
02:36:31,117 --> 02:36:35,178
That fucking exactly what
we want you to do, to rat.

3046
02:36:39,125 --> 02:36:40,922
How is Christy's party?

3047
02:36:41,060 --> 02:36:44,029
- Fine.
- Good.

3048
02:36:44,964 --> 02:36:47,057
Babe, I've spoke to the
lawyers again today.

3049
02:36:47,133 --> 02:36:51,069
There is some really
really great news.

3050
02:36:51,938 --> 02:36:55,173
Turns out you completely
off the hook, honey.

3051
02:36:55,174 --> 02:36:57,075
I know that already.

3052
02:36:57,076 --> 02:37:02,207
Right, exactly, you never did
anything wrong in first place right?

3053
02:37:02,982 --> 02:37:09,187
It turns out, all the FBI really
wants for me is to a coorperate.

3054
02:37:09,188 --> 02:37:11,693
You know.. turns out I
have so much information

3055
02:37:11,694 --> 02:37:14,025
about the stock market
and the Wallstreet..

3056
02:37:14,026 --> 02:37:16,548
That I could save the
government years of

3057
02:37:16,549 --> 02:37:19,191
heartache not to mention
countless dollars.

3058
02:37:21,000 --> 02:37:22,968
It gets even better babe.

3059
02:37:22,969 --> 02:37:28,908
Because if I do to sign cooperate, I
might only be looking at 4 short years.

3060
02:37:28,975 --> 02:37:33,111
How much case, we could start
fresh maybe sell the house.

3061
02:37:33,112 --> 02:37:37,015
And any fine that I have to pay
wouldn't due till I serve term.

3062
02:37:37,016 --> 02:37:40,975
So, we still have plenty
money left over, you know.

3063
02:37:41,988 --> 02:37:47,125
You think, of course bug me out a little
bit is this whole idea for doing it.

3064
02:37:47,126 --> 02:37:49,094
Give an information
about my friends.

3065
02:37:49,195 --> 02:37:52,964
Ohh, like he said, ther is no
friend on Wallstrett right.

3066
02:37:52,965 --> 02:37:54,057
Right.

3067
02:37:54,133 --> 02:37:58,170
It's exactly silver lining to that too
honey because they said eventually.

3068
02:37:58,171 --> 02:38:01,072
Eventually everyone gonna have to
give an information on this case.

3069
02:38:01,073 --> 02:38:04,109
So at the end of the day, might
not even a factor, you know.

3070
02:38:04,110 --> 02:38:08,146
- Well, that's a good news,
right. - Yeah, yeah.

3071
02:38:08,147 --> 02:38:10,206
I'm really happy for you.

3072
02:38:11,984 --> 02:38:15,112
What do you mean
you happy for me?

3073
02:38:15,188 --> 02:38:19,157
- You should be happy for the
both of us right? - Yeah right.

3074
02:38:19,158 --> 02:38:20,182
Alright.

3075
02:38:22,094 --> 02:38:23,925
Come here baby.

3076
02:38:24,163 --> 02:38:27,132
- Gimme a kiss, sweetheart.
- Jordan.

3077
02:38:28,100 --> 02:38:31,069
- Let's make love. Please.
- No.

3078
02:38:31,070 --> 02:38:33,205
Jordan stop it! No!

3079
02:38:33,206 --> 02:38:35,902
Jordan stop it.

3080
02:38:42,181 --> 02:38:44,206
I Fucking hate you Jordan.

3081
02:38:44,951 --> 02:38:48,011
- Get off me.
- Ohh Baby don't do that.

3082
02:38:48,120 --> 02:38:50,188
You know how much
I love you right.

3083
02:38:50,189 --> 02:38:53,920
Stop that sweetie, please.

3084
02:38:58,064 --> 02:39:00,999
You want to fuck me Jordan?

3085
02:39:02,134 --> 02:39:04,193
You want to fuck me?

3086
02:39:04,971 --> 02:39:10,976
Good, go ahead, go
ahead and fucked me.

3087
02:39:10,977 --> 02:39:13,044
I want you to fuck me real hard.

3088
02:39:13,045 --> 02:39:16,948
I want you to fuck me like
its a last fucking time.

3089
02:39:16,949 --> 02:39:20,018
- Come babe, 'cause I need you to
come for me baby. - Oh I like that.

3090
02:39:20,019 --> 02:39:27,016
Come for me baby, I need you to come
for me like its a last fucking time.

3091
02:39:27,193 --> 02:39:29,957
Come baby.

3092
02:39:57,990 --> 02:40:02,120
Ohh, baby that was
so fucking great.

3093
02:40:05,931 --> 02:40:07,990
That was a last time.

3094
02:40:08,067 --> 02:40:10,035
What do you mean baby?

3095
02:40:10,036 --> 02:40:13,005
I mean that was a last
time we had a sex.

3096
02:40:14,073 --> 02:40:16,098
What are you talking about.

3097
02:40:18,044 --> 02:40:20,103
I want to divorce.

3098
02:40:21,904 --> 02:40:23,544
What do you mean, you
want a divorce? What

3099
02:40:23,545 --> 02:40:25,216
is that suppose to mean
you want a divorce.

3100
02:40:25,217 --> 02:40:29,054
Get off me! I want a divorce.

3101
02:40:29,055 --> 02:40:32,991
- What the fuck is wrong with you? -
I don't love you any more Jordan.

3102
02:40:33,993 --> 02:40:36,127
You don't love me.

3103
02:40:36,128 --> 02:40:37,996
You don't love me anymore huh?

3104
02:40:37,997 --> 02:40:39,931
Well it's just fucking
convinience for

3105
02:40:39,932 --> 02:40:41,916
you, now I'm under
federal indigement

3106
02:40:41,917 --> 02:40:44,102
with electronic brace
around my ankle.

3107
02:40:44,103 --> 02:40:46,004
Now you decide you don't fucking
love me anymore, is that right?

3108
02:40:46,005 --> 02:40:47,996
No, no.

3109
02:40:48,074 --> 02:40:50,175
What kind a person are you?
Tell me.

3110
02:40:50,176 --> 02:40:52,944
- You married me. - What the
fuck is that suppose to mean.

3111
02:40:52,945 --> 02:40:57,148
Jordan, this is how it's gonna go, I'm
gonna take the custody of the kids.

3112
02:40:57,149 --> 02:41:01,152
If you agree to divorce right now, I
will allow you to take shift, okay.

3113
02:41:01,153 --> 02:41:02,950
Don't try to fight it.

3114
02:41:03,022 --> 02:41:07,049
It will save us both a lot of money and
I got a felling you gonna need it.

3115
02:41:08,961 --> 02:41:12,040
You're not taking my kids,
sweetheart, you hear me.

3116
02:41:12,041 --> 02:41:13,481
I already talk to
lawyer, he said if

3117
02:41:13,482 --> 02:41:16,034
you get convicted, I've got a
good chance to getting custody.

3118
02:41:16,035 --> 02:41:18,242
I got news for you,
you're not fucking

3119
02:41:18,243 --> 02:41:21,039
taking my children you
vicious fucking conman.

3120
02:41:21,040 --> 02:41:23,074
Fuck you! You fucking bitch.

3121
02:41:23,075 --> 02:41:26,010
You're not fucking taking my
goddamn fucking kids, you hear me.

3122
02:41:26,011 --> 02:41:29,913
Fuck you! You're not
takin my fuckin kids.

3123
02:41:38,190 --> 02:41:40,158
Fuckin bitch.

3124
02:41:42,228 --> 02:41:44,958
Fuckin whore.

3125
02:41:48,134 --> 02:41:51,968
Fucking bitch, piece
of shit, fuckin whore.

3126
02:42:00,179 --> 02:42:02,909
Look at yourself Jordan.

3127
02:42:03,082 --> 02:42:04,014
Sick.

3128
02:42:04,116 --> 02:42:05,984
- You're a sick man.
- Fuck you.

3129
02:42:05,985 --> 02:42:07,953
I've told you not taking my
fucking kids, you fucking..

3130
02:42:08,020 --> 02:42:10,121
You think I will let
my kids near you.

3131
02:42:10,122 --> 02:42:11,189
Look at yourself.

3132
02:42:11,190 --> 02:42:13,024
You know what my lawyer said.

3133
02:42:13,025 --> 02:42:16,127
My lawyer said that you're gonna
prison for 20 years Jordan.

3134
02:42:16,128 --> 02:42:19,964
20 fucking years, you never
gonna see the kids again.

3135
02:42:19,965 --> 02:42:21,127
- You think I'm not gonna
see my kids again?

3136
02:42:21,128 --> 02:42:22,160
- No, I'm not letting
you near my kids.

3137
02:42:22,234 --> 02:42:25,103
You don't get understand what
I fucking tell you, huh?

3138
02:42:25,104 --> 02:42:28,005
Don't you fucking touch her.

3139
02:42:28,073 --> 02:42:31,042
Don't you fucking touch me.

3140
02:42:31,243 --> 02:42:35,013
Sweetheart.. you gonna
go with daddy alright.

3141
02:42:35,014 --> 02:42:36,982
You cool right,
you're with daddy.

3142
02:42:40,019 --> 02:42:42,086
Don't you fucking
touch her Jordan.

3143
02:42:42,087 --> 02:42:45,113
I swear I will fucking kill you!

3144
02:42:47,226 --> 02:42:49,057
Alright baby.

3145
02:42:49,195 --> 02:42:53,962
Daddy will go little trip together
okay, litle trip together.

3146
02:42:54,133 --> 02:42:56,192
Get the key.

3147
02:42:56,936 --> 02:43:01,206
There you go. Go inside, put
your seat belt on, okay.

3148
02:43:01,207 --> 02:43:02,974
Here you go, get your legs in.

3149
02:43:02,975 --> 02:43:04,142
I'll take her with me.

3150
02:43:04,143 --> 02:43:07,045
I'll told you I'll taking her
with me. You fucking bitch.

3151
02:43:07,046 --> 02:43:10,174
You're not gonna stop me.

3152
02:43:10,983 --> 02:43:12,974
Little trip.

3153
02:43:13,085 --> 02:43:15,019
Don't don't.

3154
02:43:15,120 --> 02:43:17,179
Get the hell out of here.

3155
02:43:19,191 --> 02:43:20,992
Close the door.

3156
02:43:20,993 --> 02:43:22,119
Mommy!

3157
02:43:22,194 --> 02:43:25,095
- Get out of here.
- Open the fucking door.

3158
02:43:29,201 --> 02:43:30,964
No!

3159
02:43:43,015 --> 02:43:44,141
Naomi!

3160
02:43:46,051 --> 02:43:48,042
- Mommy!
- Honey, It's okay.

3161
02:43:52,191 --> 02:43:53,958
You're alright.

3162
02:43:53,959 --> 02:43:55,927
It's alright.

3163
02:43:57,129 --> 02:43:59,130
What's the matter with you.

3164
02:43:59,131 --> 02:44:01,031
You alright.

3165
02:44:08,073 --> 02:44:10,008
Paragraph one.

3166
02:44:10,009 --> 02:44:12,069
The defendant shall plead
guilty to all counts

3167
02:44:12,070 --> 02:44:14,173
of the indictment currently
pending against him

3168
02:44:14,246 --> 02:44:19,117
in the United States District Court
for the Eastern District of New York.

3169
02:44:19,118 --> 02:44:20,051
Paragraph 2.

3170
02:44:20,052 --> 02:44:21,085
Talk normally.

3171
02:44:21,086 --> 02:44:24,188
The defendant shall participate
in undercover activities.

3172
02:44:24,189 --> 02:44:25,957
Breath normally

3173
02:44:25,958 --> 02:44:29,018
wearing a recording
device also known a wire.

3174
02:44:29,094 --> 02:44:31,221
After 5 minutes you'll
forget you having on.

3175
02:44:31,931 --> 02:44:35,099
Conjungtion of the
investigation..

3176
02:44:35,100 --> 02:44:36,034
Paragraph 4.

3177
02:44:36,035 --> 02:44:39,129
The defendant must not commit or
attempted to commit any further crime.

3178
02:44:39,204 --> 02:44:41,005
Please.

3179
02:44:41,006 --> 02:44:44,942
Let me just sign the fucking
thing, alright, thank you.

3180
02:44:48,047 --> 02:44:51,210
- Just here?
- That will be good.

3181
02:44:52,184 --> 02:44:53,116
Thank you.

3182
02:44:53,185 --> 02:44:55,983
It, wasn't even a choice.

3183
02:44:56,121 --> 02:44:59,157
For the next 6 hour I
came up with the list.

3184
02:44:59,158 --> 02:45:03,056
Friends, enemies, business
associates Dan anybody

3185
02:45:03,057 --> 02:45:07,031
you ever known me or taking
so much as a stock tip

3186
02:45:08,766 --> 02:45:10,631
(CHEERING)

3187
02:45:16,108 --> 02:45:18,076
First name on the list.

3188
02:45:18,177 --> 02:45:20,077
Was Donnie.

3189
02:45:21,146 --> 02:45:25,049
George do you know how good it is
to have yo back in this office.

3190
02:45:25,050 --> 02:45:29,020
It's not to say when you gone,
it's sad, you understand.

3191
02:45:29,021 --> 02:45:30,121
I fucking stiff mad now.

3192
02:45:30,122 --> 02:45:31,222
I can't

3193
02:45:31,223 --> 02:45:33,091
I can't even think
about it you know.

3194
02:45:33,092 --> 02:45:35,193
Every time I think about
them my blood boils.

3195
02:45:35,194 --> 02:45:37,890
- I can't even say his name.
- I know.

3196
02:45:37,963 --> 02:45:40,064
You know, this is disgusting.
I grew up with these guys.

3197
02:45:40,065 --> 02:45:42,033
He betrayed me like that?

3198
02:45:42,968 --> 02:45:44,026
Do you have a.

3199
02:45:44,103 --> 02:45:46,204
Ever Get back, too, about um..

3200
02:45:46,205 --> 02:45:49,040
But um.. Account.

3201
02:45:49,041 --> 02:45:51,100
(Don't Incriminate yourself
I'm wearing a wire)

3202
02:45:54,013 --> 02:45:57,048
You remember was like 4-5 miles
or something like that right.

3203
02:45:57,049 --> 02:46:00,212
It was supposed a take
back 4-5 million, was it?

3204
02:46:04,223 --> 02:46:08,126
Actually I was... I
was fucked up Jordan.

3205
02:46:08,127 --> 02:46:12,130
Yeah right, it's stupid.

3206
02:46:12,131 --> 02:46:17,091
If he calls you, you make
sure you contacts me, okay?

3207
02:46:18,037 --> 02:46:21,006
- Of course.
- Yeah.

3208
02:46:25,110 --> 02:46:28,136
Are you gonna eat last
piece, of your tail.

3209
02:46:28,213 --> 02:46:30,943
It's all yours.

3210
02:46:31,116 --> 02:46:33,050
I'll take it this.

3211
02:46:35,054 --> 02:46:37,113
So, what else is.

3212
02:46:39,158 --> 02:46:41,956
Tell me and everything.

3213
02:46:42,061 --> 02:46:45,121
You know.. how it is, she
hate my fucking guts.

3214
02:46:47,032 --> 02:46:49,023
How she, good.

3215
02:46:49,134 --> 02:46:53,071
She still alive, so, my
life fucked you know.

3216
02:46:53,072 --> 02:46:55,006
No.

3217
02:47:01,046 --> 02:47:02,980
Mr. Jordan.

3218
02:47:04,016 --> 02:47:06,041
Mr. Jordan You got a visitor.

3219
02:47:06,185 --> 02:47:08,052
What?

3220
02:47:08,053 --> 02:47:10,078
You got a visitor.

3221
02:47:25,170 --> 02:47:27,161
I need you to get dress.

3222
02:47:28,073 --> 02:47:30,098
What the fuck is going on.

3223
02:47:34,213 --> 02:47:36,943
You going to jail.

3224
02:47:49,962 --> 02:47:54,058
- I will get some clothes.
- We'll give you hand with that.

3225
02:48:02,074 --> 02:48:03,939
Okay.

3226
02:48:15,954 --> 02:48:21,085
FBI, every body sit down,
put your hands.. Shut up.

3227
02:48:54,159 --> 02:48:56,194
I gave up everyone.

3228
02:48:56,195 --> 02:49:02,998
And in returned I got 3 years some
hell hole in Nevada I never hear of.

3229
02:49:04,169 --> 02:49:07,104
Like my pops mad maxx said.

3230
02:49:07,172 --> 02:49:10,198
Chicken come home to roast.

3231
02:49:11,210 --> 02:49:14,111
I wanna fucked that meat.

3232
02:49:18,984 --> 02:49:23,054
Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself
in terms of his cooperation.

3233
02:49:23,055 --> 02:49:25,367
Mr. Belfort has helped
the governmet went

3234
02:49:25,368 --> 02:49:28,083
conviction of over 2
dozen serious offenders.

3235
02:49:28,994 --> 02:49:31,834
And help them recover
millions of dollars he

3236
02:49:31,835 --> 02:49:34,990
made available for
restritution to their victims.

3237
02:49:36,969 --> 02:49:41,099
The sentence of the court should
be 36 months in federal prison.

3238
02:49:42,074 --> 02:49:45,100
Please remain the offended.

3239
02:49:47,212 --> 02:49:48,975
I'm Sorry.

3240
02:50:07,065 --> 02:50:09,124
Stratton Oakmont
Belfort sentenced.

3241
02:50:40,198 --> 02:50:42,189
I'm not ashamed to admit it.

3242
02:50:43,101 --> 02:50:45,069
When we arrive at the prison.

3243
02:50:45,070 --> 02:50:48,072
It was absolutely terrified.

3244
02:50:48,073 --> 02:50:49,173
Belfort on your feet.

3245
02:50:49,174 --> 02:50:51,904
But I ended have been.

3246
02:50:51,977 --> 02:50:54,946
See, for brief leading moment.

3247
02:50:55,113 --> 02:50:57,980
I forgot I was rich.

3248
02:50:58,116 --> 02:51:02,052
And I lived in the place where
everything was for sale.

3249
02:51:04,122 --> 02:51:07,024
When you like to learn
how to sell it.

3250
02:51:07,025 --> 02:51:10,444
To live In some bad
motherfucker in my life, look

3251
02:51:10,445 --> 02:51:13,965
at that rockstar, professional
athlete, gangstars.

3252
02:51:13,966 --> 02:51:16,968
I'm telling you some real bad
mother fucker but this guy.

3253
02:51:16,969 --> 02:51:20,014
My good friends Mr. Jordan
Belfort is this

3254
02:51:20,015 --> 02:51:23,204
single badass motherfucker
I have ever met.

3255
02:51:24,009 --> 02:51:26,758
So I want you right
now, to give a warm

3256
02:51:26,759 --> 02:51:30,141
aucland New Zealand welcome
for my good friend.

3257
02:51:30,215 --> 02:51:37,178
And The world greatest sales
trainer Mr. Jordan Belfort.

3258
02:51:45,931 --> 02:51:47,931
Thank you.

3259
02:52:10,323 --> 02:52:12,314
Sell me this pen.

3260
02:52:16,429 --> 02:52:20,331
It's a amazing pen.

3261
02:52:20,466 --> 02:52:23,299
For professionals.

3262
02:52:26,305 --> 02:52:29,274
Sell me this pen.

3263
02:52:29,275 --> 02:52:32,209
It's a nice pen you can
use the pen to right

3264
02:52:32,210 --> 02:52:35,339
down both from your lifes
so you can remember..

3265
02:52:36,449 --> 02:52:40,510
Sell me this pen.

3266
02:52:41,520 --> 02:52:48,255
Well.. This pen works and I
personally love this pen..

3267
02:53:03,242 --> 02:53:06,941
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